Submissions by missjem56 (Jemia de Blondeville)
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
Poet Introduction
i'm a po et!
OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
28th Feb 2025 2:15am
28th Feb 2025 2:15am
Timeless
Watched
a
programme
All
about
infinity
Went
on
for
ages!
by Jemia
a
programme
All
about
infinity
Went
on
for
ages!
by Jemia
#funny
#philosophical
#universe
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FICTIONAL PROSE
Published
27th Feb 2025 9:43pm
27th Feb 2025 9:43pm
Catastrophic Catachresis Of A Crisis Of Identity!
I always
Identified as a cat
It was clearly obvious
That i wasn't born a cat
As i didn't spend my day
Sleeping, screwing, or licking my bum!
But i did enjoy exploring
As my curiosity
Knew no bounds
Forever seeking new experiences
Until
One fine moonlit night
I met a cat
Born a cat
We got intimate
And i got arrested
For beastiality!
by Jemia
Identified as a cat
It was clearly obvious
That i wasn't born a cat
As i didn't spend my day
Sleeping, screwing, or licking my bum!
But i did enjoy exploring
As my curiosity
Knew no bounds
Forever seeking new experiences
Until
One fine moonlit night
I met a cat
Born a cat
We got intimate
And i got arrested
For beastiality!
by Jemia
#cats
#identity
#parody
#satirical
#surreal
56 reads
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OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
25th Feb 2025 5:12pm
25th Feb 2025 5:12pm
Knowing Wrong From Wright!
When
i
think
of
flight
I
think
of
the
brothers
Wright
They
weren't
to
wrong!
by Jemia
i
think
of
flight
I
think
of
the
brothers
Wright
They
weren't
to
wrong!
by Jemia
#historical
#LifeAsAWriter
#travel
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SELF POEM
Published
25th Feb 2025 4:45pm
25th Feb 2025 4:45pm
Purrfectly Quackers!
When i had cats
I used to be able
To purr with them
Just like that!
Whilst a meandering
Down memory lane
I tried purring
But just sounded insane!
Like a bad impersonation
Of Donald Duck
Quack quack quck!
by Jemia
I used to be able
To purr with them
Just like that!
Whilst a meandering
Down memory lane
I tried purring
But just sounded insane!
Like a bad impersonation
Of Donald Duck
Quack quack quck!
by Jemia
#cats
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter #memories
#LifeAsAWriter #memories
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SELF POEM
Published
24th Feb 2025 2:04pm
24th Feb 2025 2:04pm
Getting Wet?
I'm chewing away
Like a ruminating cow
That hasn't been milked
For quite a while
A ponder in a pond
A fool in a pool
A commotion in the ocean
The luna in the sea!
A quiver in the river
A quake in a lake
What kind of poem is this?
For goodness sake!
by Jemia
Like a ruminating cow
That hasn't been milked
For quite a while
A ponder in a pond
A fool in a pool
A commotion in the ocean
The luna in the sea!
A quiver in the river
A quake in a lake
What kind of poem is this?
For goodness sake!
by Jemia
#funny
#inspirational
#LifeAsAWriter
#satirical
#WritingPoetry
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OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
23rd Feb 2025 7:14pm
23rd Feb 2025 7:14pm
Like Bertha Mason
I now sometimes see you
Dear across the big pond dwelling cousins
As the sort of cousin
One may well
Keep locked away
In a secret room
And that you never
Under any circumstances
Speak of!
But yet
The reverse could easily apply
Trump, Truss true....!
by Jemia
Dear across the big pond dwelling cousins
As the sort of cousin
One may well
Keep locked away
In a secret room
And that you never
Under any circumstances
Speak of!
But yet
The reverse could easily apply
Trump, Truss true....!
by Jemia
#friendship
#LifeAsAWriter
#politics
#satirical
#surreal
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OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
23rd Feb 2025 4:30pm
23rd Feb 2025 4:30pm
Pigeon Holed
Oh dear
It's near
To that time of year
When the pigeons
Start performing
Life sex shows
On my balcony! (not an euphemism!)
It's like pigeon pie
In the sky
Coo!
by Jemia
It's near
To that time of year
When the pigeons
Start performing
Life sex shows
On my balcony! (not an euphemism!)
It's like pigeon pie
In the sky
Coo!
by Jemia
#birds
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter #sex
#LifeAsAWriter #sex
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SELF POEM
Published
21st Feb 2025 4:24pm
21st Feb 2025 4:24pm
Carrots!
I tried
To0 feed
My rabbit
With a carrot
But in the end
I discovered
That electricity
Was
My rabbits'
Best friend!
by Jemia
To0 feed
My rabbit
With a carrot
But in the end
I discovered
That electricity
Was
My rabbits'
Best friend!
by Jemia
#food
#funny
#satirical #sex
#satirical #sex
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MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
21st Feb 2025 4:04pm
21st Feb 2025 4:04pm
Hope-Less
A cool wind
Came whistling through
The deep dark woods
Where-in resided
Hope
But hope was trapped
With no escape
In that moment of despair
It felt worthless
An imposter
And no longer
Believed in itself
Yet hadn't realised
How many people
Needed her
So, in a moment of sadness
Gave up on herself
And the world
Was left forever lost
Without her!
by Jemia
Came whistling through
The deep dark woods
Where-in resided
Hope
But hope was trapped
With no escape
In that moment of despair
It felt worthless
An imposter
And no longer
Believed in itself
Yet hadn't realised
How many people
Needed her
So, in a moment of sadness
Gave up on herself
And the world
Was left forever lost
Without her!
by Jemia
#despair
#LifeAsAWriter
#sadness
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OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
20th Feb 2025 2:42am
20th Feb 2025 2:42am
Wormhole
Empty
silkworm
husks
Floating
upon
silken
seas
Dying
to
clothe
us!
by Jemia
silkworm
husks
Floating
upon
silken
seas
Dying
to
clothe
us!
by Jemia
#abuse
#nature
#oppression #philosophical
#oppression #philosophical
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SELF POEM
Published
19th Feb 2025 3:58pm
19th Feb 2025 3:58pm
From Hermes, To Aphrodite
Orgasms now
as a woman
Are waves,
and ripples
Of divine,
dry, pleasure
Orgasm as
a man
comparitively
Was more like
a shotgun wedding!
I now,
have known both!
As an
aside
Toys make
less noise!
by Jemia
as a woman
Are waves,
and ripples
Of divine,
dry, pleasure
Orgasm as
a man
comparitively
Was more like
a shotgun wedding!
I now,
have known both!
As an
aside
Toys make
less noise!
by Jemia
#LifeAsAWriter
#philosophical
#sensual
#sex
#transgender
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SELF POEM
Published
18th Feb 2025 7:38pm
18th Feb 2025 7:38pm
The Bookshop Poets
A whispering of my words
Amongst millions of others
Sat upon the bookshop shelves
Humbling, and profound
Sharing our words of poetry
With the ever silent audience
That never recipricated
Remaining as quiet as mice
I never saw the secrets
Contained within their covers
Whilst awaiting their 'dog-ears'
A multitude of printed words
The majority of which
I will likely never read
I wondered
What if all these words
From all the books
Within the confines
Of just this one bookshop
Should escape their...
Amongst millions of others
Sat upon the bookshop shelves
Humbling, and profound
Sharing our words of poetry
With the ever silent audience
That never recipricated
Remaining as quiet as mice
I never saw the secrets
Contained within their covers
Whilst awaiting their 'dog-ears'
A multitude of printed words
The majority of which
I will likely never read
I wondered
What if all these words
From all the books
Within the confines
Of just this one bookshop
Should escape their...
#inspirational
#LifeAsAWriter
#philosophical
#PowerOfWords
#WritingPoetry
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