Submissions by maggie

My noble wand so sweet& sour
yet, so handful.
Yes, my noble wand, you're so
long and thick; your head so round,
I can see my face when I hold you in
my hands.
Oh! my noble wand, I like to lick you
like a lollipop, mount you like a chariot,
and ride you like a bull rider.
Yes, my noble wand,I want to hold you and
move you up and down like an accordeon.
I want to suck you like a baby bottle and
pull your milk away. Ooh! My noble wand, I
want to take you in the castle,sit on your
chandelier, and just sweat away.

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Let's talk about my cat
My cat is beautiful to
stare at.
She is a chubby fury black puss
My cat is gentle and soft under
the touch; but able to turn heads
into a merry-go-round.
My cat is vicious at times
she cherishes big fat cucumbers, one
that leaves no space in the circumference
of her mouth.
My cat is wild sometimes, she likes to bite
and shew her franks with passion.
My cat is sentimental,she enjoys to hear the
crow of early morning cocks,and she loves the
game of pool so she can fondles the magical eighth
ball.  Oh! My...