Submissions by jwhwz
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
ANGER POEM
Published
29th Oct 2011 4:13pm
29th Oct 2011 4:13pm
E-Mail to Robb, My Stepfather
Dear Dad,
A short poem from me that I hope doesn't make you mad.
I have decided that I have several lifetime dreams;
For our parents to meet, and for Robb and Merry to become a married team.
I want my parents to prove they've gotten over each other;
And I want happiness for Sensho and Robb, and for Merry to be my stepmother.
Love,
Joy
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This is an idea I know I can't force;
But, my parents are much better people since they've gotten a divorce.
For my...
A short poem from me that I hope doesn't make you mad.
I have decided that I have several lifetime dreams;
For our parents to meet, and for Robb and Merry to become a married team.
I want my parents to prove they've gotten over each other;
And I want happiness for Sensho and Robb, and for Merry to be my stepmother.
Love,
Joy
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This is an idea I know I can't force;
But, my parents are much better people since they've gotten a divorce.
For my...
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OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
29th Oct 2011 12:58pm
29th Oct 2011 12:58pm
Tragedy
I know who the man is that my sister Valere should have married;
If she didn't end up buried.
This fact will make me quite upset;
But, Valere should have married Brett.
They were together and separated over the years;
And losing her caused many tears.
They surely loved one another;
Valere could have been Brett's child's mother.
But, years ago Valere died by suicide;
And everyone that knew her cried.
I once didn't understand how life could go on;
But, it seems there always comes a new dawn.
It was the year of the worst American...
If she didn't end up buried.
This fact will make me quite upset;
But, Valere should have married Brett.
They were together and separated over the years;
And losing her caused many tears.
They surely loved one another;
Valere could have been Brett's child's mother.
But, years ago Valere died by suicide;
And everyone that knew her cried.
I once didn't understand how life could go on;
But, it seems there always comes a new dawn.
It was the year of the worst American...
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UPBEAT INSPIRATIONAL POEM
Published
29th Oct 2011 5:39am
29th Oct 2011 5:39am
My Friend, Shakey
Shakey values many antiques;
And probably has to take many beer leaks.
He seems to like the color brown;
He doesn't often go into town.
He has many different-colored bottles made of glass;
And sometimes, he isn't afraid to tell people to kiss his ass.
He was deeply in love with his wife;
And enjoys a small-town life.
He is suing for mesothelioma;
He seems to see pretty well; no glaucoma.
I assure you that I'm not making fun;
You know I am mostly a serious one.
Not to forget, "Shakey and Snappy, what a pair;
One...
And probably has to take many beer leaks.
He seems to like the color brown;
He doesn't often go into town.
He has many different-colored bottles made of glass;
And sometimes, he isn't afraid to tell people to kiss his ass.
He was deeply in love with his wife;
And enjoys a small-town life.
He is suing for mesothelioma;
He seems to see pretty well; no glaucoma.
I assure you that I'm not making fun;
You know I am mostly a serious one.
Not to forget, "Shakey and Snappy, what a pair;
One...
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MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
29th Oct 2011 2:50am
29th Oct 2011 2:50am
We Also Have . . .
We are the household of many hats and pens;
I'll say it once and I'll say it again.
Also, we're the household of many cats;
Can you see anything wrong with that?
We have two very small apartments;
And need help from the Social Services Department.
We also have many cigarettes;
And a lot of boiled water to keep my mouth wet.
We also have much coffee and tea;
Which makes us have to constantly pee.
We also have much Sweet 'n Low;
And much toilet paper on which our noses blow.
We also have a lot of sugar;
And much phlegm and...
I'll say it once and I'll say it again.
Also, we're the household of many cats;
Can you see anything wrong with that?
We have two very small apartments;
And need help from the Social Services Department.
We also have many cigarettes;
And a lot of boiled water to keep my mouth wet.
We also have much coffee and tea;
Which makes us have to constantly pee.
We also have much Sweet 'n Low;
And much toilet paper on which our noses blow.
We also have a lot of sugar;
And much phlegm and...
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UPBEAT INSPIRATIONAL POEM
Published
28th Oct 2011 8:00pm
28th Oct 2011 8:00pm
I'm Not a People Person, I'm a Peeful Person
It really sucks that my attitude is snotty;
Yet, I always have to use the potty.
There is always fluid draining from my brain;
It has made me quite insane.
Apparently, I have a huge bladder;
It makes me as mad as The Mad Hatter.
One day, I'm going to have to wear a diaper;
Because my thirst sense is so very hyper.
I also always have to pee and choke;
Because I, so very often, smoke.
It is an endless cycle of smoke, thirst, and piss;
A cycle I would rather dismiss.
I love to drink, and I love to smoke;
But, having an accident in...
Yet, I always have to use the potty.
There is always fluid draining from my brain;
It has made me quite insane.
Apparently, I have a huge bladder;
It makes me as mad as The Mad Hatter.
One day, I'm going to have to wear a diaper;
Because my thirst sense is so very hyper.
I also always have to pee and choke;
Because I, so very often, smoke.
It is an endless cycle of smoke, thirst, and piss;
A cycle I would rather dismiss.
I love to drink, and I love to smoke;
But, having an accident in...
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LOVE POEM
Published
28th Oct 2011 4:55pm
28th Oct 2011 4:55pm
To My Ex-Boyfriend
A man in the morning needs to be under a blanket;
So he can hide it when he needs to spank it.
It's not a man's fault he has morning wood;
And solving the problem can feel very good.
Though, it takes an asshole of a man to prefer masturbation;
If he has a woman beside him who can fill him with elation.
Even though, sometimes, she's not in the mood;
Waking to him jerking off would, for him, be very rude.
He should not prefer sex chats and porn over his girl;
He should treat her life a precious pearl.
He spent many...
So he can hide it when he needs to spank it.
It's not a man's fault he has morning wood;
And solving the problem can feel very good.
Though, it takes an asshole of a man to prefer masturbation;
If he has a woman beside him who can fill him with elation.
Even though, sometimes, she's not in the mood;
Waking to him jerking off would, for him, be very rude.
He should not prefer sex chats and porn over his girl;
He should treat her life a precious pearl.
He spent many...
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MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
27th Oct 2011 6:16pm
27th Oct 2011 6:16pm
This is for All of My Fellow Cat Lovers
In September, we were married;
A month later, our child was buried.
Though I didn't carry her in my womb;
She was surely the daughter of myself and my groom.
What really isn't funny;
Is that she would still be alive if we had lots of money.
Her quality of life would not have been good;
That is clearly understood.
Near the end; she did suffer;
My mind cannot create a comfortable buffer.
It was much better for her to be put to sleep;
Because at the end, she could no longer leap.
I hate that her death has inspired me;
But, it has...
A month later, our child was buried.
Though I didn't carry her in my womb;
She was surely the daughter of myself and my groom.
What really isn't funny;
Is that she would still be alive if we had lots of money.
Her quality of life would not have been good;
That is clearly understood.
Near the end; she did suffer;
My mind cannot create a comfortable buffer.
It was much better for her to be put to sleep;
Because at the end, she could no longer leap.
I hate that her death has inspired me;
But, it has...
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SPIRITUAL POEM
Published
27th Oct 2011 12:35pm
27th Oct 2011 12:35pm
I May Become An Angry Atheist
I may become an angry atheist;
Because of the fact that I'm really pissed.
I don't see it as a coincidence that the word "God";
Rhymes quite perfectly with the word "fraud".
I don't believe in the words I've heard;
They are really quite absurd;
"It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve";
Makes me from the words of God want to leave.
Because the only time that people should be stoned;
Is after their hook-up; they have phoned;
I have been on both sides of homophobia;
On both sides, I had claustrophobia.
Sometimes, people really should...
Because of the fact that I'm really pissed.
I don't see it as a coincidence that the word "God";
Rhymes quite perfectly with the word "fraud".
I don't believe in the words I've heard;
They are really quite absurd;
"It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve";
Makes me from the words of God want to leave.
Because the only time that people should be stoned;
Is after their hook-up; they have phoned;
I have been on both sides of homophobia;
On both sides, I had claustrophobia.
Sometimes, people really should...
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