Submissions by closetquean

dirty limerick #1

There once was a hunk who would hunt
For the tightest and tastiest cunt
'Til his cock turned dark green
Cuz he'd missed a vaccine
Now there's nothing left hanging out front.

dirty limerick #2

There once was a stud from Niagara
If you looked at him right, he would drag ya
To his dungeon so sweet
Where he'd fuck - then REPEAT
(With the help of fluff girls and Viagra).cuckquean limerick #1


cuckquean limerick #1

There once was a man with such luck
He had his own quean he would cuck
Fucking...