Submissions by candycrier
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
Poet Introduction
I believe a poet is born, not made./My limited Erotic Poems edition .is free to DU members.
Cunnilingus Haiku
Thighs so pillow soft
As I tongue the hard button
And feel you jerk jerk
As I tongue the hard button
And feel you jerk jerk
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WHAT IS A SLUT?
a slut is
LIKE A FRUIT IF IT COULD TALK
telling you to
just go ahead and
dig into
everything
that
is
there
LIKE A FRUIT IF IT COULD TALK
telling you to
just go ahead and
dig into
everything
that
is
there
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Urolagnia
my
kitchen maid
gave me a birthday cake
with lemonade
it was so very tasty
and so nicely pasty
that i gave her a raise
which she suckled in unending praise
then i came--
and afterwards, cock in hand,
asked without shame and
in some haste,
if she'd like
a stream of golden sunshine
on her face
to which she replied
in a voice jism-hoarse
"Certainly, sir, piss it full force!"
kitchen maid
gave me a birthday cake
with lemonade
it was so very tasty
and so nicely pasty
that i gave her a raise
which she suckled in unending praise
then i came--
and afterwards, cock in hand,
asked without shame and
in some haste,
if she'd like
a stream of golden sunshine
on her face
to which she replied
in a voice jism-hoarse
"Certainly, sir, piss it full force!"
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The Cunnilingus Song
Hey, baby, your labia has wings
like a butterfly
and I'm just an old guy
who wants to make your pussy fly!
Ease it up to my mouth
I'm gonna treat you down south
Yeah, baby, spread your legs
feel how the butterfly begins to beg
Fluttering its wings, turning every which way
under my wild and crazy play
Soon you'll feel I've touched
something just right
and that butterfly is thinking of flight!
Ah, but not yet will it fly,
that will take many more sighs!
For as you know
this is a slow yet rewarding...
like a butterfly
and I'm just an old guy
who wants to make your pussy fly!
Ease it up to my mouth
I'm gonna treat you down south
Yeah, baby, spread your legs
feel how the butterfly begins to beg
Fluttering its wings, turning every which way
under my wild and crazy play
Soon you'll feel I've touched
something just right
and that butterfly is thinking of flight!
Ah, but not yet will it fly,
that will take many more sighs!
For as you know
this is a slow yet rewarding...
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SEX AND EARTHQUAKES IN CALIFORNIA
During the earthquake in Los Angeles, January 18, 1989
(10:55 p.m. 5.0) I was fucking my girlfriend.
She said, "I'm coming!"
"Oh, oh," I said. "This might be the big one."
"I think it is!" she said, moaning and screaming.
"Oh Gawd," she said afterwards, "It was just like an earthquake!"
"It was," I said.
"You're so nonchalant, honey. That's what I always disliked about you. I bet you'd be scared out of your gourd if a real earthquake struck."
"Naw," I said.
"You got small," she said. ...
(10:55 p.m. 5.0) I was fucking my girlfriend.
She said, "I'm coming!"
"Oh, oh," I said. "This might be the big one."
"I think it is!" she said, moaning and screaming.
"Oh Gawd," she said afterwards, "It was just like an earthquake!"
"It was," I said.
"You're so nonchalant, honey. That's what I always disliked about you. I bet you'd be scared out of your gourd if a real earthquake struck."
"Naw," I said.
"You got small," she said. ...
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YOUNG SNATCH
Grannies I Love Them All
It's Just That Their Pussies Don't Enthrall!
Age Soon Wilts A Flower's Petals
That Once Opened In Such Fine Fettle!
Only Young Snatch! Young Snatch!
It's The Best Catch!
I'm Not Fond Of Frigid Ice
Love Only Hot Melting Sugar And Spice
Everything Nice!
Tits And Ass So Taut
Free Or Bought
Lovely In First Bloom
Ah, Then How Doth Enchantment Loom!
Young Snatch! Young Snatch!
It's The Best Catch!
When A Peach Is Ripe, Everyone Knows
That's When...
It's Just That Their Pussies Don't Enthrall!
Age Soon Wilts A Flower's Petals
That Once Opened In Such Fine Fettle!
Only Young Snatch! Young Snatch!
It's The Best Catch!
I'm Not Fond Of Frigid Ice
Love Only Hot Melting Sugar And Spice
Everything Nice!
Tits And Ass So Taut
Free Or Bought
Lovely In First Bloom
Ah, Then How Doth Enchantment Loom!
Young Snatch! Young Snatch!
It's The Best Catch!
When A Peach Is Ripe, Everyone Knows
That's When...
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The Sex Life of Jesus
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