Submissions by candycrier
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
Poet Introduction
I believe a poet is born, not made./My limited Erotic Poems edition .is free to DU members.
EROTIC POEM
Published
8th Jun 2014 4:04am
8th Jun 2014 4:04am
DRUNK ON VULVA
Once there lived a strange Russian man who--among his other oddities--never touched a drop of liquor in his life, not even a sip of his country's favorite drink: Vodka.
He did not mind the contempt this brought from his buddies, for he boasted proudly he was ALWAYS DRUNK, drunk not on Vodka, but drunk on vulva.
He explained to curious ears as follows:
"Whew! Oh, hold me steady now! I'm drunk on vulva.
Can't live without its folds,creases and buds, its
intoxicating suds which I take straight
no hygiene chasers, please,
they spoil the tasteful...
He did not mind the contempt this brought from his buddies, for he boasted proudly he was ALWAYS DRUNK, drunk not on Vodka, but drunk on vulva.
He explained to curious ears as follows:
"Whew! Oh, hold me steady now! I'm drunk on vulva.
Can't live without its folds,creases and buds, its
intoxicating suds which I take straight
no hygiene chasers, please,
they spoil the tasteful...
1522 reads
10 Comments
EROTIC POEM
Published
24th May 2014 8:35pm
24th May 2014 8:35pm
HURRICANE IRENE (tropical cyclone late August 2011)
Hurricane Irene,
you think you are the World's Greatest Porno Queen
the way you throw your body around
so orgasmically mean,
so eager to be seen,
and pour forth
your salacious screams!
________________________________________________
Well, baby,
all eventually got quiet
when you lay on your side
in ripped silks and sodden slippers,
expelling passion's final breath,
submitting at last
to Eros' Little Death.
you think you are the World's Greatest Porno Queen
the way you throw your body around
so orgasmically mean,
so eager to be seen,
and pour forth
your salacious screams!
________________________________________________
Well, baby,
all eventually got quiet
when you lay on your side
in ripped silks and sodden slippers,
expelling passion's final breath,
submitting at last
to Eros' Little Death.
876 reads
2 Comments
EROTIC POEM
Published
21st May 2014 10:12pm
21st May 2014 10:12pm
Tongue Blasts! --All the rage among couples At The Haiku Erotic Restaurant
Place a morsel of
wax from her (his) ear on your tongue
oh wow! fiery blasts!
Note from candycrier: An ancient remedy for dying love. These couples must really be in bad straits because I can't remember when an item has been this popular. One elderly gentleman came up to me with tears in his eyes, shaking his head, mumbling, "It didn't work." I advised him to try the young pudenda fish. (see last haiku) He immediately regained composure with one of the most lascivious expressions I have ever seen wreathe a man's countenance.
wax from her (his) ear on your tongue
oh wow! fiery blasts!
Note from candycrier: An ancient remedy for dying love. These couples must really be in bad straits because I can't remember when an item has been this popular. One elderly gentleman came up to me with tears in his eyes, shaking his head, mumbling, "It didn't work." I advised him to try the young pudenda fish. (see last haiku) He immediately regained composure with one of the most lascivious expressions I have ever seen wreathe a man's countenance.
748 reads
0 Comments
EROTIC POEM
Published
19th May 2014 00:10am
19th May 2014 00:10am
A Sign Outside The Haiku Erotic Restaurant
856 reads
2 Comments
EROTIC POEM
Published
17th May 2014 1:29am
17th May 2014 1:29am
How To Eat A Belly Button Cookie At The Haiku Erotic Restaurant
First choose a waitress
Lead her somewhere private and
Tongue ingredients
A personal note from candycrier: This is not my cup of tea. Too much lint and clothing particles. However, being somewhat of an amateur sexologist, I am well aware that some people actually eat bits of material belonging to, or worn next to, the object of their desire. For instance, sweaters, gloves, socks, etc. I don't think I could even eat a belly button cookie belonging to Miley Cyrus. Well, now, I'll have to think about that one!
Lead her somewhere private and
Tongue ingredients
A personal note from candycrier: This is not my cup of tea. Too much lint and clothing particles. However, being somewhat of an amateur sexologist, I am well aware that some people actually eat bits of material belonging to, or worn next to, the object of their desire. For instance, sweaters, gloves, socks, etc. I don't think I could even eat a belly button cookie belonging to Miley Cyrus. Well, now, I'll have to think about that one!
686 reads
2 Comments
EROTIC POEM
Published
12th May 2014 1:31am
12th May 2014 1:31am
"No More Comic f**ks!"
A comic fuck is when you let out a laugh at the height of climax. A comic fuck has no causes. It simply appears like a hiccup. You meet the amused incomprehension on your partner's face and swear, "No more comic fucks!"--both of you sensing the fervent passion that carved your brows a few moments ago has little to esteem it now.
611 reads
2 Comments
EROTIC POEM
Published
10th May 2014 6:03am
10th May 2014 6:03am
The Sorry State of Women's Breasts in the 21st Century
Some women serve up their breasts in coyness,
under blouses, purposely delineated,
others serve them up in boldness,
rolling them out and hoisted to their
lips or ours for pleasure,
still others serve them on the half-shell--
a teasing delicacy, but are they fake or natural?
Alas, sometimes it's a damned tough job to tell!
under blouses, purposely delineated,
others serve them up in boldness,
rolling them out and hoisted to their
lips or ours for pleasure,
still others serve them on the half-shell--
a teasing delicacy, but are they fake or natural?
Alas, sometimes it's a damned tough job to tell!
737 reads
4 Comments
EROTIC POEM
Published
10th May 2014 4:57am
10th May 2014 4:57am
A Voyeur Fantasizing At The Haiku Erotic Restaurant
under the tables
slices of pie cut v-shape
between two white thighs
slices of pie cut v-shape
between two white thighs
814 reads
2 Comments
EROTIC POEM
Published
29th Apr 2014 3:46am
29th Apr 2014 3:46am
AT THE HAIKU EROTIC RESTAURANT (for D.H.)
Folks share tongues in mouths
Lap sweet nectar oozing out
From their "FRENCH KISS MELTS"
Lap sweet nectar oozing out
From their "FRENCH KISS MELTS"
612 reads
1 Comment
EROTIC POEM
Published
22nd Apr 2014 9:31pm
22nd Apr 2014 9:31pm
Lines by a Happy Porn Addict
she is total object
for my total pleasure
for my ogling vision
free of inhibition
i make her mine
in our little universe divine
and let her get my nut
each and every time!
for my total pleasure
for my ogling vision
free of inhibition
i make her mine
in our little universe divine
and let her get my nut
each and every time!
833 reads
1 Comment
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