Submissions by Vision_of_insanity
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
Poet Introduction
Who cares
Popeye, dump that bitch Olive Oyl
Where's me spinach, Olive Oyl?
Why blow me over, Olive Oyl?
Diamonds are a girls best friend, says Olive Oyl
That's malarchy, Olive Oyl
Popeye, you and Bluto need to fight over me, whoever wins can take me out dancing, says Olive Oyl
Will Popeye ever dump that bitch Olive Oyl?
Why blow me over, Olive Oyl?
Diamonds are a girls best friend, says Olive Oyl
That's malarchy, Olive Oyl
Popeye, you and Bluto need to fight over me, whoever wins can take me out dancing, says Olive Oyl
Will Popeye ever dump that bitch Olive Oyl?
#memories
#nostalgia
#PopCulture
27 reads
2 Comments
Suffering Succotash
Couldn't Warner Brothers just once, have Sylvester the Cat eat that little wise ass Tweety Bird?
Sure, there were a few cartoons where Sylvester manages to briefly eat Tweety up, but usually Granny or some other character makes Sylvester spit Tweety out of his mouth.
It's a damn shame, since this cat needed his protein.
Sylvester never had a break. Always getting pummeled by Granny, Spike the Bulldog or even Tweety Bird.
There was even some early episodes where he's paired up with Porky Pig. Porky Pig would scold him, since Sylvester was a scaredy cat and would get Porky...
Sure, there were a few cartoons where Sylvester manages to briefly eat Tweety up, but usually Granny or some other character makes Sylvester spit Tweety out of his mouth.
It's a damn shame, since this cat needed his protein.
Sylvester never had a break. Always getting pummeled by Granny, Spike the Bulldog or even Tweety Bird.
There was even some early episodes where he's paired up with Porky Pig. Porky Pig would scold him, since Sylvester was a scaredy cat and would get Porky...
#memories
#nostalgia
#PopCulture
23 reads
1 Comment
Anyone getting this for Xmas this year?
Besides Big Brother, who else will create a profile on you?
#evil
#minimalist
#scary
#science
#technology
48 reads
11 Comments
Krampus is coming
Kringle found him on the edge of Hell
This bringer of the last Noel
Enforcer for Father Christmas
Discipline delivered by Krampus
Angels we have heard on high
Das Punisher will come this night
Big and hairy, black as pitch
A serpents young and a wooden switch
He's the lord of coal
Yes he does have a black soul
All the naughty children want to change
Be nice to others, stop the misery and pain
Star if wonder, star of light
There will be no silent night
Krampus, ancient god of Yule ...
This bringer of the last Noel
Enforcer for Father Christmas
Discipline delivered by Krampus
Angels we have heard on high
Das Punisher will come this night
Big and hairy, black as pitch
A serpents young and a wooden switch
He's the lord of coal
Yes he does have a black soul
All the naughty children want to change
Be nice to others, stop the misery and pain
Star if wonder, star of light
There will be no silent night
Krampus, ancient god of Yule ...
#children
#Christmas
#dark
#evil
#holiday
38 reads
5 Comments
A Shrunken Head For Xmas
If you want to add spice to your living room decor,
Then continue reading and see what's in-store
Maybe you have an enemy you would love to see dead
Maybe a special friend/lover who annoys you to no end
If so, then read these instructions on how to shrink someone's head
Step 1- Find a head. peel the skin away from the skull (hair and all) Sew the eye and mouth openings closed (to trap the soul inside so it won't haunt you) Turn the head inside out. Scrape away the fat using a sharp knife.
Step 2- Cook the head. Add jungle herbs to a pot of water...
Then continue reading and see what's in-store
Maybe you have an enemy you would love to see dead
Maybe a special friend/lover who annoys you to no end
If so, then read these instructions on how to shrink someone's head
Step 1- Find a head. peel the skin away from the skull (hair and all) Sew the eye and mouth openings closed (to trap the soul inside so it won't haunt you) Turn the head inside out. Scrape away the fat using a sharp knife.
Step 2- Cook the head. Add jungle herbs to a pot of water...
#home
#inspirational
#LifeChangingMoment
#motivational
#ShortStory
54 reads
13 Comments
Self-Esteem
A woman standing in the mirror yelling,
"Where were you when I needed you?!"
"Where were you when I needed you?!"
#fear
#identity
#minimalist
#SelfReflection
#SelfWorth
42 reads
8 Comments
Riding the current
There's no night like tonight
They're all different
I went out there
I could taste the air
The power lines buzzing
I became part of the current
Like I knew exactly what was supposed to happen
So when the pig ran the stop sign and nearly ran my ass over,
my heart didn't skip once
I watch the man across the street watch me
He's plugged in too
We're both riding the current
It's not paranoia
It's just being on
Connected by the eyes
The eyes flash like knives
In the 7-11
I watch the man behind the counter ...
They're all different
I went out there
I could taste the air
The power lines buzzing
I became part of the current
Like I knew exactly what was supposed to happen
So when the pig ran the stop sign and nearly ran my ass over,
my heart didn't skip once
I watch the man across the street watch me
He's plugged in too
We're both riding the current
It's not paranoia
It's just being on
Connected by the eyes
The eyes flash like knives
In the 7-11
I watch the man behind the counter ...
#city
#LifeStruggles
#night
#ShortStory
#TruthOfLife
45 reads
6 Comments
Never love or hate
Focus
The truth of a blade
The truth of it sharpness
Steel can cut through flesh & bone
Never love or hate
The truth of a blade
The truth of it sharpness
Steel can cut through flesh & bone
Never love or hate
#emotions
#hate
#love
#strength
#honesty
60 reads
8 Comments
Identity
I bait my own trap
I'll wait for myself to walk in and trip the mine
I'll wait for myself to walk in and trip the mine
#identity
#myself
#regret #SelfReflection
#regret #SelfReflection
52 reads
15 Comments
Lifetime
Life neither remembers nor forgets
It is valueless to itself
It doesn't care about you
Don't you see how easily it leaves the room when you need it during those trying times?
It is valueless to itself
It doesn't care about you
Don't you see how easily it leaves the room when you need it during those trying times?
#LifeStruggles
#morality
#support
62 reads
9 Comments
Breaking the silence
Now I can't believe
That you aren't near me
It's so easy to deceive
My thoughts that you don't see
Want you to feel my pain
Come and touch my hands
Would you hear it again?
Time measured through the sands
Sometimes, you don't understand
What you mean to me
Try to enter my mind
Maybe, you could see
Start to open your eyes
I fall into my dreams forever
Every night I dream of you
We can rest our fears together
Breaking the silence that surrounds you
That you aren't near me
It's so easy to deceive
My thoughts that you don't see
Want you to feel my pain
Come and touch my hands
Would you hear it again?
Time measured through the sands
Sometimes, you don't understand
What you mean to me
Try to enter my mind
Maybe, you could see
Start to open your eyes
I fall into my dreams forever
Every night I dream of you
We can rest our fears together
Breaking the silence that surrounds you
#dreams
#heartbroken
#relationships #UnrequitedLove
#relationships #UnrequitedLove
60 reads
8 Comments
I don't even want to be friends
Poor soul
So confused
She just talks shit, through her mouth
She claims she knows me
But she knows shit
Too many words and nothing said
Stones thrown to the sky
In a way that they'll never return
A clear mind is what I need
To see a fucked up past
To see a dreadful future
This relationship is toxic
I'm done...No more!
I'm so sick of you...It's Over!
So confused
She just talks shit, through her mouth
She claims she knows me
But she knows shit
Too many words and nothing said
Stones thrown to the sky
In a way that they'll never return
A clear mind is what I need
To see a fucked up past
To see a dreadful future
This relationship is toxic
I'm done...No more!
I'm so sick of you...It's Over!
#breakup
#lies
#MovingOn
#relationships
#secrets
62 reads
8 Comments
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