Submissions by SimpleTon
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
Poet Introduction
Ebooks on for sale on Amazon under my real name John Garrett Seamons 1- Werewolf Cowboys of Wolfdon the legend of the Wolf Queen. 2- Robot Petshop in Space: Humans for Sale. 3- Letters from a Psychopah 4- Fat the ripper a fat serial killer
MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
15th Oct 2022 9:36pm
15th Oct 2022 9:36pm
Suicidal idol
Suicidal idol
Fans idolise you
Critics applaud every performance you do
Your loving family always believed in you
A loyal group or freinds support you
Beautiful groupies want to have sex with you
Wealth beyond your wildest dreams
You were a talented child
A star since before you were a teen
All of your childhood goals have been achieved
You are still relatively young, physically fit and handsome
Good health, perfect tan and teeth
Multiple awards on the mansion mantlepiece
You can pick and choose the roles you want to do ...
Fans idolise you
Critics applaud every performance you do
Your loving family always believed in you
A loyal group or freinds support you
Beautiful groupies want to have sex with you
Wealth beyond your wildest dreams
You were a talented child
A star since before you were a teen
All of your childhood goals have been achieved
You are still relatively young, physically fit and handsome
Good health, perfect tan and teeth
Multiple awards on the mansion mantlepiece
You can pick and choose the roles you want to do ...
#depression
202 reads
DARK POEM
Published
24th Jul 2021 10:12pm
24th Jul 2021 10:12pm
#2 Serial killer references for life's issues
All your life you wanted to communicate with pets
Hear the rabbits dreams
Learn how the hamster feels
Chat with the local stray cats
Debate with pet shop snakes
Imagine all the wonderful conversations at the zoo
Gossip with creatures large and small
You envied Dr Dolittle who called talk to animals
One other infamous man the so called Son of Sam
Is either mad or has this amazing skill
He claims to have heard beyond woof woof from the neighbours dog
Didn't work out too great for all involved
So just take the dog for a walk ...
Hear the rabbits dreams
Learn how the hamster feels
Chat with the local stray cats
Debate with pet shop snakes
Imagine all the wonderful conversations at the zoo
Gossip with creatures large and small
You envied Dr Dolittle who called talk to animals
One other infamous man the so called Son of Sam
Is either mad or has this amazing skill
He claims to have heard beyond woof woof from the neighbours dog
Didn't work out too great for all involved
So just take the dog for a walk ...
#dark
#murder
#parody
312 reads
0 Comments
DARK POEM
Published
2nd May 2021 8:17am
2nd May 2021 8:17am
1- Serial killer trivia to make you feel better
Awwww poor little didums you didn't get a birthday party as a child!
Throw a tantrum, scream and stamp your feet right now
Feel like mummy and daddy let you down?
Some poor kids had Pogo the clown also known as John Wayne Gacy
You imagine:
- Ballons
-Presents
-Entertainment
-Silly games
-Cutting the cake
Imagine instead a psychopaths painted face and the lingering odour of dead bodies from beneath the crawl space.
Throw a tantrum, scream and stamp your feet right now
Feel like mummy and daddy let you down?
Some poor kids had Pogo the clown also known as John Wayne Gacy
You imagine:
- Ballons
-Presents
-Entertainment
-Silly games
-Cutting the cake
Imagine instead a psychopaths painted face and the lingering odour of dead bodies from beneath the crawl space.
#dark
#violence
#satirical
324 reads
0 Comments
MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
7th Mar 2021 11:02pm
7th Mar 2021 11:02pm
God bless the pro wrestlers
May the Von Erichs that perished rest in peace,
May Bruiser Brody be a heel in heaven,
May Andre the Giant and the British Bulldog meet up with the Big Boss,
Drink beer and chat about the tours,
The matches they won and lost,
The cost of being an athlete in sports entertainment,
The early flights and long drives,
Partying all night,
Sessions in the gym,
Night after night performing in the ring,
The fans cherring the baby face,
Booing the heel they hate,
All the posters, action figures and cash they made.
Let...
May Bruiser Brody be a heel in heaven,
May Andre the Giant and the British Bulldog meet up with the Big Boss,
Drink beer and chat about the tours,
The matches they won and lost,
The cost of being an athlete in sports entertainment,
The early flights and long drives,
Partying all night,
Sessions in the gym,
Night after night performing in the ring,
The fans cherring the baby face,
Booing the heel they hate,
All the posters, action figures and cash they made.
Let...
#sports
470 reads
5 Comments
DARK POEM
Published
11th Jan 2020 5:54pm
11th Jan 2020 5:54pm
Executioner of Tudor Era
You are the most infamous executioner of the Tudor era
Beheading at the command of King
It was time for a career change
Decades of working with dead animals
Disgusted at what your ancestors did
You had no choice but to embrace it
Your survival depended on it
Your trade from birth made you hated
Poorest of the poor and lowest of the low
Blood stained your clothes, rotting carcasses filled your home
Living alone among a mountain of bones
You were perfect for the new role
Handpicked for the position when they were looking for a...
Beheading at the command of King
It was time for a career change
Decades of working with dead animals
Disgusted at what your ancestors did
You had no choice but to embrace it
Your survival depended on it
Your trade from birth made you hated
Poorest of the poor and lowest of the low
Blood stained your clothes, rotting carcasses filled your home
Living alone among a mountain of bones
You were perfect for the new role
Handpicked for the position when they were looking for a...
#historical
448 reads
4 Comments
DARK POEM
Published
3rd Jan 2020 9:36pm
3rd Jan 2020 9:36pm
Bloody Benders
Roll up, Roll up weary travellers
Stop for refreshments at the humble establishment of the Bloody Benders.
It is the most hospitable residence you will ever encounter and the last place you would ever expect danger
A cabin built by the hardworking family of entrepreneurs
Representing all that is special about American pioneers
You were on a important trip, did not need to stop but you could not resist
Unattractive and unmarried gentleman
Beautiful daughter lured you in with a smile, giggle and wink
Inside the basic structure the kindly mother...
Stop for refreshments at the humble establishment of the Bloody Benders.
It is the most hospitable residence you will ever encounter and the last place you would ever expect danger
A cabin built by the hardworking family of entrepreneurs
Representing all that is special about American pioneers
You were on a important trip, did not need to stop but you could not resist
Unattractive and unmarried gentleman
Beautiful daughter lured you in with a smile, giggle and wink
Inside the basic structure the kindly mother...
#murder
423 reads
2 Comments
DARK POEM
Published
29th Dec 2019 2:00pm
29th Dec 2019 2:00pm
Estate agents for serial killers
Thanks for attending this viewing Ladies and Gentleman
I am Edward Keane Senior Representive of Sadist Sales and Lettings
There has never been a development of this kind in history, a residential community constructed entirely for the purpose of murder and mayhem.
You potential residents have been selected for your depravity, psychology and past crimes.
You have the chance to join us rent free without the expense of utilities in a exclusive gated community where you can kill with impunity.
As long as you do not kill each other or us, get caught and...
I am Edward Keane Senior Representive of Sadist Sales and Lettings
There has never been a development of this kind in history, a residential community constructed entirely for the purpose of murder and mayhem.
You potential residents have been selected for your depravity, psychology and past crimes.
You have the chance to join us rent free without the expense of utilities in a exclusive gated community where you can kill with impunity.
As long as you do not kill each other or us, get caught and...
#murder
#satirical
529 reads
4 Comments
DARK POEM
Published
20th Dec 2019 9:47pm
20th Dec 2019 9:47pm
Rat Poison helps the medicine go down"
You must have built a high tolerance
I have been adding the secret ingredient for months
Diced to a powder as fine as sugar and sprinkled on your cereal
Your complain it is semi-skimmed not full fat
Ignorant to the fact it contains poison for rats.
Omelettes are my favourite as I pretend the poison is pepper
White sliced bread in your packed lunch
I explain I am replacing it with wholemeal for your health to explain the lumps
You just nod and grunt
Pig and a mug
I forged your signature on the insurance document when we temporarily...
I have been adding the secret ingredient for months
Diced to a powder as fine as sugar and sprinkled on your cereal
Your complain it is semi-skimmed not full fat
Ignorant to the fact it contains poison for rats.
Omelettes are my favourite as I pretend the poison is pepper
White sliced bread in your packed lunch
I explain I am replacing it with wholemeal for your health to explain the lumps
You just nod and grunt
Pig and a mug
I forged your signature on the insurance document when we temporarily...
#murder
447 reads
4 Comments
DARK POEM
Published
8th Dec 2019 4:14pm
8th Dec 2019 4:14pm
Modern life
A nest in a tree
Visible in autumn
Leaves have fallen
Twigs replaced
By Beer bottle lids
Wires from Ipod Chargers
Scraps of paper with WiFi codes
Labels ripped off of sweat shop clothes
Prescriptions for methadone
Condom wrappers
Parking tickets
Final notices
Open houses for penthouse apartments
Leaflets from car dealerships
Payday loans
Tampons unused
Birthday balloons
Toilet paper
School reports of a failure
A beggars sign offering work for food
A hospital appointment ...
Visible in autumn
Leaves have fallen
Twigs replaced
By Beer bottle lids
Wires from Ipod Chargers
Scraps of paper with WiFi codes
Labels ripped off of sweat shop clothes
Prescriptions for methadone
Condom wrappers
Parking tickets
Final notices
Open houses for penthouse apartments
Leaflets from car dealerships
Payday loans
Tampons unused
Birthday balloons
Toilet paper
School reports of a failure
A beggars sign offering work for food
A hospital appointment ...
#evil
523 reads
9 Comments
MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
30th Nov 2019 8:53pm
30th Nov 2019 8:53pm
1998
1998
Crossed arms and legs
Fingers on lips
An assembly
Headteacher making threats
A sea of green uniforms
Canteen / gymnasium
Linonium
Singing hymns
Fidgetting
Tunless
High pitched wailing
Damp on celling
Paint peeling
Watching the infestation of ants
Awkward sat on floor
The kid with excema scratches
Whispers of cooties
Claims of fleas
Cartoon socks
World Cup France
Scuffed shoes from kicking tennis balls
Chewing gum
PlayStation One
Temporary tattoos...
Crossed arms and legs
Fingers on lips
An assembly
Headteacher making threats
A sea of green uniforms
Canteen / gymnasium
Linonium
Singing hymns
Fidgetting
Tunless
High pitched wailing
Damp on celling
Paint peeling
Watching the infestation of ants
Awkward sat on floor
The kid with excema scratches
Whispers of cooties
Claims of fleas
Cartoon socks
World Cup France
Scuffed shoes from kicking tennis balls
Chewing gum
PlayStation One
Temporary tattoos...
#memories
385 reads
1 Comment
MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
27th Oct 2019 9:22pm
27th Oct 2019 9:22pm
Coven
Witches to the left of me
Witches to the right
Stuck in a coven with you
Yes I am stuck in a coven with you
Witches to the right
Stuck in a coven with you
Yes I am stuck in a coven with you
#witches
473 reads
1 Comment
MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
21st Aug 2019 11:38am
21st Aug 2019 11:38am
Daddy's cool Chucky remix
Chucky, Chucky Doll
Chucky, Chucky Doll
Chucky, Chucky Doll
Chucky, Chucky Doll
Hes crazy like a criminals soul
Wild about. Killing micheal
Hes crazy like a criminals soul
Wild about killing micheal
Chucky, Chucky Doll
Chucky, Chucky Doll
Chucky, Chucky Doll
Chucky, Chucky Doll
Chucky, Chucky Doll
Chucky, Chucky Doll
Chucky, Chucky Doll
Hes crazy like a criminals soul
Wild about. Killing micheal
Hes crazy like a criminals soul
Wild about killing micheal
Chucky, Chucky Doll
Chucky, Chucky Doll
Chucky, Chucky Doll
Chucky, Chucky Doll
#evil
463 reads
2 Comments
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