Submissions by Paulajobi (Paula Jobi)
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
Poet Introduction
I started writing these type pieces around 2005. I was one of many writers on a porn site that closed in 2008. That left me no outlet for my frustrations. I just sank into life as it bit me in the ass repeatedly. Not good. I'm going to try again.
LOVE POEM
Published
23rd Dec 2024 00:06am
23rd Dec 2024 00:06am
A FINAL 24 HOURS WITH BOBBY MCGEE
-- Janis Joplin is my favorite singer, a big sexual fantasy and her song. "Me and Bobby McGee" is one of my favorites.
In the song: she and Bobby stop traveling together near Salinas. (Lord, I let him slip away. He's lookin' for that home, and I hope he finds it. But, I'd trade all of my tomorrows, for one single yesterday to be holdin' Bobby's body next to mine.)
Janis died at 27 just a few days after recording the song. No more tomorrows for her. Let's suppose HER WISH CAME TRUE and she was given a "single yesterday" with Bobby. So, here's a...
In the song: she and Bobby stop traveling together near Salinas. (Lord, I let him slip away. He's lookin' for that home, and I hope he finds it. But, I'd trade all of my tomorrows, for one single yesterday to be holdin' Bobby's body next to mine.)
Janis died at 27 just a few days after recording the song. No more tomorrows for her. Let's suppose HER WISH CAME TRUE and she was given a "single yesterday" with Bobby. So, here's a...
#love
#lover
#memories
81 reads
2 Comments
EROTIC POEM
Published
22nd Dec 2024 9:45am
22nd Dec 2024 9:45am
Body Paint Time!
#lover
#orgasm
#passion
#porn
#sensual
212 reads
4 Comments
MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
21st Dec 2024 12:47pm
21st Dec 2024 12:47pm
Chicken Pot Pie Love!
I can smell you...
...getting hot!
Your making me...wait...
...far too long!
I want to taste you...
I want to put you...
...deep in my mouth!
Are you ready?
I can't wait...
...I'm so hungry for you.
You know...
...exactly what I'll do!!!
ARE YOU CHICKEN?
I sure ain't got no beef...
...with you. Oh baby!
I can see...that your ready!
Oh...so you're coming out...
Oh baby. Baby baby!
...that first taste...
ain't gonna...satisfy...me...
I WANT ALL OF YOU...
deep...
...getting hot!
Your making me...wait...
...far too long!
I want to taste you...
I want to put you...
...deep in my mouth!
Are you ready?
I can't wait...
...I'm so hungry for you.
You know...
...exactly what I'll do!!!
ARE YOU CHICKEN?
I sure ain't got no beef...
...with you. Oh baby!
I can see...that your ready!
Oh...so you're coming out...
Oh baby. Baby baby!
...that first taste...
ain't gonna...satisfy...me...
I WANT ALL OF YOU...
deep...
#food
86 reads
9 Comments
EROTIC POEM
Published
21st Dec 2024 12:10pm
21st Dec 2024 12:10pm
That's What I Was Made For! (For Billie Eilish)
I'm not an angel...
I'm a fucking Goddess.
A Goddess of fucking...
-- That's what I was made for!
I'm about as real...
...as it ever fuckin gets...
Take me or leave me...
-- I don't give a fucking shit!
I feel EVERYTHING! Billie baby.
Go! Whip me...with a belt!
Harder. Harder.
-- Make sure you leave a welt!
That's what I was made for!
What I was fucking made for.
And now... that you've... got me... down...
Don't say - they'll be no fuck around!
Cause that's what I was made...
I'm a fucking Goddess.
A Goddess of fucking...
-- That's what I was made for!
I'm about as real...
...as it ever fuckin gets...
Take me or leave me...
-- I don't give a fucking shit!
I feel EVERYTHING! Billie baby.
Go! Whip me...with a belt!
Harder. Harder.
-- Make sure you leave a welt!
That's what I was made for!
What I was fucking made for.
And now... that you've... got me... down...
Don't say - they'll be no fuck around!
Cause that's what I was made...
#lover
#lust
#passion #sensual
#passion #sensual
185 reads
3 Comments
SELF POEM
Published
21st Dec 2024 00:26am
21st Dec 2024 00:26am
Being Paula
Cold & Cold-hearted.
Lonely & Alone.
Thinking. Fearing.
Wishing. Trying.
Hoping. Hungry.
Pained. Pale.
Dead to myself.
Just being Paula.
Lonely & Alone.
Thinking. Fearing.
Wishing. Trying.
Hoping. Hungry.
Pained. Pale.
Dead to myself.
Just being Paula.
#SelfReflection
64 reads
2 Comments
DARK POEM
Published
21st Dec 2024 00:18am
21st Dec 2024 00:18am
Your Luck Fatboy!
You'll never read this since you died 6 yrs ago...
But do you remember that terrible string of luck you had after I finally got away from you? Do you remember Fatboy? I know that you hated that your mother called you that - that's why you will forever be
immortalized in my writings as FATBOY. Ha! You
can't hurt me ever again!!!
You shouldn't have pissed me off! I had nothing to lose. No relationship for over a year after us for you
to fuck up for me. No more kids to have taken away.
You really put me in my place that time. Using my past ...
But do you remember that terrible string of luck you had after I finally got away from you? Do you remember Fatboy? I know that you hated that your mother called you that - that's why you will forever be
immortalized in my writings as FATBOY. Ha! You
can't hurt me ever again!!!
You shouldn't have pissed me off! I had nothing to lose. No relationship for over a year after us for you
to fuck up for me. No more kids to have taken away.
You really put me in my place that time. Using my past ...
#revenge
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0 Comments
DARK POEM
Published
20th Dec 2024 3:40pm
20th Dec 2024 3:40pm
Jimmy's Belt
Once upon a time...
Paula got her ass beat
by a thick leather belt.
owned by stepdad Jimmy.
The pain was so bad that
I disassociated and
became Angel!
She cooks, cleans and
the laundry is always
washed, folded and ironed!
Eventually Angel makes a
tiny mistake and out comes
Jimmy's belt. Angel
becomes Samantha!
Disassociate a few more
times to create Lynda and
Buck and others - none win
against Jimmy's belt. I don't
know which of us married the
fat kid across the street who had ...
Paula got her ass beat
by a thick leather belt.
owned by stepdad Jimmy.
The pain was so bad that
I disassociated and
became Angel!
She cooks, cleans and
the laundry is always
washed, folded and ironed!
Eventually Angel makes a
tiny mistake and out comes
Jimmy's belt. Angel
becomes Samantha!
Disassociate a few more
times to create Lynda and
Buck and others - none win
against Jimmy's belt. I don't
know which of us married the
fat kid across the street who had ...
#abuse
#fear
#hurt
83 reads
2 Comments
OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
20th Dec 2024 3:39pm
20th Dec 2024 3:39pm
Time Encapsuled
100 years ago was 1924...
Macy's had their first parade!
My parents are not born yet.
Coolidge got his second term.
One third of cars they were electric!
All the movies silent screen, but...
they've now made the first TV!
No bikini bathing suits for 20 years!
Just 5 yrs since the pandemic...
2 packs of smokes were just a quarter.
5 years til the great depression.
Some things change. Some never do!
2024 is our present...
kids imagine their new genders...
both my parents are long dead and gone!
Trump...
Macy's had their first parade!
My parents are not born yet.
Coolidge got his second term.
One third of cars they were electric!
All the movies silent screen, but...
they've now made the first TV!
No bikini bathing suits for 20 years!
Just 5 yrs since the pandemic...
2 packs of smokes were just a quarter.
5 years til the great depression.
Some things change. Some never do!
2024 is our present...
kids imagine their new genders...
both my parents are long dead and gone!
Trump...
#historical
#memories
60 reads
1 Comment
EROTIC POEM
Published
20th Dec 2024 2:29am
20th Dec 2024 2:29am
Jerk Off Girl
#memories
#sex
350 reads
7 Comments
DARK POEM
Published
19th Dec 2024 6:28pm
19th Dec 2024 6:28pm
Nightmare Rules
What do you do...
when you cause...
your own fucking
NIGHTMARE?
I wrote about
the horrific
death of...
BOBBY!
He lost his
freaking
head...
LITERALLY!
In my nightmare...
Bobby's head was
rolling around...
FOLLOWING ME!
Nobody gave 2 shits...
that his head was
In every store at
THE FUCKING MALL!
It was a dream in my
head and I caused it
by imagining Bobby...
GROWN UP AND FUCKING ME!
Then I wrote about his
unexplained decapitation ...
when you cause...
your own fucking
NIGHTMARE?
I wrote about
the horrific
death of...
BOBBY!
He lost his
freaking
head...
LITERALLY!
In my nightmare...
Bobby's head was
rolling around...
FOLLOWING ME!
Nobody gave 2 shits...
that his head was
In every store at
THE FUCKING MALL!
It was a dream in my
head and I caused it
by imagining Bobby...
GROWN UP AND FUCKING ME!
Then I wrote about his
unexplained decapitation ...
#dark
#memories
#nightmares
83 reads
4 Comments
SELF POEM
Published
19th Dec 2024 6:27pm
19th Dec 2024 6:27pm
Writing Pain
(Inspired by Adzy's "6 word story.")
Memories written...
sometimes fly away...
others burrow...
deeper into my psyche.
Meds frustrate...
rather than calm -
engrams triggered!
My screams are
tiny chirps...
Help (chirp) Me!
Memories written...
sometimes fly away...
others burrow...
deeper into my psyche.
Meds frustrate...
rather than calm -
engrams triggered!
My screams are
tiny chirps...
Help (chirp) Me!
#apathy
#confusion
#frustration
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