Submissions by LaurelVanderBooben

In a vibrant town, by the sea so clear,
Lived Maria and Fatima, two ladies so dear.
With potato-like faces, round and cute,
Their babushkas wrapped, never a dispute.

In Guimarães town, where the cottages rest,
There they resided, two ladies so blessed.
In little homes, snug and cozy,
They lived with their husbands, Louis and Joey.
Maria's garden, with potatoes so grand,
Fatima's kitchen, with spices at hand.

With babushkas wrapped, they'd stroll down the lane,
Gossiping and giggling, free from any strain.
Oh, the tales...

Duchess Roberto McBosoms of the House of Busty McBosoms,  
Had magnificent brown curly hair and a lovely plump bosom.  
Her breasts were so large they swayed five feet behind,  
That the servants had to carry them, and it was quite a grind.  
   
With marvelous pomp,  
they flapped all around.  
And where always almost  
two inches off from the ground.    
 
Her curly thick brown locks, a wild mess indeed,  
Like a giant poof ball, bouncing with every breeze.  
But beware, my friend, for her scent was quite strong,   ...

Once upon a regal day, with flair and marvelous pomp, I say,
The Queen, a turkey-like lady fair in red curly wig, led the way.
With ruff and diamonds, she stood tall and proud,
Neurotic and clean, her obsessions allowed.

Beside her stood Mrs Smith,
A teapot of a woman.
In bonnet, white apron and with
Ample bosom.

Silent and enigmatic,
No words to share, only grunts that were automatic
To the travelers ear.
Her hidden eyes, a mystery to all,
With a protruding tooth, like a single pearl not small.

Off they...

In the realm of ancient lore, let me unfold,  
The tale of red-haired Menelaus, whose heart grew cold.  
Once a love he felt so pure, a flame that burned bright,
But alas, it turned to sorrow in the darkest night.  
 
Menelaus, a prince of noble blood,  
His love for Helen, like a mighty flood.  
Their union blessed, their bond divine,  
Yet fate and Gods had plans to sever the twine.  
 
Fair Helen, a beauty that none could ignore,  
Captivating hearts, a temptress to adore.  
But her bright eyes wandered, her heart...