Submissions by Grandaddy (GrandaddyBonegrinder)

Abducted by aliens, my wife and my friend
teleportedly taken away
and it keeps happening again and again
in fact almost every day

and when they’re returned by these off-planet freaks
after hours and hours of tests
my friend is exhausted, all flushed in the cheeks
and my wife’s to worn out to have sex

But something kept nagging the back of my mind
what it was I couldn’t quite tell
till a detour brought me an out-worldly find
the alien space ship motel

Now,  Your Honor,  I’ve told you time and again
“the aliens” abducted my...

we're slipping over the line
the constant pain of daily aching, human spirit slowly breaking
we're slipping over the line
domestic violence always rising, but it's really not surprising
we're slipping over the line
rape and arson, death and fighting, TV makes it so exciting  
we're slipping over the line, ah ha, ha, ha, ha

his jacket's tight, his arms restraining, but he's really not complaining there's no need to struggle from your own embrace
he came home late his head was reeling, partied hard he's barely feeling met him at the door, she slapped...