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Poetry competition CLOSED 5th April 2017 1:52pm
WINNER
snugglebuck
snugglebuck
RUNNER-UP:
gardenlover
Fake Poetry
Poetry Contest Description
Sensationalize something
With all the "fake news" here in America, why not have some fake poetry ?? 
Write a poem sensationalizing something, anything, build it up so that it's hard to believe where fact becomes fiction . Think along the lines of the Tall Tales about Paul Bunyan, etc.
As many entries as you want, any style, length, no collabs and no personal attacks against other DUP members. Keep it fun, keep it lighthearted, keep it funny/tongue in cheek, etc.
Go!
Write a poem sensationalizing something, anything, build it up so that it's hard to believe where fact becomes fiction . Think along the lines of the Tall Tales about Paul Bunyan, etc.
As many entries as you want, any style, length, no collabs and no personal attacks against other DUP members. Keep it fun, keep it lighthearted, keep it funny/tongue in cheek, etc.
Go!
Ah ha!... you mean like what Orson Welles did, only in poetry! This is a great idea for a comp, MadameL !
Welles scares nation - Oct 30, 1938 - HISTORY.com
History Channel › this-day-in-history › w...
Orson Welles causes a nationwide panic with his broadcast of “War of the Worlds”—a realistic radio dramatization of a ...
Welles scares nation - Oct 30, 1938 - HISTORY.com
History Channel › this-day-in-history › w...
Orson Welles causes a nationwide panic with his broadcast of “War of the Worlds”—a realistic radio dramatization of a ...
Exactly Jade! Or like when Johnny Carson caused a panic over a fake toilet paper shortage, back in the 1970's, and it actually did cause a real shortage because everyone ran out to the store and bought up all the toilet paper...lol ! 😄
MadameLavender said:Exactly Jade! Or like when Johnny Carson caused a panic over a fake toilet paper shortage, back in the 1970's, and it actually did cause a real shortage because everyone ran out to the store and bought up all the toilet paper...lol ! 😄
OMG, I never heard of that one... Crrrrazyyy! This is gonna be awesome! x
OMG, I never heard of that one... Crrrrazyyy! This is gonna be awesome! x
Anonymous
The Sexual Assualt of Snugglebuck
Every day in America, sexual aggressive women take advantage of innocent men, and nobody gives a damn. It’s time we all started to care. Shia LaBeouf's allegations of being raped by a woman, has opened old wounds left in my mind, of when I too, was sexually assaulted by female. And I confess them here and now, so other men, such as Shia and me, can come out of the shadows of shame, and tell their stories as well.
Yes, I was sexually assaulted by a woman too. Big Foot, (aka. Sasquatch Sally) captured me while I was deer hunting the North woods of Minnesota. And yes, for those of you who didn’t know, Big Foot is indeed, a woman.
For nearly two weeks I was kept as her love slave, in one of the many remote caves found along the North Shore of Lake Superior. There I had to suffer her every whim and perverse desire. I only cooperated with her to ensure my own survival. Which wasn’t as hard as you might think, considering once she’s exfoliated, she isn’t half bad looking, in a Kloe Kardashian sort of way. It wasn’t till I convinced her to do a B&B run (Bic razors & beer), that I finally was able to escape.
"So Shia, I want you to know
That I support you, bro!”
Snugglebuck
Yes, I was sexually assaulted by a woman too. Big Foot, (aka. Sasquatch Sally) captured me while I was deer hunting the North woods of Minnesota. And yes, for those of you who didn’t know, Big Foot is indeed, a woman.
For nearly two weeks I was kept as her love slave, in one of the many remote caves found along the North Shore of Lake Superior. There I had to suffer her every whim and perverse desire. I only cooperated with her to ensure my own survival. Which wasn’t as hard as you might think, considering once she’s exfoliated, she isn’t half bad looking, in a Kloe Kardashian sort of way. It wasn’t till I convinced her to do a B&B run (Bic razors & beer), that I finally was able to escape.
"So Shia, I want you to know
That I support you, bro!”
Snugglebuck
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Sex Education
Sex education has always been theoretical
To include practicals has always been heretical.
Now there has been a move
The syllabus to improve
Eureka High School has led the way
I am assured this is not hearsay
Two teachers will show how it's done
Then pupils join in the fun.
They will all have expert tuition
Safe consensual sex is the ambition
The next generation will be expert at sex
Build relations that do not perplex.
Society should be more tranquil
Less conflict,and more sexual thrill.
Sex education has always been theoretical
To include practicals has always been heretical.
Now there has been a move
The syllabus to improve
Eureka High School has led the way
I am assured this is not hearsay
Two teachers will show how it's done
Then pupils join in the fun.
They will all have expert tuition
Safe consensual sex is the ambition
The next generation will be expert at sex
Build relations that do not perplex.
Society should be more tranquil
Less conflict,and more sexual thrill.
Anonymous
the sky is green
and the sea is pink
the moon is golden
and the sea I drink
love is a rainbow with shades of silver
hate is printed in black ink
and the sea is pink
the moon is golden
and the sea I drink
love is a rainbow with shades of silver
hate is printed in black ink
Anonymous
....
Rules are followed everyday
One way or the Other
"Don't Litter"
It's automatic, we throw our trash away
Away from us
Or in the Trash Can if you like it that way
"No Speeding"
I do not even need to explain
"Pinkie out when you Drink"
Britain, I heart you. You did it again
You made a statement which made a world
Now this statement will make a wreck
"Good is the new Bad"
It is number 4 on the list
It is scratched out
"Bad is the new Good"
It is right next to number 4
Number 5 has an update
"Respect your Sesders"
And number 6 has a bunny eating Food
"-- Food or Drinks allowed"
Number 7 had a Do over
"It is wrong to Do Do the wrong thing"
Number 8 has completely changed
"We Rule this Class"
Number 9 has a cuss word
"Don't take out your ******* phones"
Number 10 is completely missing
With number 11 to 15
So screw it
I'm improvising
And fixing this list
Number 10-Infinite:
"Make your own List, I don't like to read trash and check number 1 again please By The Way!"
Have a good day!
One way or the Other
"Don't Litter"
It's automatic, we throw our trash away
Away from us
Or in the Trash Can if you like it that way
"No Speeding"
I do not even need to explain
"Pinkie out when you Drink"
Britain, I heart you. You did it again
You made a statement which made a world
Now this statement will make a wreck
"Good is the new Bad"
It is number 4 on the list
It is scratched out
"Bad is the new Good"
It is right next to number 4
Number 5 has an update
"Respect your Sesders"
And number 6 has a bunny eating Food
"-- Food or Drinks allowed"
Number 7 had a Do over
"It is wrong to Do Do the wrong thing"
Number 8 has completely changed
"We Rule this Class"
Number 9 has a cuss word
"Don't take out your ******* phones"
Number 10 is completely missing
With number 11 to 15
So screw it
I'm improvising
And fixing this list
Number 10-Infinite:
"Make your own List, I don't like to read trash and check number 1 again please By The Way!"
Have a good day!
Warning...
A study has been done
At Brigham6 Young
That proves sex makes you crazy..
So C'mon folks
Enough with the ribald jokes
Or tales of ladies and gents
Rolling in the hay...
Before you look to get nailed
Remember this cautionary tale
A man ate so much pussy last Saturday
That his female consort rolled over and purrrrred
He spent the next Sunday stroking her furr
We cannot have decent Americans acting this way!!
So ladies next time a fella asks you to suck it
Tell him to get a bucket and fuck it
That you will not take his screwing you lying down...
Remember to value your sanity
Don't have a pussy calamity
He might get hair balls licking untill you are ROARing
Imagine! Men becomjng pussy lovers
Until women claw at them under covers
So close those thighs ladies
You don't want a man that's pussy crazed
But for God sake if you must..
Shave...
Hair balls can taste like shit
......yeah stinks huh?...stank puss will get you to quit
A study has been done
At Brigham6 Young
That proves sex makes you crazy..
So C'mon folks
Enough with the ribald jokes
Or tales of ladies and gents
Rolling in the hay...
Before you look to get nailed
Remember this cautionary tale
A man ate so much pussy last Saturday
That his female consort rolled over and purrrrred
He spent the next Sunday stroking her furr
We cannot have decent Americans acting this way!!
So ladies next time a fella asks you to suck it
Tell him to get a bucket and fuck it
That you will not take his screwing you lying down...
Remember to value your sanity
Don't have a pussy calamity
He might get hair balls licking untill you are ROARing
Imagine! Men becomjng pussy lovers
Until women claw at them under covers
So close those thighs ladies
You don't want a man that's pussy crazed
But for God sake if you must..
Shave...
Hair balls can taste like shit
......yeah stinks huh?...stank puss will get you to quit
