Poetry competition CLOSED 9th February 2017 1:19pm
WINNER
snugglebuck
snugglebuck
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Playing The Villain
Anonymous
Poetry Contest Description
Climb inside the mind of a Disney Villain
So having never been content with wanting to be the Princess, this competition is all about the bad guys.
Climb inside the mind of any Disney Villain. Explore what makes them tick. Communicate their minds with your poem. Present this however you like, as long as it's relevant. Take over the pride-lands. Burn down the whole of Paris. Steal Ariel's voice. Murder Snow White.The choice is yours...
Just to get you in the mood, here is me playing my favourite Disney Villain. This video, made for this competition, is the result of either a touch of boredom or it may be the start of the nervous breakdown I'm due for...I'll let you be the judge
I've always identified a little bit with Ursula, the buxom sea witch :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIj5aKggrYc&feature=youtu.be
Rules
* New writes only
* You may pick any character you like, as long as they are the bad guy.
* Up to 2 entries per poet
* Please title your entry
* Please give the spelling a little check
* Two weeks
oh, and one more thing:
http://orig12.deviantart.net/90f7/f/2010/126/e/7/judge_frollo_by_killerinsight.jpg
Climb inside the mind of any Disney Villain. Explore what makes them tick. Communicate their minds with your poem. Present this however you like, as long as it's relevant. Take over the pride-lands. Burn down the whole of Paris. Steal Ariel's voice. Murder Snow White.The choice is yours...
Just to get you in the mood, here is me playing my favourite Disney Villain. This video, made for this competition, is the result of either a touch of boredom or it may be the start of the nervous breakdown I'm due for...I'll let you be the judge
I've always identified a little bit with Ursula, the buxom sea witch : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIj5aKggrYc&feature=youtu.be
Rules
* New writes only
* You may pick any character you like, as long as they are the bad guy.
* Up to 2 entries per poet
* Please title your entry
* Please give the spelling a little check
* Two weeks
oh, and one more thing:
http://orig12.deviantart.net/90f7/f/2010/126/e/7/judge_frollo_by_killerinsight.jpg
http://i1290.photobucket.com/albums/b536/1willybugger/cruella_de_vil_by_angelickitty89_zpsudn6pokq.jpg
Cruella de Vil
A beautiful villain
I’m Cruella de Vil
Fur covered femdom
Who knows how to thrill
Hey my little man
Would you like your desires fulfilled?
All you need do horny boy
Is find me a puppy to kill
If you do that for me
I’ll take you to an orgy
And I’ll do to you
What Minnie does to Mickey
Anonymous
Thanks for kicking this off!
I am the cat that you should fear
I am not the cat in the hat you queer.
I am ruthless and mean
I ache to be seen.
I resent my brother,
All braun and no brains.
Id kill my mother,
If it'll get me the fame.
I live in a cave not far from home
My name is scar thanks for listening to me grovel and moan.
Now begone you piss ant
I have no time for this,
I have murder to plot
Family i wont miss.
A disgrace in MY kingdom
This not just "my" opinion
I will get all my minions
To kill my un suspecting victims.
I never fight my battles
Why do all the hard work,
Id rather plot and hurd the cattle
And watch with a big smirk.
One day you will all fear me
One day you will all fear me
I am not the cat in the hat you queer.
I am ruthless and mean
I ache to be seen.
I resent my brother,
All braun and no brains.
Id kill my mother,
If it'll get me the fame.
I live in a cave not far from home
My name is scar thanks for listening to me grovel and moan.
Now begone you piss ant
I have no time for this,
I have murder to plot
Family i wont miss.
A disgrace in MY kingdom
This not just "my" opinion
I will get all my minions
To kill my un suspecting victims.
I never fight my battles
Why do all the hard work,
Id rather plot and hurd the cattle
And watch with a big smirk.
One day you will all fear me
One day you will all fear me
Skin deep.
My mind is lost in raging fury
let's hang and lynch her for the jury
and watch her dancing in the flames
while screaming out his shameful name.
"Oh beast help me!" We'll hear her cry
the licking flames will help to dry
the salty tears which taste so sweet
like many children's favourite treat.
How could you even dare deny
the offer of which I'd supply?!
He resembles wild creatures
while I am proud of all my features!
You fucking dirty little cunt!
You dreadful stinking shitty runt!
You'd think of fucking that wild thing
before you accept this shining ring?!
I really am quite sorry, Belle
that I won't see you decay in hell.
What is it he has that I do not?
Oh well who cares, you're gonna rot.
"But beast will come, just wait and see! He'll end all of this treachery!"
So you'd like to think my pretty,
but reality is rather shitty.
I think you'll find your beastly friend
lying with the business end
of many axes in his face
of which was vile, a pure disgrace.
And now m'lady it is time
to punish you for your crime.
Relax dear Belle, I'll hold your hair
while I get LeFou to kick the chair.
You'll regret the day you turned me down
and now you'll hang for all the town.
Your womb is haunted with a beast
who we all know will want to feast!
"But no, gaston we never-" town!
Will this creature put us down?!
Will it fill our hearts with fright?!
And hunt is in the dark of night?!
A beast is a beast
and a beast is wild
even if they're but a child.
Belle I could have made you happy.
I would have changed our baby's nappy.
But no, instead you loved that guy?!
And now I'm sad to say- goodbye.
My mind is lost in raging fury
let's hang and lynch her for the jury
and watch her dancing in the flames
while screaming out his shameful name.
"Oh beast help me!" We'll hear her cry
the licking flames will help to dry
the salty tears which taste so sweet
like many children's favourite treat.
How could you even dare deny
the offer of which I'd supply?!
He resembles wild creatures
while I am proud of all my features!
You fucking dirty little cunt!
You dreadful stinking shitty runt!
You'd think of fucking that wild thing
before you accept this shining ring?!
I really am quite sorry, Belle
that I won't see you decay in hell.
What is it he has that I do not?
Oh well who cares, you're gonna rot.
"But beast will come, just wait and see! He'll end all of this treachery!"
So you'd like to think my pretty,
but reality is rather shitty.
I think you'll find your beastly friend
lying with the business end
of many axes in his face
of which was vile, a pure disgrace.
And now m'lady it is time
to punish you for your crime.
Relax dear Belle, I'll hold your hair
while I get LeFou to kick the chair.
You'll regret the day you turned me down
and now you'll hang for all the town.
Your womb is haunted with a beast
who we all know will want to feast!
"But no, gaston we never-" town!
Will this creature put us down?!
Will it fill our hearts with fright?!
And hunt is in the dark of night?!
A beast is a beast
and a beast is wild
even if they're but a child.
Belle I could have made you happy.
I would have changed our baby's nappy.
But no, instead you loved that guy?!
And now I'm sad to say- goodbye.
Silver and diamonds.
Boy. I'm sorry.
I only wanted me treasure.
Oh fuck how did it end like this?
You were such a good pup.
Why do I always trade flesh for metal?
Only this flesh wasn't me own.
Guess your eye doesn't have to be natural to cry.
I'll take you back to yer' mother
back on Montressor.
You didn't deserve this, boy.
You were like the son I never had, Jimbo.
Now me crew reckons I've gone soft as a purp. Cos I'm splattering and sobbing.
Well fuck the lot of 'em!
They got their treasure.
I've lost mine.
Boy. I'm sorry.
I only wanted me treasure.
Oh fuck how did it end like this?
You were such a good pup.
Why do I always trade flesh for metal?
Only this flesh wasn't me own.
Guess your eye doesn't have to be natural to cry.
I'll take you back to yer' mother
back on Montressor.
You didn't deserve this, boy.
You were like the son I never had, Jimbo.
Now me crew reckons I've gone soft as a purp. Cos I'm splattering and sobbing.
Well fuck the lot of 'em!
They got their treasure.
I've lost mine.
(Scar)
Most Clever
Power is what I am after
Oh sweet success
To rule these lands
Completely
I must profess
It makes my heart sing
With my disposition
That's not an easy thing
I will kill the royal family
And not lose any sleep
To have the world at my feet
Will be my most
Glorious feat
A lion with limited strength
Must be clever and ruthless
No weakness in his game
A bleeding heart
Will get you nothing
But heartbreak and shame
So jeer while you can
Cuz when I am king
Your opinions won't matter
Not a bloody thing
Most Clever
Power is what I am after
Oh sweet success
To rule these lands
Completely
I must profess
It makes my heart sing
With my disposition
That's not an easy thing
I will kill the royal family
And not lose any sleep
To have the world at my feet
Will be my most
Glorious feat
A lion with limited strength
Must be clever and ruthless
No weakness in his game
A bleeding heart
Will get you nothing
But heartbreak and shame
So jeer while you can
Cuz when I am king
Your opinions won't matter
Not a bloody thing
Anonymous
Congrats to Snugglebuck for his take on Cruella De Ville. Thanks for entering everybody!
