Poetry competition CLOSED 13th January 2016 7:25am
WINNER
Ant1-Her0-Project (Travis)
Ant1-Her0-Project (Travis)
Rap God
God knows
pfft, all those words made me drift to a coma
you're like literature's melanoma, goddess of drivell
how bout swivel around and do a show and tell
maybe you can own that, kitty cat
you're sick, that's true
get a doctor to have a look at you
cos your brains all wrong
thinking like you're cheech and chong
"blah de blah ..I'm the best"
give it a rest, your words are a seditive
repetitive, a sleep aid, like gatorade and valuim
maybe drink some, slow the fuck down
cos the only crown I see has thorns
best just close your eyes, and pray to me
cos you got crucified, speared, and burried, see?
..you've been forewarned
but feel free to come back at me
(no offense meant)
pfft, all those words made me drift to a coma
you're like literature's melanoma, goddess of drivell
how bout swivel around and do a show and tell
maybe you can own that, kitty cat
you're sick, that's true
get a doctor to have a look at you
cos your brains all wrong
thinking like you're cheech and chong
"blah de blah ..I'm the best"
give it a rest, your words are a seditive
repetitive, a sleep aid, like gatorade and valuim
maybe drink some, slow the fuck down
cos the only crown I see has thorns
best just close your eyes, and pray to me
cos you got crucified, speared, and burried, see?
..you've been forewarned
but feel free to come back at me
(no offense meant)
A Random Rhyme 9
The holidays are over,
Santa's gone,
Ms.Rocky Jackson's gonna take over.
Bout to put these motha fuckers six feet under.
Rip them to shreds and put them in the blender,
You're a fucking blunder, I'm forever.
I'm like thunder I come in with a boom,
I'm like lightning I don't have to strike twice to make everyone scatter around the room like mice.
You're just a light shower,
you can make it drizzle, but you can barely make it rain.
Dang, you got three baby mammas and you ain't got any money to pay alimony or better yet child support and your only excuse is you told them they should've just aborted em?.
You're like Ren & Stimpy, crazy.
You're like your teeth, busted.
Your chin is so pointy you can cut a wooden board with it.
I'm Eminem you're Iggy Azalea,
I'm Nicki you're Miley.
You're trashier than Kim Kardashian when she did that tape.
Put your cape on you're a super hoe,
You ain't my friend,
You my foe.
If you want we can go toe to toe and we can go behind closed doors.
No do I give a damn about your man,
but just to get you mad when I see him I'll go up to him and say " What up though?!".
You blow more steam than a radiator.
Is that a fade or is that just your hair tryna escape from your head?.
I got rhymes so good they leave you dead.
I forget about what they said.
I can't hear em 'cause I'm deaf to them.
You're my chef I'm your customer now cook for me.
I don't think you understand fully.
I'm a professional you're a rookie,
You're so skinny I think you need a chocolate chip cookie.
Lookie here chickie,
I'm Rocky J and you should know not to mess with me.
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My inspirations:
Eminem,
Ice Cube,
Nicki Minaj
The holidays are over,
Santa's gone,
Ms.Rocky Jackson's gonna take over.
Bout to put these motha fuckers six feet under.
Rip them to shreds and put them in the blender,
You're a fucking blunder, I'm forever.
I'm like thunder I come in with a boom,
I'm like lightning I don't have to strike twice to make everyone scatter around the room like mice.
You're just a light shower,
you can make it drizzle, but you can barely make it rain.
Dang, you got three baby mammas and you ain't got any money to pay alimony or better yet child support and your only excuse is you told them they should've just aborted em?.
You're like Ren & Stimpy, crazy.
You're like your teeth, busted.
Your chin is so pointy you can cut a wooden board with it.
I'm Eminem you're Iggy Azalea,
I'm Nicki you're Miley.
You're trashier than Kim Kardashian when she did that tape.
Put your cape on you're a super hoe,
You ain't my friend,
You my foe.
If you want we can go toe to toe and we can go behind closed doors.
No do I give a damn about your man,
but just to get you mad when I see him I'll go up to him and say " What up though?!".
You blow more steam than a radiator.
Is that a fade or is that just your hair tryna escape from your head?.
I got rhymes so good they leave you dead.
I forget about what they said.
I can't hear em 'cause I'm deaf to them.
You're my chef I'm your customer now cook for me.
I don't think you understand fully.
I'm a professional you're a rookie,
You're so skinny I think you need a chocolate chip cookie.
Lookie here chickie,
I'm Rocky J and you should know not to mess with me.
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My inspirations:
Eminem,
Ice Cube,
Nicki Minaj
