Poetry competition CLOSED 13th December 2015 8:27pm
WINNER
ThePiper
ThePiper
Malapropisms and limericks: naughty bidness
This isn't an entry but when I first saw this competition and what it's about, I immediately thought of Ringo Starr because both Paul McCartney and John Lennon talked frequently about how he was always cracking everyone up saying malapropisms which he wasn't doing on purpose. Two of his quotes were used as titles to their movie "A Hard Day's Night" and their song written by John called "Tomorrow Never Knows". Just thought I'd pass that on in case you'd all find it interesting. Cheers!
Hep! Lmao...dont dare apologise...
I loved it..tummy laughed!
Limerick with Malapropism.
For all intensive porpoises he needs to get "leighed" the Hawaiian kind, would be funny too. double entendre fits right in the comp.
Was going to try and comment as Ms Malaprop...but i feel like breath hungover...teehee.. Seriously, down with pneumonia, and this cheered me up!!
Thank you doll. You turned this gals frown right side round. 😀😃😄😍😜😘😝😊😉
I loved it..tummy laughed!
Limerick with Malapropism.
For all intensive porpoises he needs to get "leighed" the Hawaiian kind, would be funny too. double entendre fits right in the comp.
Was going to try and comment as Ms Malaprop...but i feel like breath hungover...teehee.. Seriously, down with pneumonia, and this cheered me up!!
Thank you doll. You turned this gals frown right side round. 😀😃😄😍😜😘😝😊😉
Malapropisms, she said,
"She slopped her dripper?" he asked.
No, she demured, demurely
Thats a spoonerism.
And, "I'll use my sassy?'
Uh huh, that is dissonance.
"Why do you dissemble
My every augmentation?"
"Now that" he crowed,
"Is a double malapropism."
"She slopped her dripper?" he asked.
No, she demured, demurely
Thats a spoonerism.
And, "I'll use my sassy?'
Uh huh, that is dissonance.
"Why do you dissemble
My every augmentation?"
"Now that" he crowed,
"Is a double malapropism."
Piper..
LOL..first..welcome doll! This was a smart..funny piece..
Loved the use of different verbal hiccups..made me wish i had sought of thoonerism for the comp..
Her sassy being dissonance! So clever..got slightly confused by who was saying which..but it did not take anything away from this...
What fun! Thank you!
LOL..first..welcome doll! This was a smart..funny piece..
Loved the use of different verbal hiccups..made me wish i had sought of thoonerism for the comp..
Her sassy being dissonance! So clever..got slightly confused by who was saying which..but it did not take anything away from this...
What fun! Thank you!
Thanks everyone for ticklin my bone..
Piper...
I just liked the cleverness and story here. Was so charming. Thought to it..
Hep
Blo
Sir spermy
Not one of these would not have deserved a win...and i thank you!
Piper...
I just liked the cleverness and story here. Was so charming. Thought to it..
Hep
Blo
Sir spermy
Not one of these would not have deserved a win...and i thank you!
