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Unimaginative poetry

archetype23
Tyrant of Words
United States 7awards
Joined 5th Oct 2013
Forum Posts: 3672

DEVIL COCK SLAP (a contemplation)

Satan's anger screams out
with a dick-piercing shredding your face
with a cock slap flying all over the place
Roses are red
Violets are fucking violet
You never fucking knew?
Now you do
My dick is red with your face blood
and my balls are fucking blue
-I love you
P.S. remember to pick up milk

Cannaballester
Thought Provoker
United States 1awards
Joined 3rd Jan 2012
Forum Posts: 112

Flea Powder,,,
My Dog Had Fleas,,,
And One Jumped On Me,,,
And Now I Itch,,,Cough And Sneeze,,,
Because Flea Powder,,,
Doesn't Work Good On me,,,

cheesa
Fire of Insight
United Kingdom 2awards
Joined 5th Oct 2015
Forum Posts: 109

I had a shit
Made me think abit
Where does it go
Guess I'll never no
Now I'm sad all the same
Just a smell remains

Zazzles
Broomie
Tyrant of Words
United States 24awards
Joined 23rd Nov 2013
Forum Posts: 1797

my back feels broke
it's no joke
but i wanna bounce your balls
i woke with lady wood
naughty gal from the hood ")

poet Anonymous

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vortexman
Dangerous Mind
United States 14awards
Joined 25th Jan 2013
Forum Posts: 1260

walked across the road..
woman blared her horn she looked like a toad.
didn't care if I was hit...
heading to the bus had to take a huge ass shit..
other than that my glasses fell to pieces.
had to get home fix em.
before I read my theses.  

highwaytohell
Greg
Thought Provoker
South Africa
Joined 24th Sep 2015
Forum Posts: 449

I'm starting to think I might need to extend this competition just to find a real winner. Interesting topics because whatever you guys are on. I want some too! Thanks for the entries

Zazzles
Broomie
Tyrant of Words
United States 24awards
Joined 23rd Nov 2013
Forum Posts: 1797

highwaytohell said:I'm starting to think I might need to extend this competition just to find a real winner. Interesting topics because whatever you guys are on. I want some too! Thanks for the entries
yay! so happy to hear HTH....

Zazzles
Broomie
Tyrant of Words
United States 24awards
Joined 23rd Nov 2013
Forum Posts: 1797

cheesa said:Sat in a van
I'm a passenger
Its uncomfortable
I'm hungry




your almost home ....

caxton
Thought Provoker
United States 1awards
Joined 9th July 2013
Forum Posts: 160

I'm eating a grilled cheese sandwich
with tomato soup
I like it
I always have
sometime I dip the grilled cheese
in the soup

Cannaballester
Thought Provoker
United States 1awards
Joined 3rd Jan 2012
Forum Posts: 112

Steve Jobs The Movie,,,,
I Thought,,,
It Might Be Groovie,,,
To Go See,,,
Steve Jobs The Movie,,,
(I Can't Think Of Anything More Unimaginative)

poet Anonymous

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KDAmB
Tyrant of Words
Australia 13awards
Joined 5th Sep 2014
Forum Posts: 6358

Naked emperor!

If I see
An emperor naked,
I'd call it as such.
So,
Don't flaunt me fancy words,
That float in the ear like turds.
If I see the poetic vibe,
I'm never gonna giva a jibe.
If I see your pain and torment,
I assure you of my comment.
We're here to share the pain,
Not for worldly gain.
Not for fortune or fame,
For us poetry's no game!



© KDAmB





poet Anonymous

flamboyant skin
twisting my brain into knots;
world upside down
monkey bars ~ oxygenless
stethoscope
microscope
telescope ~ murmur in silence;
kiss my kiss
through a milky way bar

Zazzles
Broomie
Tyrant of Words
United States 24awards
Joined 23rd Nov 2013
Forum Posts: 1797

Hands in my panties,
smoking bong after bong
Pressure, pressure.
Commitment after the promise
is a mother fucker... !
Truth OR Dare he's talking in circles.
Contradiction is his main language Still,
He is my intellectual vertebrate
my connection or lacking thereof.
He makes me wanna submit..
he, a natural born man BUT Damn!
he's got my head in the sand
in a fucking twist NO STARCH please
but on the other hand
it's on the table it's real life,
existential Mayhem


((  NO PUNKS ALLOWED!))

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