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Poetry competition CLOSED 31st October 2015 6:57am
WINNER
aarti
aarti
RUNNERS-UP:
Zazzles
and cheesa
Unimaginative poetry
Poetry Contest Description
Create the least imaginative poem ever
We as poets always strive to be creative...well lets see about the opposite
. Please try keep your entries within 300 words. The topics can be about anything...humor of any kind including dry humor will help your cause
Example:
I like poems
I like words
I like ink
I like poets
I like dark poems
I like dark words
I like dark ink
I like dark poets
The end
Have fun!
. Please try keep your entries within 300 words. The topics can be about anything...humor of any kind including dry humor will help your cause Example:
I like poems
I like words
I like ink
I like poets
I like dark poems
I like dark words
I like dark ink
I like dark poets
The end
Have fun!
I looked at the sun
It pierced my eyes
I put on a pair of fancy shades
And what I got? Was a downpour of rain
So I swung my umbrella
It flew away from my hands and hit a poor fella
I rushed home to sip on some hot chocolate
But the lightening from the sky blew off all sockets
And I realized the poor fella flicked all my money from both my pockets!
When your fate is on the rise, it rises like a rocket.
It pierced my eyes
I put on a pair of fancy shades
And what I got? Was a downpour of rain
So I swung my umbrella
It flew away from my hands and hit a poor fella
I rushed home to sip on some hot chocolate
But the lightening from the sky blew off all sockets
And I realized the poor fella flicked all my money from both my pockets!
When your fate is on the rise, it rises like a rocket.
Was it your dick
Asks mick
That put my daughter
Up the stick
No way says rick
Don't be thick
It wasn't my prick
That put your susie up the stick
I am not a bloody lunatic
Ah mick what's with the brick
It could have been nick's dick
She had quite the pick
And besides i was quick
Asks mick
That put my daughter
Up the stick
No way says rick
Don't be thick
It wasn't my prick
That put your susie up the stick
I am not a bloody lunatic
Ah mick what's with the brick
It could have been nick's dick
She had quite the pick
And besides i was quick
Interesting variety guys from sleep to mick's dick to soggy fries to a weird pick pocket. This is gonna be a tough competition to judge. Oh by the way 50 points to edead and enternalearth for those random topics!
Loving the entries
Loving the entries
Weird poetic Awkward PARODY
Down in FRAGGLE FRUMP!
Where the clones of make
believe sux.
I awkwardly had no luck.
Had to lie my way to fuck.
Climb atop the hill and
burned below the sun that
melted my dewy perm.
Being named so tandy
it was never really dandy.
Never to fit in didn't care if
it were sin.
thought I'd write this wasted
lyric. Amounts the piles
of so many spirits.
Glad my sugars were so
high before the plummeted
meteor was nigh.
Now nested at home waiting
for the ticking time bomb to
sound. The alarm now made of
rusted chrome. It LIED.
Glad this poem so blundering!
Strings of words that made no sense.
An anti-spell so gracelessly rendered.
proving nothing of any commonsense.
Down in FRAGGLE FRUMP!
Where the clones of make
believe sux.
I awkwardly had no luck.
Had to lie my way to fuck.
Climb atop the hill and
burned below the sun that
melted my dewy perm.
Being named so tandy
it was never really dandy.
Never to fit in didn't care if
it were sin.
thought I'd write this wasted
lyric. Amounts the piles
of so many spirits.
Glad my sugars were so
high before the plummeted
meteor was nigh.
Now nested at home waiting
for the ticking time bomb to
sound. The alarm now made of
rusted chrome. It LIED.
Glad this poem so blundering!
Strings of words that made no sense.
An anti-spell so gracelessly rendered.
proving nothing of any commonsense.
Youz deeeeep cuz youz dark sum thank...i lost daaark after i bout draaaank miself to death...still sum dum bunneeeez thank you write bout cuntz cockz n luuuuvy stuff you are a cooooz or a doh! Doh!
If you are sunny you must have runny ooooodles of nooooooodles for brains
Maybe just maybe i ain dark cuz i was raped and beaten as a teen by a psychopath and barely escaped. my IQ is 132 and ain gotta prove deeeeeep seeeeeeeped with insaaaaanus up anuuuuuus daark and nooo point just to dark. Got a point..great i read Poe Dante Alistar Crowly Salmun Rushdie Plath etceterra etcetrrrrra etceterrrrrraaah i caint get no..i mag i na shun
If you are sunny you must have runny ooooodles of nooooooodles for brains
Maybe just maybe i ain dark cuz i was raped and beaten as a teen by a psychopath and barely escaped. my IQ is 132 and ain gotta prove deeeeeep seeeeeeeped with insaaaaanus up anuuuuuus daark and nooo point just to dark. Got a point..great i read Poe Dante Alistar Crowly Salmun Rushdie Plath etceterra etcetrrrrra etceterrrrrraaah i caint get no..i mag i na shun
Sad story Calamitygin terribly sorry about your childhood. I can't say that I had a bad childhood I've always loved dark things. It's my passion.
Love the entries guys but how about making the poems more random. This is a competition for unimaginative thinkers. Try this for inspiration...
I go walking in the night
and meet my shadow
"Hello shadow"
It doesn't reply
Oh
Who knew?
It replies
"Hello"
I see a bottle of whiskey in my hand
Oh that's why
sigh ah crap
Now both my shadow and I are dead
(this isn't an entry)
100 points to blocat for describing what every man has to do at some point in their life.
Love the entries guys but how about making the poems more random. This is a competition for unimaginative thinkers. Try this for inspiration...
I go walking in the night
and meet my shadow
"Hello shadow"
It doesn't reply
Oh
Who knew?
It replies
"Hello"
I see a bottle of whiskey in my hand
Oh that's why
sigh ah crap
Now both my shadow and I are dead
(this isn't an entry)
100 points to blocat for describing what every man has to do at some point in their life.
If I win this, this will be my first DU win ever
Hope you get the hint, because I usually never
The award will be cherished. I will be an upgraded poet
I will start singing as well, composing sonnets
Well, there we go. Much grateful to all. Thank You
I was the lucky one among the few.
Hope you get the hint, because I usually never
The award will be cherished. I will be an upgraded poet
I will start singing as well, composing sonnets
Well, there we go. Much grateful to all. Thank You
I was the lucky one among the few.
