Poetry competition CLOSED 3rd November 2015 10:03pm
WINNER
RevolutionAL (Alistair Plint)
RevolutionAL (Alistair Plint)
RUNNER-UP:
JohnFeddeler
Page:
Thuggery, Buggery and General Skulduggery
Poetry Contest Description
Write shortish a poem 30 lines or less or a short story 500 words or less. depicting some dark and nasty deed you have/would like to do to fuck sombody's life up.
OK so here we go, get your nasty head on. Let your imagination run riot make it sly, devious, sneaky, daring and/or dangerous. No subject taboo except under-age porn. I'm looking for punchy with perhaps an unexpected outcome. Go to it.
I know you love this game
You say no but mean yes
I come back late at night
Pretend to be an intruder
Intrude you in your bed
But what really pleased me
I knew it wasn't you
I knew it was your twin sister stopping over
She played the no means yes game
You say no but mean yes
I come back late at night
Pretend to be an intruder
Intrude you in your bed
But what really pleased me
I knew it wasn't you
I knew it was your twin sister stopping over
She played the no means yes game
Head shoulders touch your toes
Knock to the back of your head and in it goes
Mary had a little lamb
Then we sucked crack on a can
Humpty dumpty sat on a wall
Down his pants the crabs crawl
Listen to the rhymes in your wheelchair
Now repeat in class do it I dare
Knock to the back of your head and in it goes
Mary had a little lamb
Then we sucked crack on a can
Humpty dumpty sat on a wall
Down his pants the crabs crawl
Listen to the rhymes in your wheelchair
Now repeat in class do it I dare
(in a black mirror)
those silent screams are making me brain-deaf
this immaculate spirit you proclaim -
prevaricator of intrepid ‘art’ …
how can you distinguish your Self (the ish of it,
the vanity) in a black mirror?
the rainbowed warrior, undaunted in the face of adversity,
mounting insurmountable odds;
a heart and soul, seeking unwavering love and inscrutable divinity;
can these support the weight of reason?
a muse, conscripted, whipped into un-expiring dedication
to fill a hollow desire…
these absurdities you spill onto ashamed pages,
and, by gall, label them ‘poem’!
I would destroy you remorselessly if I could,
and all of Creation and Imagination would thank me.
I rant, and I rage, and my madness has no boundary.
and yet, in moments of clarity,
I still wonder: who are you?
are you me?
those silent screams are making me brain-deaf
this immaculate spirit you proclaim -
prevaricator of intrepid ‘art’ …
how can you distinguish your Self (the ish of it,
the vanity) in a black mirror?
the rainbowed warrior, undaunted in the face of adversity,
mounting insurmountable odds;
a heart and soul, seeking unwavering love and inscrutable divinity;
can these support the weight of reason?
a muse, conscripted, whipped into un-expiring dedication
to fill a hollow desire…
these absurdities you spill onto ashamed pages,
and, by gall, label them ‘poem’!
I would destroy you remorselessly if I could,
and all of Creation and Imagination would thank me.
I rant, and I rage, and my madness has no boundary.
and yet, in moments of clarity,
I still wonder: who are you?
are you me?
Tie my brother, Dad , both sisters in a basement.
Fill it full of scorpions and snake fish heads. A fish
that can go upon the ground as well.. Hide the means
for them to escape but see if they are patient enough
to work together to get out of this room. Also they will
have a time limit to escape the room before shrapnel mines
are detonated with weapons grade plutonium. The
plutonium wont cause a blast but nuclear contamination
if they don't escape that region of the trap room. There
will be places in the room maybe for two of them to survive
but for the most part that would be it.
The next room will be full of rabid pitbulls. Before they enter this
room they will have the chance to pickup some basic self-defense
weaponry. But nothing lethal to defend themselves from the dogs
attacking there will be 4!
Fill it full of scorpions and snake fish heads. A fish
that can go upon the ground as well.. Hide the means
for them to escape but see if they are patient enough
to work together to get out of this room. Also they will
have a time limit to escape the room before shrapnel mines
are detonated with weapons grade plutonium. The
plutonium wont cause a blast but nuclear contamination
if they don't escape that region of the trap room. There
will be places in the room maybe for two of them to survive
but for the most part that would be it.
The next room will be full of rabid pitbulls. Before they enter this
room they will have the chance to pickup some basic self-defense
weaponry. But nothing lethal to defend themselves from the dogs
attacking there will be 4!
