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snugglebuck
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Relationship Safe Words

DjGirl2k14
Lost Thinker
Brazil
Joined 21st June 2014
Forum Posts: 7

Poetry Contest

what is ur safe word? How to stop a clumsy lover? an annoying friend? gently!!!
You and a companion of d opposite sex (bf/gf/friend)are hanging out. That person then does something you repel... Come up with a funny word you'd say to stop that person but also keep the mood light. If you want to bring it up a notch use that word in a 3 sentence short poem!

Let's have fun! Anything goes!




snugglebuck
Dangerous Mind
United States 77awards
Joined 3rd Feb 2014
Forum Posts: 1873

'DADDY'!!!!
Put down the gun
He's just having some fun

gardenlover
Fire of Insight
United Kingdom 23awards
Joined 19th Aug 2012
Forum Posts: 625

Not tonight Josephine
I feel abnormally tired
After all that sex last night
A long sleep is required

johnrot
Tyrant of Words
21awards
Joined 10th Oct 2012
Forum Posts: 3645

OH NO!!!!!!!!
PLEASE
DON'T!!!!!!

onlywakingexists
Lost Thinker
United Kingdom
Joined 17th Mar 2014
Forum Posts: 76

I will put my aids in your eye.

poet Anonymous

Back off slick

Zombie_Twinkie
Twisted Dreamer
United States
Joined 9th Apr 2014
Forum Posts: 2

Look away and fold my hands and say, "sooooooooooo how bout them bears?"

kittiewoe
Lilly
Twisted Dreamer
United Kingdom 1awards
Joined 30th June 2013
Forum Posts: 20

He reaches out slowly,
encircles my throat,
Darling, do calm down,
and pass the the remote

poet Anonymous

Another candy bar, babe!?
I mean, how much sweeter
do you want to get?

Waterviolet
Fire of Insight
Canada 4awards
Joined 14th Mar 2014
Forum Posts: 628

I would just blow my rape whistle

poet Anonymous

Lmao WV won't that be kind of hard to do with the ball gag in your mouth?

Waterviolet
Fire of Insight
Canada 4awards
Joined 14th Mar 2014
Forum Posts: 628

I have a big mouth

poet Anonymous

Yeah me too.....lmfao

seekingkate
kateA
Tyrant of Words
Australia 28awards
Joined 20th May 2014
Forum Posts: 2081

WTF? Did I just hear that right?
Thank god I can keep a poker face
My love, my sweet, you naughty boy, come hither for a hug...


poet Anonymous

RELEASE THE KRAKEN

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