Poetry competition CLOSED 12th October 2013 2:35pm
WINNER
arortiz73 (MTP)
arortiz73 (MTP)
RUNNER-UP:
LunaObscura
do you want it?
CruelHandedWriter said:Hmmm, how to give someone a medal.
Maybe ask them to use a haiku
to describe the mood colour
that their muesli breakfast left them in,
followed by a limeric
that makes jest of that time
they took 13 aspiriin
whilst crying in to wash basin
because Simon got to name the new dog
'Jennifer'
i like where this is going.
damn AR, taking shit a little seriously aren't ya? i won't venture into a debate of whether your technical literature is poetry, but i will venture to say that it's more rewarding to sell out on the corner. they make bank.
i believe in you
Maybe ask them to use a haiku
to describe the mood colour
that their muesli breakfast left them in,
followed by a limeric
that makes jest of that time
they took 13 aspiriin
whilst crying in to wash basin
because Simon got to name the new dog
'Jennifer'
i like where this is going.
damn AR, taking shit a little seriously aren't ya? i won't venture into a debate of whether your technical literature is poetry, but i will venture to say that it's more rewarding to sell out on the corner. they make bank.
i believe in you
Anonymous
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LunaObscura said:[quote-233724-CruelHandedWriter]Hmmm, how to give someone a medal.
Maybe ask them to use a haiku
to describe the mood colour
that their muesli breakfast left them in,
followed by a limeric
that makes jest of that time
they took 13 aspiriin
whilst crying in to wash basin
because Simon got to name the new dog
'Jennifer'
i like where this is going.
damn AR, taking shit a little seriously aren't ya? i won't venture into a debate of whether your technical literature is poetry, but i will venture to say that it's more rewarding to sell out on the corner. they make bank.
i believe in you[/quote]
Instigation!
Scraped by usurping clutch!
Go ahead midwife,
shove it where you yearn so much!
Your assertion,
already harbors my blood and guts.
Our poisoned lives,
incubate the same festering mush.
(making a fool of one's self requires dignity)
(Note: Done in fun)
Maybe ask them to use a haiku
to describe the mood colour
that their muesli breakfast left them in,
followed by a limeric
that makes jest of that time
they took 13 aspiriin
whilst crying in to wash basin
because Simon got to name the new dog
'Jennifer'
i like where this is going.
damn AR, taking shit a little seriously aren't ya? i won't venture into a debate of whether your technical literature is poetry, but i will venture to say that it's more rewarding to sell out on the corner. they make bank.
i believe in you[/quote]
Instigation!
Scraped by usurping clutch!
Go ahead midwife,
shove it where you yearn so much!
Your assertion,
already harbors my blood and guts.
Our poisoned lives,
incubate the same festering mush.
(making a fool of one's self requires dignity) (Note: Done in fun)
arortiz73 said:[quote-233763-LunaObscura][quote-233724-CruelHandedWriter]Hmmm, how to give someone a medal.
Maybe ask them to use a haiku
to describe the mood colour
that their muesli breakfast left them in,
followed by a limeric
that makes jest of that time
they took 13 aspiriin
whilst crying in to wash basin
because Simon got to name the new dog
'Jennifer'
i like where this is going.
damn AR, taking shit a little seriously aren't ya? i won't venture into a debate of whether your technical literature is poetry, but i will venture to say that it's more rewarding to sell out on the corner. they make bank.
i believe in you[/quote]
Instigation!
Scraped by usurping clutch!
Go ahead midwife,
shove it where you yearn so much!
Your assertion,
already harbors my blood and guts.
Our poisoned lives,
incubate the same festering mush.
(making a fool of one's self requires dignity)
(Note: Done in fun)[/quote]
see, that wasn't so hard was it.
Maybe ask them to use a haiku
to describe the mood colour
that their muesli breakfast left them in,
followed by a limeric
that makes jest of that time
they took 13 aspiriin
whilst crying in to wash basin
because Simon got to name the new dog
'Jennifer'
i like where this is going.
damn AR, taking shit a little seriously aren't ya? i won't venture into a debate of whether your technical literature is poetry, but i will venture to say that it's more rewarding to sell out on the corner. they make bank.
i believe in you[/quote]
Instigation!
Scraped by usurping clutch!
Go ahead midwife,
shove it where you yearn so much!
Your assertion,
already harbors my blood and guts.
Our poisoned lives,
incubate the same festering mush.
(making a fool of one's self requires dignity) (Note: Done in fun)[/quote]
see, that wasn't so hard was it.
