Horrible Puns

Thank you all for your entries.

Congrats NimmieAmee, those puns were beyond horrible,

they were CATastrophic!

Thanks for naming me the winner, Drivelicious!

I must say, this comPETition was the PURRfect match for my type of humor!

Congrats---

Congrats-----OK ---- Ready for some of the most horrid puns you`ll ever have the pain to read?

Now ranked Public Enema #2,
he owns homes in Buffalo, Rome.

At fifteen an immature victor, Sub Dude
clearly defeated Sir Render in a
Chai Tea Tai Chi death-match.
His adolescent hygiene insured that his
havoc reaked.

He made his escape through Pan`s labia rinse,
passing crude carney art, unoticed by migrant Juarez
Mosque-itos observing Salah.

Running through his mind were the Churches`
anal lies, the chapel where a marine blew
his priest while on the lamb.

Our feral gnome, experiencing his torn code,
was determined to see the pope-on-a-rope.
Emerging frome the labia rinse, he fantasized
about reaching home, knowing his whore is well.