Having fun with homonyms

I'd eyed up the leaves leaving them for thee
hoping to see no more of them, departing to the sea
At the sound of this I had to pee
The people on the boat
Eating their peas
Stopped their munching watched me standing
there
"Have you no shame?,you know there's a bathroom right in there!"
I laughed at these guys and their menacing stare
Wandered over to the stair
I stopped and looked back just to needle
Hey guys I've some thread and a needle
I can sew your mouths shut
So just shut the hell up
They just eyed me slackjawed and i'd seen enough
Seem to be lots happening below deck a seam in side was getting awlfully wet
Three seamen were creaming their semen with this twisted retch
She yelled for first mate
Whom she so wanted to meet
After filling up with the other strange meat
He called down in reply
To which the parrot cawed "you'se guys"
"Use what you got"said the mate
I no longer could bear to watch
looking to the other corner a bear with a watch
He was playing cards as if that was needed
And look over here dough freshly kneaded
Someone was baking
Of which would be partaking
Seeing the old witch
Sores on her fingers
That idea I would ditch
And soar back above
As quick as a dove
Cuz
THERE as I stare back down the stairs their faces looked like two to me one of fair and another who charges fair
crazy
Cuz I took my leave from the rake of leaf that I
thought by all rights my neighbor leif garrett
should. Be picking up



I saw all this sawing logs---- so said Sol!!!


( ok broomie its NOT ALL grits n hominy but I was a havin fun;)
Thanx ferrrr z play o-tay!!!;)))

I decided to MOON the queen, so my Mom sent me out at midnight to worship the MOON, right above a sea that I cannot see through. I took the REINS and set forth toward the dark frontier just when a hale of gun fire RAINS down upon me. THEIR fire cannot consume me, for THEY'RE all feeble minded and WEAK. Last WEEK, I was able to see THROUGH all the lIES they THREW at me. Upon the haunted hill, LIES the next hell RAISER, he gets all his satisfactions because he frees  his emotions with his own RAZOR.  

"Oh Dear" "Oh bother" what to do
The pack of deer and herd of ducks
Never heard the oncoming trucks
A flock of cows in the nearby field
Cowled but still said "Mooooovvve it!!!"
The pining woodsmen climbing their pines
Could see all this too
To their dismay the two were quite far away
Two bees were said to be close to the scene
Later on they'd be asked just what they had seen
The trucks slammed on their brakes
Sliding into telephone poles for the deers sake
"A passenger says..."that's the breaks when there's ducks in a road not in their lake
The other truck rode past the pole
Into the moo-moos field
Filled up on grass the cows move slow
( this is what grass does folks)
One looks down " I thought I heard something move"
mooed bessie " no the herd of ducks are over there" said the mole whom was vying for bessies attention
"Those guys in the trucks humans doth suck"
One passenger was bored he broke out his fiddle
While the driver fiddled with his insurance
Ensuring the agent it wasn't his fault
Unlike the last time when he drove into that fault
The deer and the ducks the cows the mole the bees. And the woodsmen just watched in awe
As all the tires blew out of one truck
The other painted blue it was just stuck
The driver of that said "awwww man I'm too tired for this"
Chewing his gum rubbing his gums
Next thing ya know
no warning here comes a gaggle of owls
Saying "whooos fault is all this"
The mole said " no that man said it wasn't a fault"
The owls just stared... food for thought
............................................ .. . ....................
.........."whatever RODEnt!!!" "these humans go too fast on this road"
"And two will have to be towed"
"Riiibbbsis gonna be broak" said a 3 toed frog jumping on the scene
"Shut up toad" yelled the mole
All these beings as a whole
Wholly they were just wandering about
Mass collecting for next roadkill
The tire on the blue truck...........
" I tire of this show"
Sol. Gets up and turns off his tv