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Hey no offence man

Indie
Miss Indie
Tyrant of Words
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I say bitch in a good way. And no there is nothing wrong with being a strong minded woman.

darkestwhisper
Lost Thinker
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Hey no offence man.... Your mom lied.

MagicianType0
Enjoi
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Anonymous said:<< post removed >>


Wow you took the most uneducated words plus your moms highschool story and a run-on sentence and still believed it is offensive, ah man you must live in a house full of girls this resembles what a 13 year old would say on xbox.

morninglori
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Im not sure who the baby belongs to your dad or your brother but im certain its not yours

morninglori
Twisted Dreamer
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Is it in?

arran-darkstreet
Lost Thinker
United Kingdom
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im not eating that !!!!!

Angeliki
Angela Psyhopoulos
Fire of Insight
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No Offence man
A man hopped along one day along the riverside bank and his kid did a terd on the grass and just left it there.
The possumm on the tree dropped a plop on the kids head
and the father got diariah and sprayed it all over the forest shares.
Horses where thirsty with so many stables to see, one
drank from the river and left faecus hanging from its own tail indeed.
The rider got lashed by the horses backside now his got
shit on his face and suddenly the rabbits are jumping high.
Now there's pellets everywhere and the HARE doesn't know if the excrament is his or his wifes. No Offence man but a dung beetle knows his stuff it doesn't know the difference between a lady beetles bum or a scarab beetle pooing in the sun.

lightbaron
Dangerous Mind
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jokes about the holocaust are totally out of line
anne frankly, I won't stand for them

EngrVV
D_Poetic Engineer
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Angeliki said:No Offence man
A man hopped along one day along the riverside bank and his kid did a terd on the grass and just left it there.
The possumm on the tree dropped a plop on the kids head
and the father got diariah and sprayed it all over the forest shares.
Horses where thirsty with so many stables to see, one
drank from the river and left faecus hanging from its own tail indeed.
The rider got lashed by the horses backside now his got
shit on his face and suddenly the rabbits are jumping high.
Now there's pellets everywhere and the HARE doesn't know if the excrament is his or his wifes. No Offence man but a dung beetle knows his stuff it doesn't know the difference between a lady beetles bum or a scarab beetle pooing in the sun.


You are really a lost thinker, young lady.

Intricate_B
Fire of Insight
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$1.50 sucky sucky, love you long time. Clean like baby!!

Intricate_B
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rayheinrich said:

    "You look like a fucking pig in heat, and if you get raped
     by a pack of niggers, it will be your fault." - Mel Gibson

         


Lawl, monkeys fucking a football..

Angeliki
Angela Psyhopoulos
Fire of Insight
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Joined 1st Mar 2013
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Lol

Angeliki
Angela Psyhopoulos
Fire of Insight
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Should I go to the doctor, I juts meant to say its all an offence you know its who starts it off that matters and it could be a mistake, but if thay continue, I'd never forget the first time someone offended me. I don't think in my poem you know who the offender is and your angry at me??lol

Waterviolet
Fire of Insight
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no i will not be at your funeral either will anywone elts so make shure u get it rite the first time cus there is nothing worse than some one who cant eaven kill themself

BoFantastic
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Do you want to go on a picnic with me, I'll eat your pussy.

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