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Weird shit and nothing else
Nevermindthegaps said:So Hatful’s story reminded me of this one
I don’t know how true this story is because it’s third hand and I hesitate about it because of that however it fits here…
A friend of a friend sort of thing
So this friend of a friend picked up a grid-at the
Clipsal 500 car race,
They were getting hot and heavy and she asked if he wanted some “ecstasy” he agreed downed the little pill and they proceeded to her place a little more hot and heavy action before she led him to the bedroom and tied him down….
Full plastic room, with vinyl/plastic sheets
Apparently she had slipped him a high strength laxative, so after she tied him down she walked out until he shat the bed, she came in a little while later in a full leather/plastic/vinyl outfit and pretended to be mortified sent him to shower, when he got out of shower she was rolling in his shit like a pig in a sty
naturally he fled traumatised and only ever talks about it when he’s so drunk he has no self control or inhibitions
Once again I can’t vouch for the full validity of this story I do know the man in question that was supposed to have spoken said story but I have never heard him talk about it…
Women do this?
No!
Just... NO?!
WHO?! WHICH WOMEN DO THIS?!
All I can think of is how big a yeast infection you'd get from all that e. coli in your tender bits.
(Also someone needs to kick that bitch in the dick because drugging people for sex is officially not cool)
As always, you bring the weird. Lavender pulled her profile so you and Mags are back tied for the most magnificently weird shit.
Thank you for sharing.
I don’t know how true this story is because it’s third hand and I hesitate about it because of that however it fits here…
A friend of a friend sort of thing
So this friend of a friend picked up a grid-at the
Clipsal 500 car race,
They were getting hot and heavy and she asked if he wanted some “ecstasy” he agreed downed the little pill and they proceeded to her place a little more hot and heavy action before she led him to the bedroom and tied him down….
Full plastic room, with vinyl/plastic sheets
Apparently she had slipped him a high strength laxative, so after she tied him down she walked out until he shat the bed, she came in a little while later in a full leather/plastic/vinyl outfit and pretended to be mortified sent him to shower, when he got out of shower she was rolling in his shit like a pig in a sty
naturally he fled traumatised and only ever talks about it when he’s so drunk he has no self control or inhibitions
Once again I can’t vouch for the full validity of this story I do know the man in question that was supposed to have spoken said story but I have never heard him talk about it…
Women do this?
No!
Just... NO?!
WHO?! WHICH WOMEN DO THIS?!
All I can think of is how big a yeast infection you'd get from all that e. coli in your tender bits.
(Also someone needs to kick that bitch in the dick because drugging people for sex is officially not cool)
As always, you bring the weird. Lavender pulled her profile so you and Mags are back tied for the most magnificently weird shit.
Thank you for sharing.
Nevermindthegaps said:So Hatful’s story reminded me of this one
I don’t know how true this story is because it’s third hand and I hesitate about it because of that however it fits here…
A friend of a friend sort of thing
So this friend of a friend picked up a grid-at the
Clipsal 500 car race,
They were getting hot and heavy and she asked if he wanted some “ecstasy” he agreed downed the little pill and they proceeded to her place a little more hot and heavy action before she led him to the bedroom and tied him down….
Full plastic room, with vinyl/plastic sheets
Apparently she had slipped him a high strength laxative, so after she tied him down she walked out until he shat the bed, she came in a little while later in a full leather/plastic/vinyl outfit and pretended to be mortified sent him to shower, when he got out of shower she was rolling in his shit like a pig in a sty
naturally he fled traumatised and only ever talks about it when he’s so drunk he has no self control or inhibitions
Once again I can’t vouch for the full validity of this story I do know the man in question that was supposed to have spoken said story but I have never heard him talk about it…
Can neither confirm nor deny .
Clipsal 500 good times. Holden or ford?
The Nurse Who Loved Me
I'm taking her home, with me
all dressed in white
I don't want to share all
but this I will say
I fucked a nurse, once or
we might, have made love twice..
She had a Vampire fetish
my neck, still sore at the thought
Should have seen
the marks, I left on her back
For I let the Leopard out
she stuck a catheter in
drunk deep, my blood
Say hello
She acts just like
the nurse
with all the other guys
I have a habit of attracting those types. I'm a good boy and before you know it. Swedish midget porn and amputated porn is a thing. Like the thermodynamic rule of porn.
I don’t know how true this story is because it’s third hand and I hesitate about it because of that however it fits here…
A friend of a friend sort of thing
So this friend of a friend picked up a grid-at the
Clipsal 500 car race,
They were getting hot and heavy and she asked if he wanted some “ecstasy” he agreed downed the little pill and they proceeded to her place a little more hot and heavy action before she led him to the bedroom and tied him down….
Full plastic room, with vinyl/plastic sheets
Apparently she had slipped him a high strength laxative, so after she tied him down she walked out until he shat the bed, she came in a little while later in a full leather/plastic/vinyl outfit and pretended to be mortified sent him to shower, when he got out of shower she was rolling in his shit like a pig in a sty
naturally he fled traumatised and only ever talks about it when he’s so drunk he has no self control or inhibitions
Once again I can’t vouch for the full validity of this story I do know the man in question that was supposed to have spoken said story but I have never heard him talk about it…
Can neither confirm nor deny .
Clipsal 500 good times. Holden or ford?
The Nurse Who Loved Me
I'm taking her home, with me
all dressed in white
I don't want to share all
but this I will say
I fucked a nurse, once or
we might, have made love twice..
She had a Vampire fetish
my neck, still sore at the thought
Should have seen
the marks, I left on her back
For I let the Leopard out
she stuck a catheter in
drunk deep, my blood
Say hello
She acts just like
the nurse
with all the other guys
I have a habit of attracting those types. I'm a good boy and before you know it. Swedish midget porn and amputated porn is a thing. Like the thermodynamic rule of porn.
Carpe_Noctem said:
Can neither confirm nor deny .
Clipsal 500 good times. Holden or ford?
The Nurse Who Loved Me
I'm taking her home, with me
all dressed in white
I don't want to share all
but this I will say
I fucked a nurse, once or
we might, have made love twice..
She had a Vampire fetish
my neck, still sore at the thought
Should have seen
the marks, I left on her back
For I let the Leopard out
she stuck a catheter in
drunk deep, my blood
Say hello
She acts just like
the nurse
with all the other guys
I have a habit of attracting those types. I'm a good boy and before you know it. Swedish midget porn and amputated porn is a thing. Like the thermodynamic rule of porn.
What?!
::closes Swedish Midget and Amputated Porn browser windows::
Omg.
Where is the sex thread?! We had one where we admitted the weirdest bedroom shit. Styx was in a porno and I did it on a kayak and… you had a vampire.
I had a cutter once. Opened a couple of scars in my legs and thumbprint painted me… but not a freakin cath.
That’s weird man!
Now if you don’t mind… I have research to do.
::Eyes widen at amputee porn:::
They got the whole thing in?!
Whoa….
Can neither confirm nor deny .
Clipsal 500 good times. Holden or ford?
The Nurse Who Loved Me
I'm taking her home, with me
all dressed in white
I don't want to share all
but this I will say
I fucked a nurse, once or
we might, have made love twice..
She had a Vampire fetish
my neck, still sore at the thought
Should have seen
the marks, I left on her back
For I let the Leopard out
she stuck a catheter in
drunk deep, my blood
Say hello
She acts just like
the nurse
with all the other guys
I have a habit of attracting those types. I'm a good boy and before you know it. Swedish midget porn and amputated porn is a thing. Like the thermodynamic rule of porn.
What?!
::closes Swedish Midget and Amputated Porn browser windows::
Omg.
Where is the sex thread?! We had one where we admitted the weirdest bedroom shit. Styx was in a porno and I did it on a kayak and… you had a vampire.
I had a cutter once. Opened a couple of scars in my legs and thumbprint painted me… but not a freakin cath.
That’s weird man!
Now if you don’t mind… I have research to do.
::Eyes widen at amputee porn:::
They got the whole thing in?!
Whoa….
I had a research partner for a year who was a farter. Like she just ripped ass all day.
Now. I’m a motherfucking lady so I don’t DO that.
But when someone shits their pants in front of me, I laugh. I can’t help it.
First time this bitch filled her socks around me I started laughing hysterically. I was new. She was smart. I was excited to work with her.
She farts and says “Social Contract.”
Not excuse me.
Not …. Whoops.
And resumes speaking.
I died laughing and she was so offended I had to be talked to by my advisor. During which I laughed again.
The social contract is when we overlook some public faux pas. Like we are supposed to ignore yoga farts. (I will laugh if you cut cheese in downward dog). We are supposed to ignore grocery store stank clouds. We abide by the social contract and carry on….
I never learned as much control as I did that year. Bitch just farted. Just… farted all the time, all over. And none of us were allowed to laugh.
Now. I’m a motherfucking lady so I don’t DO that.
But when someone shits their pants in front of me, I laugh. I can’t help it.
First time this bitch filled her socks around me I started laughing hysterically. I was new. She was smart. I was excited to work with her.
She farts and says “Social Contract.”
Not excuse me.
Not …. Whoops.
And resumes speaking.
I died laughing and she was so offended I had to be talked to by my advisor. During which I laughed again.
The social contract is when we overlook some public faux pas. Like we are supposed to ignore yoga farts. (I will laugh if you cut cheese in downward dog). We are supposed to ignore grocery store stank clouds. We abide by the social contract and carry on….
I never learned as much control as I did that year. Bitch just farted. Just… farted all the time, all over. And none of us were allowed to laugh.
Betty said:I had a research partner for a year who was a farter. Like she just ripped ass all day.
Now. I’m a motherfucking lady so I don’t DO that.
But when someone shits their pants in front of me, I laugh. I can’t help it.
First time this bitch filled her socks around me I started laughing hysterically. I was new. She was smart. I was excited to work with her.
She farts and says “Social Contract.”
Not excuse me.
Not …. Whoops.
And resumes speaking.
I died laughing and she was so offended I had to be talked to by my advisor. During which I laughed again.
The social contract is when we overlook some public faux pas. Like we are supposed to ignore yoga farts. (I will laugh if you cut cheese in downward dog). We are supposed to ignore grocery store stank clouds. We abide by the social contract and carry on….
I never learned as much control as I did that year. Bitch just farted. Just… farted all the time, all over. And none of us were allowed to laugh.
Maybe she had Crohn's Disease...?? I live with 3 of them. We laugh a lot. Farts are funny, dammit!
We have also gone through many seasons of having vials of shit stored in our freezer - research studies. When you have a family where 3 of the 5 members have Crohn's (and two of them are twins), they want to inspect EVERYBODY'S shit. All. The. Time.
The shit tubes nestled in quite nicely next to the frozen mice for the pet snake. Our freezer was a horror show.
Now. I’m a motherfucking lady so I don’t DO that.
But when someone shits their pants in front of me, I laugh. I can’t help it.
First time this bitch filled her socks around me I started laughing hysterically. I was new. She was smart. I was excited to work with her.
She farts and says “Social Contract.”
Not excuse me.
Not …. Whoops.
And resumes speaking.
I died laughing and she was so offended I had to be talked to by my advisor. During which I laughed again.
The social contract is when we overlook some public faux pas. Like we are supposed to ignore yoga farts. (I will laugh if you cut cheese in downward dog). We are supposed to ignore grocery store stank clouds. We abide by the social contract and carry on….
I never learned as much control as I did that year. Bitch just farted. Just… farted all the time, all over. And none of us were allowed to laugh.
Maybe she had Crohn's Disease...?? I live with 3 of them. We laugh a lot. Farts are funny, dammit!
We have also gone through many seasons of having vials of shit stored in our freezer - research studies. When you have a family where 3 of the 5 members have Crohn's (and two of them are twins), they want to inspect EVERYBODY'S shit. All. The. Time.
The shit tubes nestled in quite nicely next to the frozen mice for the pet snake. Our freezer was a horror show.
brokentitanium said:
Maybe she had Crohn's Disease...?? I live with 3 of them. We laugh a lot. Farts are funny, dammit!
We have also gone through many seasons of having vials of shit stored in our freezer - research studies. When you have a family where 3 of the 5 members have Crohn's (and two of them are twins), they want to inspect EVERYBODY'S shit. All. The. Time.
The shit tubes nestled in quite nicely next to the frozen mice for the pet snake. Our freezer was a horror show.
You… have freezer shit?!
I…
I’m at a loss for words.
Freezer shits…
Omg…
Forgive me for not eating the pudding pops when you invite me over.
Maybe she had Crohn's Disease...?? I live with 3 of them. We laugh a lot. Farts are funny, dammit!
We have also gone through many seasons of having vials of shit stored in our freezer - research studies. When you have a family where 3 of the 5 members have Crohn's (and two of them are twins), they want to inspect EVERYBODY'S shit. All. The. Time.
The shit tubes nestled in quite nicely next to the frozen mice for the pet snake. Our freezer was a horror show.
You… have freezer shit?!
I…
I’m at a loss for words.
Freezer shits…
Omg…
Forgive me for not eating the pudding pops when you invite me over.
Carpe_Noctem said:
Can neither confirm nor deny .
Clipsal 500 good times. Holden or ford?
The Nurse Who Loved Me
I'm taking her home, with me
all dressed in white
I don't want to share all
but this I will say
I fucked a nurse, once or
we might, have made love twice..
She had a Vampire fetish
my neck, still sore at the thought
Should have seen
the marks, I left on her back
For I let the Leopard out
she stuck a catheter in
drunk deep, my blood
Say hello
She acts just like
the nurse
with all the other guys
I have a habit of attracting those types. I'm a good boy and before you know it. Swedish midget porn and amputated porn is a thing. Like the thermodynamic rule of porn.
I’m a contrarian and have no dog in the race, so I always barrack Ford because 90% of the people I know are die-hard Holden
Well my friend you can keep vampira im out at drinking blood because that’s dangerous
Can neither confirm nor deny .
Clipsal 500 good times. Holden or ford?
The Nurse Who Loved Me
I'm taking her home, with me
all dressed in white
I don't want to share all
but this I will say
I fucked a nurse, once or
we might, have made love twice..
She had a Vampire fetish
my neck, still sore at the thought
Should have seen
the marks, I left on her back
For I let the Leopard out
she stuck a catheter in
drunk deep, my blood
Say hello
She acts just like
the nurse
with all the other guys
I have a habit of attracting those types. I'm a good boy and before you know it. Swedish midget porn and amputated porn is a thing. Like the thermodynamic rule of porn.
I’m a contrarian and have no dog in the race, so I always barrack Ford because 90% of the people I know are die-hard Holden
Well my friend you can keep vampira im out at drinking blood because that’s dangerous
Nevermindthegaps said:
I’m a contrarian and have no dog in the race, so I always barrack Ford because 90% of the people I know are die-hard Holden
Well my friend you can keep vampira im out at drinking blood because that’s dangerous
I’m super traumatized form looking up mahogany canoe and was terrified to look up Ford and Holden… sounds like it could stain my brain.
But no. Just a weird Aussie thing about cars.
Well played gentleman.
#Weird
I’m a contrarian and have no dog in the race, so I always barrack Ford because 90% of the people I know are die-hard Holden
Well my friend you can keep vampira im out at drinking blood because that’s dangerous
I’m super traumatized form looking up mahogany canoe and was terrified to look up Ford and Holden… sounds like it could stain my brain.
But no. Just a weird Aussie thing about cars.
Well played gentleman.
#Weird
