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Posted: 28th October 2015 8:02am
Edited: 28th October 2015 8:02am
Zazzles
Zazzles
Broomie
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cheesa said:Zazzle got me bedazzled
Head full of filth
Mind dirtier than a pigs trotter
Why's there a teepee in my pants
Shouldn't really do this on the motorway .

Lmao don't crash!
I can see the headlines now,
For shame for shame
You better concentrate!
Ps is that your cock in my hand?

Posted: 28th October 2015 8:02am
cheesa
cheesa
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Raise a toast
Toast is bread
Bread can't get you drunk
Otherwise ide make a sandwich

Posted: 28th October 2015 8:04am
cheesa
cheesa
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Cock in hand
Really noway to answer the door
Do come in
Leave your clothes next to mine

Posted: 28th October 2015 8:05am
cheesa
cheesa
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Zazzle I'm a dr
Lie down
Let me inject
No no no
It really does work better when swalloed

Posted: 28th October 2015 8:07am
Zazzles
Zazzles
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Everything's better with chedda
But I prefer swiss on my toast
Pass the chees a, would ya bloke!

Posted: 28th October 2015 8:09am
cheesa
cheesa
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Cheese on toast
Cheese an pineapple
Cheese goes with anything
That's why pizzas are so good

Posted: 28th October 2015 8:10am
Zazzles
Zazzles
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cheesa said:Zazzle I'm a dr
Lie down
Let me inject
No no no
It really does work better when swalloed

Dr dr please save me
For i am lost
Somebody robbed my breath
Mints!@

Posted: 28th October 2015 8:17am
cheesa
cheesa
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Open wide
Say arrrrr
For atleast 10 to 15 minutes
Better give you a check up
Again tomorrow

Posted: 28th October 2015 8:17am
Zazzles
Zazzles
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There once was a young man from UK ,
Who thought it was fun so he played
When he sliped on a peal
It made a big deal
But made zazzles smile all day.

Posted: 28th October 2015 8:24am
cheesa
cheesa
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A girl from USA
Makes me thank god I'm not gay
Gives me something to think about
What's all this white stuff coming out

Posted: 28th October 2015 8:29am
Zazzles
Zazzles
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Whip cream
Top my shepperds pie lol
I think i might die
But incase i can still fly
Wanna try ?

Posted: 28th October 2015 10:13am
Edited: 28th October 2015 10:14am
poet Anonymous
crazy eights by the pound

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Posted: 28th October 2015 10:17am
poet Anonymous
Bink bonk boink blink blank
fart squeal snort cough gasp sigh groan
yawn tsk tsk Achoo!


(A senryu, titled You Shouldn't Have )

Posted: 28th October 2015 10:49am
cheesa
cheesa
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Sat in a van
I'm a passenger
Its uncomfortable
I'm hungry

Posted: 28th October 2015 11:59am
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