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Poetry competition CLOSED 31st October 2015 6:57am
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aarti
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RUNNERS-UP: Zazzles and cheesa

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Unimaginative poetry

Posted: 28th October 2015 3:04am
Zazzles
Zazzles
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kids cry for mommy which is across the street drinking beer looking like a deer stuck in a headlight👀
With her big head
she's gross!

Posted: 28th October 2015 3:07am
Edited: 28th October 2015 3:07am
Zazzles
Zazzles
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Had kids for a paycheck
She collects
what a letch
Fucking biatch!

Posted: 28th October 2015 3:17am
Zazzles
Zazzles
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 There once was a man from Nantucket
for a dime he said you can suck it
With a twist of my wand,
Poof he was gone
and the rest will eat ice cream
and cake.

Posted: 28th October 2015 5:28am
cheesa
cheesa
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Watsapp Facebook
What can we cook
Google twitter
Who gives a fuck
Winner winner
Chicken dinner
Mental mental
Chicken oriental

Posted: 28th October 2015 5:37am
cheesa
cheesa
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Spoke on a message
Now I'm aroused
Wank bank full
Cock in hand
I'm british

Posted: 28th October 2015 5:39am
cheesa
cheesa
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My dog slept with my wife
Now I make my child sit before feeding him
Should have saw it coming
Dam bulldogs a stud
And my wife's a bitch

Posted: 28th October 2015 6:08am
Zazzles
Zazzles
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Lol Cheesa

Posted: 28th October 2015 6:12am
Zazzles
Zazzles
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The tastiest treat is forbidding fruit
till the flies come and kill the mood
I brought a fly swatter and an old boot....

Posted: 28th October 2015 7:24am
highwaytohell
highwaytohell
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1000 points to zazzles and cheesa! Wooooh! nice work

Posted: 28th October 2015 7:27am
Zazzles
Zazzles
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highwaytohell said:1000 points to zazzles and cheesa! Wooooh! nice work
Woot woot sweet HTH thanks!

Zazzles pinches Cheesa!

Posted: 28th October 2015 7:34am
Edited: 28th October 2015 7:44am - edited 2 times
Zazzles
Zazzles
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cheesa said:Spoke on a message
Now I'm aroused
Wank bank full
Cock in hand
I'm british


And Just cause i like chees a*
it dont mean I'm a rat
I love bangers and mash😽
More pork sausages please!
Nyc brat!!!

Posted: 28th October 2015 7:45am
cheesa
cheesa
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Love your work zazzle

Posted: 28th October 2015 7:47am
cheesa
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It's raining
I'm wet
Why are I naked
Left my coat with my pants
Sorry I just love your mom
Didn't expect your dad to pull up

Posted: 28th October 2015 7:50am
Edited: 28th October 2015 7:53am
Zazzles
Zazzles
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Ditto!

zazzles trips Cheesa
But catches him when he falls
Cops a cheap feel
Oh well balls to the wall!

Posted: 28th October 2015 7:53am
Edited: 28th October 2015 7:56am
cheesa
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Zazzle got me bedazzled
Head full of filth
Mind dirtier than a pigs trotter
Why's there a teepee in my pants
Shouldn't really do this on the motorway

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