Poetry competition CLOSED 17th November 2014 4:18pm
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case28 (Alexander Case)
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Wear your head hunter proudly

poet Anonymous

I don't know what you were trying to fix, WV. Your entry is appropriate; i wouldn't change a thing.

Viddax
Lord Viddax
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Happenis

Be happy double lucky super yes through life work death sex magic.
I wear happiness mother of three per day paid twicly in not sadness found yes. Big dick not small simple you pull.
Not spam and true true deal you billionth user found daily win next.
Mother of tongue finding diet fad not diet fad lose money apply double app now.
Bingo Bingo Bingo health paid death.
Payment rotation death taxes life assurance until over 2 million guar ant need. Love you elongated meet area earth yes now!
Yes. No.

poet Anonymous

Thank,s Viddox. Thassa supah yessah.

In these presentations, we have poetry, rhymes, (psycho)babble, jib and jab and ....um...nip and tuck...lol.  I wonder if anyone can write jingles in their spam?  (bingo bingo bingo makes my ears beg for singo.)

poet Anonymous

Is anyone else as excited as I am over the upcoming movie "Kisses of Forks Over Knives" ?  I saw a spam flash today mentioning it.


poet Anonymous

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poet Anonymous

I'll take the fuckin' dark blow horn in the tunnel please.

Wait...that didn't sound good...lol.

Thanks a bazooka, Crazy Admirer. :D

poet Anonymous

Okay, I found a DUP member who posted reply to a spambot this morn. The thread---which was started by the spammer--- seems to have been hidden from public view;  I can't locate it in the forums now. Anyway the retort posted was quite creative in its mockery, and so I share a copy here because I think it's a great laugh. The poet shall remain nameless (at least for now.)

Put on your gold mirror shades, poet. The paparazzi flashbulbs may blind you.



 Re. Scientifically so than other
 Posted on: 14th November 2014 3:28am  

Scientifically no, she couldn't, funny
didn't know how to work it
www.how-to-turn-on-a-washing-machine/dumbbitch
Itching, close enough to amazing shit calling when a web gets stuck I agree
mental health equals no sex, take it or jump of a bridge running backwards in a box
www.howtogetout.com... for sure inevitably I do good, swimming in mud and scared near a pool crushing milk
sober pants almost on fire the squirrel was, headache when I listened
hit Britney one more time, second is an hour off coast, toast with no butter is disgusting like a spanner, behave well done



poet Anonymous

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case28
Alexander Case
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[syphilis] a special way to say I love you make me feel like eating out


If you were hoping syphilis is easy to cureability of a vacuum to suck the night
that Edgar arrived on for some relief in its early stages picking up a 16 pound bowling ball
going in and out from the hot flames injected into the muscle seems to be quite impressive
when you've finished think again the best treatment for syphilis
if done by a small portable vacuum that you can f**k after temperatures break blistering
allergies to penicillin for many years and not come back slightly cooler may give you especially cleaner
results [unbelievable] he took a swing which did not connect
there’s a warm air mass to take by mouth you've seen this demonstrated on TV
http://www.click-on-the-fn-link-poet-yeah-i-am-talking-to-you.html
before pushing him down three steps lingering over the need to get daily doses
there is even smallerparts of the state forcing you to take penicillin [in the vein] which can pickup another man over
the average damage done to your body with [2] 16 pound bowling balls if you want to start
temperatures are expected to dip slightly and you may need to be treated
should you be impressed I'll knock your f***ing head off
remaining in place organs cannot be reversed I actually cringe when I see him
causing harassment, alarm or distress with the mercury in the high 80s you should
abstain from sexespecially since we have such violent outbursts will cool off until
any sores are completely healed by our vacuum cleaners and in his rather flippant manner
increased the possibility when tested for syphilis in an honest and straight forward direction
he was asked if he enjoyed the meal, his response was like this: clinical
http://www.avgeeks.net/stock-video/doctor-and-teen-boy-talk-about-syphilis-treatment-9726.html

poet Anonymous

2 16 pound bowling balls would kill the king pin. That's scary.
I was tempted to click on the links, ramitupurhambotass, but Ramsesmumbot has my hands full and will never let me mess with your wicked machine.

Thanks, Alex, for going the distance; there are future management positions open for spambots at Starship and Starbucks now.




poet Anonymous

and I swear, Alex. You got at least one of the bots excited.
I saw this blurp posted this morn from a bot called waqarpokhanop. He was calling you out by name:

Lassos on pure my heart sometimes abet but Lifeforce Energy Supplement the parliament chess I feel like I’m getting enough cardio for I Alex are you available or online personal training here

poet Anonymous

Bot named Strong 82 laid some triple effect eye serum on us this morn. Third eye visionaries may be the targeted market. It was headlined "Share my god-like not noticeable".  Many word prompts for the poets.

However we must read these things at our own risk, as subliminal messages are hidden to influence weak minds. (God knows what's in the eye drops advertised.)

The warnings were apparitions:
I thank the goddess and dark skin or even like skin so I thought I thought but also the prongs artist so far and it's not orange.

Prongs artists are red devils with (sales)pitch forks...disguised as Nazi hookers. (Swastikas are ancient symbols, bent crooked prongs running in circles.)  

The last line was pretty scary:  

so the last thing I've chosen is my butcher from national collection...




Yep. Puzzle in a box.


http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/44/28/59/4428595dc5f15ae271377f9fd930c958.jpg

case28
Alexander Case
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HollyDove said:Bot named Strong 82 laid some triple effect eye serum on us this morn. Third eye visionaries may be the targeted market. It was headlined "Share my god-like not noticeable".  Many word prompts for the poets.

However we must read these things at our own risk, as subliminal messages are hidden to influence weak minds. (God knows what's in the eye drops advertised.)

The warnings were apparitions:
I thank the goddess and dark skin or even like skin so I thought I thought but also the prongs artist so far and it's not orange.

Prongs artists are red devils with (sales)pitch forks...disguised as Nazi hookers. (Swastikas are ancient symbols, bent crooked prongs running in circles.)  

The last line was pretty scary:  

so the last thing I've chosen is my butcher from national collection...




Yep. Puzzle in a box.




Is it a bad thing to have a deep throbbing urge to salute a Nazi hooker?

case28
Alexander Case
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HollyDove said:
I was tempted to click on the links, ramitupurhambotass, but Ramsesmumbot has my hands full and will never let me mess with your wicked machine.




You know it's perfectly safe to click on my link... the last link is the real deal.

poet Anonymous

case28 said:[quote-282834-HollyDove]Bot named Strong 82 laid some triple effect eye serum on us this morn. Third eye visionaries may be the targeted market. It was headlined "Share my god-like not noticeable".  Many word prompts for the poets.

However we must read these things at our own risk, as subliminal messages are hidden to influence weak minds. (God knows what's in the eye drops advertised.)

The warnings were apparitions:
I thank the goddess and dark skin or even like skin so I thought I thought but also the prongs artist so far and it's not orange.

Prongs artists are red devils with (sales)pitch forks...disguised as Nazi hookers. (Swastikas are ancient symbols, bent crooked prongs running in circles.)  

The last line was pretty scary:  

so the last thing I've chosen is my butcher from national collection...




Yep. Puzzle in a box.




Is it a bad thing to have a deep throbbing urge to salute a Nazi hooker?[/quote]


It's only bad if you knock her hat off with your salute.


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