Poetry competition CLOSED 16th May 2014 7:00pm
WINNER
JAZZMANOR
JAZZMANOR
Obama
honestly i hate obama
for killing thousands of civillians worldwide
chosing the old "terrorist" claim to hide
for destroying the basic principle of privacy
hes the biggest criminal i can see
but
what i see in this thread
is racial hate veiled
veiled to resemble justified critisicism
dissatifaction
anger
failure
of a man who in all honesty has failed in some ways
he inherited a disillusioned union some say
bush killed the economy
so most of the things i read here is crap to me
plain to see
how this came to be
a blackman rulling the states for two terms is bound to go down awfully
for all rednecks out there
oh and yeah he does not want to take away your guns. He just wants to regulate them so that psychos dont go into schools killing innocent lives. After which you will blame his regime for insecurity. Ignorance is bliss so am pretty sure those against obama wont let their brain do the thinking for them.
for killing thousands of civillians worldwide
chosing the old "terrorist" claim to hide
for destroying the basic principle of privacy
hes the biggest criminal i can see
but
what i see in this thread
is racial hate veiled
veiled to resemble justified critisicism
dissatifaction
anger
failure
of a man who in all honesty has failed in some ways
he inherited a disillusioned union some say
bush killed the economy
so most of the things i read here is crap to me
plain to see
how this came to be
a blackman rulling the states for two terms is bound to go down awfully
for all rednecks out there
oh and yeah he does not want to take away your guns. He just wants to regulate them so that psychos dont go into schools killing innocent lives. After which you will blame his regime for insecurity. Ignorance is bliss so am pretty sure those against obama wont let their brain do the thinking for them.
even with regulation that cant stop people from shooting up schools. if you take the guns or regulate them it wot work against criminals. take our guns away and only criminals and government will have them. not a good spot to be in in my opinion
you are missing the point by a mile...there is no "taking away of guns" by the government. They just want to make sure every american has their right to bear arms in a more transparent way, thus reducing chances of the population living in fear of just about anyone buying a gun and killing people....
FPulver said:Well let's get one think straight, he is not a black man or just a white man, he is mixed so let's get the racial bashing off of here.
I do not care for him because of his back lashing promises.
Since this poetry competition seems to have turned into a prose discussion, let me say to Mr. Pulver that your argument that Obama is not black but mixed-race is, if I may use another colour expression, a red herring. You know as well as I do that Obama has always been hailed as 'America's first black president', and that many of those who dislike him don't care about the nuances of whether he's 'black' or 'mixed-race' - as far as they're concerned he's black, and that's the main reason they dislike him. All the stuff about being weak and making bad decisions and bringing about the downfall of the USA is just obfuscation: they don't like him because he's black (as I said in my poem).
I do not care for him because of his back lashing promises.
Since this poetry competition seems to have turned into a prose discussion, let me say to Mr. Pulver that your argument that Obama is not black but mixed-race is, if I may use another colour expression, a red herring. You know as well as I do that Obama has always been hailed as 'America's first black president', and that many of those who dislike him don't care about the nuances of whether he's 'black' or 'mixed-race' - as far as they're concerned he's black, and that's the main reason they dislike him. All the stuff about being weak and making bad decisions and bringing about the downfall of the USA is just obfuscation: they don't like him because he's black (as I said in my poem).
Thanks Zinger; it was fascinating seeing how others view Obama and how that fuels their poetry. Two 2 term presidents that generated a great deal of antipathy from the opposition. Love to see a less polarizing occupant in 2016 but with the current front runners, the chance of that happening is very low...
Anonymous
kriticool said:
...
Couldn’t cope...but Barry,
he brought the hope; the straight dope
Coming in from behind that 8-ball
Remember that fall? We faked tall unless you forgot
Naw, YOU remember. But now it’s like whatever and
some are willing to sever...A few too many
You know, they’ll always say never
Saying he’s just too cool; just too clever
This son of a Kenyan-a Kansan-
some type of Hawaiian, a-Chi-town-Marxist
this elitist-Indonesian
Never ever will he please ’em
Yet he is.. That One
Wherein the facts? The facts are still one
Barry, him wanting to get'r done
Where he’s all about that American Freedom
More so than you, me or them…
Yet it’s him sitting on that world stage; tell us
how does one engage;
the serious surprise of the son rise
it’s what he do…all true
Where he’s thought to be not quite ripe
Not the right type, a joke debatable
yet the progress is not… but Barry
yeah, he’s still hot...this Savior
The one they color as colored
Coloring him as a communist, a socialist
a far-left-winged opportunist
Said to be the one totally out of his element
Unable to work a worthwhile settlement
him or his foes; but that’s how it goes
the way of the pathos; the commission of The Savior
leaving us all undone with our worsening behavior
So grip up your grief; save yourself the labor
Barry is who he is and no worse than your neighbor
...
I like this one.
...
Couldn’t cope...but Barry, he brought the hope; the straight dope
Coming in from behind that 8-ball
Remember that fall? We faked tall unless you forgot
Naw, YOU remember. But now it’s like whatever and
some are willing to sever...A few too many
You know, they’ll always say never
Saying he’s just too cool; just too clever
This son of a Kenyan-a Kansan-
some type of Hawaiian, a-Chi-town-Marxist
this elitist-Indonesian
Never ever will he please ’em
Yet he is.. That One
Wherein the facts? The facts are still one
Barry, him wanting to get'r done
Where he’s all about that American Freedom
More so than you, me or them…
Yet it’s him sitting on that world stage; tell us
how does one engage;
the serious surprise of the son rise
it’s what he do…all true
Where he’s thought to be not quite ripe
Not the right type, a joke debatable
yet the progress is not… but Barry
yeah, he’s still hot...this Savior
The one they color as colored
Coloring him as a communist, a socialist
a far-left-winged opportunist
Said to be the one totally out of his element
Unable to work a worthwhile settlement
him or his foes; but that’s how it goes
the way of the pathos; the commission of The Savior
leaving us all undone with our worsening behavior
So grip up your grief; save yourself the labor
Barry is who he is and no worse than your neighbor
...
I like this one.
Anonymous
I've got the power.
Anonymous
The Obama Singalong Song
The reason your Daddy abandoned your family
Is because Barack fucked your Mama
It's all his fault and if it weren't for him
Fox wouldn't have canceled Futurama
Obama, Obama
He's the one who is making you pay
For everything in your home that you don't want
Obama, Obama
He's the one turning your nation gay
He even stopped children from writing in cursive font
There wasn't enough milk for your Cocoa Puffs
And the toy was missing from the box
That's why your on the Internets now posting in huffs,
Michelle Obama sucks dirty rich cocks
Obama this, Obama that
He's the one that ran over your cat
Obama here, Obama there
He's to blame for that stain in your underwear
Obama, Obama
He's the one playing golf
Forcing taxpayers to be his caddy
Obama, Obama
He's the one who fucked your Mama
And now you miss your Daddy
Obama, Obama
For better or worse
Please feel free to add a verse
Don't hold back - shout, rail and curse
And blame him for all your setbacks and failures
I slipped and fell and broke my ass
When someone wished Obamacare would pass
And now that my rump is in a sling
I feel the overwhelming urge to sing
Obama, Obama
If it wasn't for you and your smart ass jokes
We'd still be owners of those islands in the Bearing Sea
And even though that was proven to be a hoax
I still believe every email forwarded to me
Obama, Obama
I feel enraged every time I hear
You taking credit for single handedly killing Osama
It pisses me off to no end that here
I spend my life being a drama llama
Obama this, Obama that
He's the reason my tires are bald and flat
Obama here, Obama there
Everywhere
An Obamascare
Obama Twenty-Four forward slash Seven all the time
Whilst you suffer as he luxuriously vacations on the taxpayer's dime
I rhyme
And rather badly at it too
If only
There had been a greater turnout
For McCain and Palin
From there on out
It surely
Would have been
Smooth sailin'
But now we're stuck with that awful Muslim
How can one afford to trust him?
Obama, Obama
Because of your policies
My car overheated, engine threw a rod
When I hailed for a cab, it drove on by
I was racially profiled, Hmmm, how odd
But I know damn well it was your fault, Obama
Your the cause of everything that goes wrong
And because Daddy left when you fucked my Mama
I involuntarily break-out in-to s-o-n-g
OBAMA, OBAMA
Your the reason I have crabs
OBAMA, OBAMA
Why my urine streams out in dribs and drabs
OBAMA, OBAMA
Why my toaster burns my toast
OBAMA, OBAMA
You fucked everything up for him and her
All of them and me
From sea to shining sea
From coast to coast
Another verse
As bad as first
You know what time it is?
That's right, Folks
You guessed it
Doodly doot doot
Doodly doot doot
Doodly doot doot
Doodly doot doot
There's a black man living in a white house
Oh, it makes me pissed, but I swear to you
It's not what is seems, I know it sounds bad
But it has nothing to do with me being racist
That's an entirely different story altogether
And only for the ears of my therapist
Now, where do I begin?
Let's start with,
He's the cause of the tumor pressing on my brain
Obama, Obama
The source of all the violence erupting in the Ukraine
Obama, Obama
He's the reason why I'm allergic to hornets, wasps and bees
And as farfetched as it sounds, how else can you explain it?
Why all my clothing smells like cheese
Why did have to go and fuck my Mama?
Obama, Obama
With Michelle right there in the room, cheering you on
Obama, Obama
Without you, my life would be free of so much drama
And every time I saw Oprah on the TV
My pecker wouldn't turn to wood
You thought I was going to say hard on, didn't ya?
Hah! I got you good!
Oh
OH NO
OBAMA, OBAMA
If only you knew how much I hated you
OBAMA, OBAMA
And how much of my life is dedicated to
OBAMA, OBAMA
Dissing you on the Internet every chance I get
You would cer-tain-ly whole-heartedly un-der-stand
It has nothing to do with you being a black man
Living in a white house
White house, there's a black man living in a white house
White house, white house, there's a black man living in a
White house, white house, there's a black man living in a
I'm not racist, ask my therapist, it certainly has nothing to do with you being
A black man living in a white house
La dee da da la dee da da
Doodly doot doot doooooooo
The reason your Daddy abandoned your family
Is because Barack fucked your Mama
It's all his fault and if it weren't for him
Fox wouldn't have canceled Futurama
Obama, Obama
He's the one who is making you pay
For everything in your home that you don't want
Obama, Obama
He's the one turning your nation gay
He even stopped children from writing in cursive font
There wasn't enough milk for your Cocoa Puffs
And the toy was missing from the box
That's why your on the Internets now posting in huffs,
Michelle Obama sucks dirty rich cocks
Obama this, Obama that
He's the one that ran over your cat
Obama here, Obama there
He's to blame for that stain in your underwear
Obama, Obama
He's the one playing golf
Forcing taxpayers to be his caddy
Obama, Obama
He's the one who fucked your Mama
And now you miss your Daddy
Obama, Obama
For better or worse
Please feel free to add a verse
Don't hold back - shout, rail and curse
And blame him for all your setbacks and failures
I slipped and fell and broke my ass
When someone wished Obamacare would pass
And now that my rump is in a sling
I feel the overwhelming urge to sing
Obama, Obama
If it wasn't for you and your smart ass jokes
We'd still be owners of those islands in the Bearing Sea
And even though that was proven to be a hoax
I still believe every email forwarded to me
Obama, Obama
I feel enraged every time I hear
You taking credit for single handedly killing Osama
It pisses me off to no end that here
I spend my life being a drama llama
Obama this, Obama that
He's the reason my tires are bald and flat
Obama here, Obama there
Everywhere
An Obamascare
Obama Twenty-Four forward slash Seven all the time
Whilst you suffer as he luxuriously vacations on the taxpayer's dime
I rhyme
And rather badly at it too
If only
There had been a greater turnout
For McCain and Palin
From there on out
It surely
Would have been
Smooth sailin'
But now we're stuck with that awful Muslim
How can one afford to trust him?
Obama, Obama
Because of your policies
My car overheated, engine threw a rod
When I hailed for a cab, it drove on by
I was racially profiled, Hmmm, how odd
But I know damn well it was your fault, Obama
Your the cause of everything that goes wrong
And because Daddy left when you fucked my Mama
I involuntarily break-out in-to s-o-n-g
OBAMA, OBAMA
Your the reason I have crabs
OBAMA, OBAMA
Why my urine streams out in dribs and drabs
OBAMA, OBAMA
Why my toaster burns my toast
OBAMA, OBAMA
You fucked everything up for him and her
All of them and me
From sea to shining sea
From coast to coast
Another verse
As bad as first
You know what time it is?
That's right, Folks
You guessed it
Doodly doot doot
Doodly doot doot
Doodly doot doot
Doodly doot doot
There's a black man living in a white house
Oh, it makes me pissed, but I swear to you
It's not what is seems, I know it sounds bad
But it has nothing to do with me being racist
That's an entirely different story altogether
And only for the ears of my therapist
Now, where do I begin?
Let's start with,
He's the cause of the tumor pressing on my brain
Obama, Obama
The source of all the violence erupting in the Ukraine
Obama, Obama
He's the reason why I'm allergic to hornets, wasps and bees
And as farfetched as it sounds, how else can you explain it?
Why all my clothing smells like cheese
Why did have to go and fuck my Mama?
Obama, Obama
With Michelle right there in the room, cheering you on
Obama, Obama
Without you, my life would be free of so much drama
And every time I saw Oprah on the TV
My pecker wouldn't turn to wood
You thought I was going to say hard on, didn't ya?
Hah! I got you good!
Oh
OH NO
OBAMA, OBAMA
If only you knew how much I hated you
OBAMA, OBAMA
And how much of my life is dedicated to
OBAMA, OBAMA
Dissing you on the Internet every chance I get
You would cer-tain-ly whole-heartedly un-der-stand
It has nothing to do with you being a black man
Living in a white house
White house, there's a black man living in a white house
White house, white house, there's a black man living in a
White house, white house, there's a black man living in a
I'm not racist, ask my therapist, it certainly has nothing to do with you being
A black man living in a white house
La dee da da la dee da da
Doodly doot doot doooooooo
