Thunder En Tundra

gardenlover said:You need to negotiate this passage to reach the climax

     1.   Enter the vagina before orgasm
     2.   Read this paragraph before reaching the high point of the story
3. Pass this way to reach your destination
4. Go through this experience before the drug kicks in

Have I got the hang of it now?
Haha! Yeah! You've got it! Thanks. Please track your own progress per the R&R. I'm gonna sit back and enjoy the ride now. :)

She enjoyed sex so much her motto was 'Free admission '

Anyone can come in
There is no fee to enter
I admit this of my own free will

Anonymous said:<< post removed >>
Thanks Spin. Vanity never makes a difference.

arortiz73 said:This guy is gone now... Did he get banned or did he elect to delete himself? Does anyone know?

Stop eating all my cream pie!
And hams off the milk, buddy!

I wank it, in my blank it.

I need a post guard at my party.

1. The bollard needs a guard (a bollard sleeve).
2. The mail ("post" as it is known in the UK) needs security.
3. I have a thing for some uniformed person...
4. I (kneed) a post guard. Sign of a good party.
5. A guard is needed at a pole at the party.

Las Cuentas de la Deuda de Masas


Simmering away
grave memories
of love screwing me
over strapped cock;*
swinging from belt,
hanging light beams,
bending from weight
and forces of blown loads.**

I stand in the dark
with broken pride
licking butchered blade
immersed in reckoning.***
Waiting mistress, accounts
emerging from fox den…
ready to exact my payback
and cut a bitch from life.****


Written by Alexander Case*****


*[a] I’m in a state of suppressed anger reflecting on my wife suing me over our BDSM establishment
*{b} slowly evaporating secrets to cleans my mind of pleasures taken wearing dirty jock straps
*[c] slowly aroused by the pleasures of pain experiences being screwed with a strap-on dildo
*[d] reducing a sauce in a pan to fix my hunger, my partner realizes the pan had not been washed from the previous night just as she’s about to place the deboned and bound spatchcock back into the sauce…

**[a] I was hit hard, under the spotlight, trying to break me under pressure from the authorities overbearing weight
**{b} drunk from shots of spirits, light static in smoke, overcome with my depression and the stress of blowing a fortune
**[c] double clutching [swinging from belt whilst masturbating], suspended from an undersize beam that is flexing under my body weight and my addiction to shoot semen
**[d] dazed from a hit [food poisoning], bending over from cramps, knocked off my feet from shitting my pants

***[a] uncertain of my future with my self satisfaction shattered, I lost my edge whilst deep in thought trying to calculate my losses
***{b} I’m standing in the dark with my pride broken in two, stroking my knife blade, plotting my revenge
***[c] I wipe saliva on my penis, like a dog licking his balls to sooth the irritation whilst deep in thought, trying to determine how I got infected with herpes
***[d] I’m hallucinating and have no idea why I’m standing in the middle of a group of lions licking their chops, but I know they’re determining when I’ll be on their menu

****[a] the slut sits in court listening to evidence found at the BDSM establishment… it was time to counter sue the bitch and file for divorce
****{b} my mistress is waiting for a ride as her colleagues leave the accountancy firm... it’s time for execute my revenge and take the bitch out
****[c] the dominatrix is waiting for me, shows me overdue invoices from services I’ve acquired at the brothel... I'm prepared to settle my debts and leave this querulous nagging complaint behind me
****[d] whilst waiting for the nurse to pull out the thermometer that she slyly inserted into my asshole, I remembered why I was here recovering… it was time to be clear with my demands that there is no substitute for hygiene and stop making life a bitch for me

*****[a] alexander case is the author
*****{b} the poet spent literally days deciphering his own poem that took 30 minutes to write
*****[c] the poet still doesn't know what this comp is about and hopes somebody else will explain it to Devilish
*****[d] I seriously think that's a real spider on A.R. head... and you all thought I was a case

 
from mantra to music

year-long phlegm in coats stick within,
daily salty gargles add on to the sterility,
make me hum by your cryptic prescription



from mantra to music– magical spell of relief from ailment/chants of your sacred directives brings in harmony/ expression in an uninhibited mesmerized state to my fullness by your thoughts/ in beloved’s seducing love trap towards climaxing togetherness
year-long phlegm in sticky coats never leave me- respiratory mucous in a throaty disturbance/ Unbroken or unspoken spells of silence, more of a solitude or island-ic personality/ sexually actively secreting the juices yet not mingling with a partner
daily salty gargles add on to the sterility – routine salt gargling acts on the throat germs, making a clear or sterile throat/ self-remedial efforts of keeping oneself sane & busy doesn’t add to the yearned need/ self-sex adds only to the insipidity
make me hum by your cryptic prescription- treat me to a well-being at least by your hint of therapies/ make me sound and singing along with you, your thoughts, your feel by the hidden impulses you might send in/ your impactful codes sent in secrecy are just enough to be orgasmic

I need this explained to me in ghetto terms. I have no idea what i'm doing, =)

Kitty

a poor kitty plundered from behind by a dirty dog with a bone (a) 
Gimme that pussy the scoundrel growls (b)
No you say, then I'll tear your tail up (c)

(a)
1. tired woman screwed doggy style by a cheating asshole with a hard on
2. unsuspecting cat mauled by a stray dog eating in an alley 
3. meager poker winnings robbed by dishonest player with an issue

(b)
1. I wanna fuck right now the bastard commands
2. I want whatever you have cat, right now
3. Give me the cash you bitch ass punk, he snarls

(c) 
1. No! Then I'll fuck you in the ass
2. No, then I'll bite you by the tail
3. No, then I'll kick your ass 

weight on the triple beam

I stepped in that shit because my head was in the clouds. (a)
Now pigeons flock to my stash. (b)
She says, I love you Papi, please come. (c)
Shoot my load and spray them to hear their screams. (d)
Get rid of that piece and just play another. (e) 
All part of the game. (f) 

(a)
1. I walked in dog shit because I wasn't paying attention  
2. I got into this dilemma because I believed in you ... us 
3. I took the pure stuff and crushed it down into glassine wrappers so I could have the American dream 

(b)
1. Birds want me to feed them with crumbs I have hidden 
2. Brainless women want to fuck me for my money
3. Dope fiends flock to my product

(c)
1. My little girl needs me, I have to be at her recital
2. She wants me to climax in her, another baby mama
3. Dope fiend tripping off my product ... loves it and me

* Papi ... A term of the Spanish Caribbean isles like Puerto Rico meaning (1) daddy or father (2) spoken by a women meaning "sweetheart" or lover (3) spoken by a man meaning "bro" - "mate" - "dude"

(d) 
1. Get my product out into the streets for my regulars
2. Orgasm and spray myself on any woman I want
3. Drive by shooting to get rid of the competition

(e)
1. If one foot solider fails he's replaced, easily
2. If a piece of ass disappoints me, get another
3. Get rid of the gun I used in those murders for another 
4. In chess, pieces are sacrificed for position for others

(f)
1. It's all part of life 
2. It's all part of playing these women
3. It's all part of peddling dope 

Thanks LDSP!
You've made it very easy for me to read your entries.

Contestants,
Here's another example of how to conceive your entries and  format them per the R&R-

let's pretend I'm a mob boss, and I take you for a ride-along into my warehouse which is stocked full of drugs. We get out of the truck and you can hear a John Waite album playing over the loud speakers; I point to a corner where some body builder guys are boxing in a ring and say, "Those are my heavy weight pushers." In this context, by this one little phrase, I clearly mean all of the following things:

1.) Those guys sell mass amounts of drugs for me.
R1=1pt.; R2=2pts.; R3=0pts.; R4=0pts.; R5=0pts.
2.) They drive the heavy equipment which pushes my drug loads.
R1=1pt.; R2=2pts.; R3=0pts.; R4=0pts.; R5=0pts.
3.) Those are my thugs who lift a lot of weights.
R1=1pt.; R2=0pts.; R3=0pts.; R4=0pts.; R5=0pts.
4.) Those big guys are my guards and bouncers.
R1=1pt.; R2=0pts.; R3=0pts.; R4=0pts.; R5=0pts.
5.) Those guys are heavyweight competitors.
R1=1pt.; R2=0pts.; R3=0pts.; R4=0pts.; R5=0pts.
6.) Those fags force their John Waite music on everyone.
R1=1pt.; R2=0pts.; R3=0pts.; R4=0pts.; R5=0pts.
7.) Those big guys fuck each other.
R1=1pt.; R2=0pts.; R3=0pts.; R4=0pts.; R5=0pts.

TOTAL=11pts.
Note: This example shows that being a septuple alone doesn't score a lot of points. I'm looking for creativity in this comp., which is my reasoning for setting high point regulations regarding multilingual usage, 4+ transition words, and sinister intent. That being noted, per the R&R, my septuple does set me up to be able to submit SIX MORE ENTRIES!

Thanks everyone, for taking the time and energy to rat your brains on this. There are a lot of unforgettable entries so far, and I'm really enjoying the reads.


THE END DATE HAS BEEN EXTENDED BY ONE WEEK TO ALLOW CONTESTANTS TO FINISH SUBMITTING THEIR REMAINING ENTRIES.

anna_grin said:i quit

+1 even though i never entered
something's really wrong here... this is so alien to me.

arortiz73 said:Thanks LDSP!
You've made it very easy for me to read your entries.

Contestants,
Here's another example of how to conceive your entries and  format them per the R&R-

let's pretend I'm a mob boss, and I take you for a ride-along into my warehouse which is stocked full of drugs. We get out of the truck and you can hear a John Waite album playing over the loud speakers; I point to a corner where some body builder guys are boxing in a ring and say, "Those are my heavy weight pushers." In this context, by this one little phrase, I clearly mean all of the following things:

1.) Those guys sell mass amounts of drugs for me.
R1=1pt.; R2=2pts.; R3=0pts.; R4=0pts.; R5=0pts.
2.) They drive the heavy equipment which pushes my drug loads.
R1=1pt.; R2=2pts.; R3=0pts.; R4=0pts.; R5=0pts.
3.) Those are my thugs who lift a lot of weights.
R1=1pt.; R2=0pts.; R3=0pts.; R4=0pts.; R5=0pts.
4.) Those big guys are my guards and bouncers.
R1=1pt.; R2=0pts.; R3=0pts.; R4=0pts.; R5=0pts.
5.) Those guys are heavyweight competitors.
R1=1pt.; R2=0pts.; R3=0pts.; R4=0pts.; R5=0pts.
6.) Those fags force their John Waite music on everyone.
R1=1pt.; R2=0pts.; R3=0pts.; R4=0pts.; R5=0pts.
7.) Those big guys fuck each other.
R1=1pt.; R2=0pts.; R3=0pts.; R4=0pts.; R5=0pts.

TOTAL=11pts.
Note: This example shows that being a septuple alone doesn't score a lot of points. I'm looking for creativity in this comp., which is my reasoning for setting high point regulations regarding multilingual usage, 4+ transition words, and sinister intent. That being noted, per the R&R, my septuple does set me up to be able to submit SIX MORE ENTRIES!

Thanks everyone, for taking the time and energy to rat your brains on this. There are a lot of unforgettable entries so far, and I'm really enjoying the reads.


THE END DATE HAS BEEN EXTENDED BY ONE WEEK TO ALLOW CONTESTANTS TO FINISH SUBMITTING THEIR REMAINING ENTRIES.

Dude, I just write fucking poetry... I'll call my accountant and get him to make sense of the math and get my lawyer to run through the fine print with me again. I'll be back. [bastard]

She sucked at it till there was nothing left of her dignity and strength, then dumped her juice box in the trash can, crying for another.

All the meanings you can derive from this are my submissions.
i have no idea what i've written.

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fuck this guy... he shouldn't be allowed to host competitions.