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Onliest Choice
When she said, “He’s the one I will wed”
Her momma said, “Girl, use your head!
He’s the kind to avoid
Because he’s unemployed
Best to marry that farm boy instead!"
“But ma, he’s my onliest choice—
Because he’s a man amongst boys!”
Then she showed her ma why
By unzipping his fly
And her momma began to rejoice!
Momma sang, “What a Log! Glory Be!
Precious Lord, it hangs clear to his knees!
That boy’s hung like a bull!”
Then she gave it pull
It took papa to pry her hand free!
Her momma said, “Girl, use your head!
He’s the kind to avoid
Because he’s unemployed
Best to marry that farm boy instead!"
“But ma, he’s my onliest choice—
Because he’s a man amongst boys!”
Then she showed her ma why
By unzipping his fly
And her momma began to rejoice!
Momma sang, “What a Log! Glory Be!
Precious Lord, it hangs clear to his knees!
That boy’s hung like a bull!”
Then she gave it pull
It took papa to pry her hand free!
#sex
#limerick
#funny
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1 Comment
Mans past till now

#redemption
8 reads
3 Comments
Thanksgiving Dinner

#lust
#sex
#dirty
8 reads
2 Comments
Ma's Packin' Heat!
Cause her girl had a figure too sweet
Her ol’ Ma started packin’ some heat
With two barrels at hand
Horny bastards were banned
From gettin’ too close fer a peek!
Poor ol’ Uncle was quite a nice gent
But he couldn’t resist female scent
So she’d tease and she’d flirt
And she’d lift up her skirt
Pussy-whipping the man in torment!
When ol’ Ma overheard lusty giggles
She caught Uncle lickin’ bare nipples
In horror he watched
Ma lift shotgun to crotch—
The blast left him a peckerless cripple!
Her ol’ Ma started packin’ some heat
With two barrels at hand
Horny bastards were banned
From gettin’ too close fer a peek!
Poor ol’ Uncle was quite a nice gent
But he couldn’t resist female scent
So she’d tease and she’d flirt
And she’d lift up her skirt
Pussy-whipping the man in torment!
When ol’ Ma overheard lusty giggles
She caught Uncle lickin’ bare nipples
In horror he watched
Ma lift shotgun to crotch—
The blast left him a peckerless cripple!
#BDSM
#limerick
#funny
8 reads
2 Comments
Bugger All

#BDSM
#rhyming
#funny
8 reads
1 Comment
Seething Rage

#BDSM
#rhyming
#revenge
8 reads
1 Comment
UFO

#ForbiddenLove
9 reads
1 Comment
Rented Cabin part two

#lust
#sex
#erotic #passion
#erotic #passion
9 reads
1 Comment
Game underway Engels vs. 49ers

#lover
#passion
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2 Comments
Shuck and Jive
quatern
To woo her with my shuck and jive
‘Cause all is fair at love and war
I told that girl a pile of lies
To drop her panties on the floor!
Her knickers down, I'm near success
To woo her with my shuck and jive
With honeyed tongue my love profess
While fingers ply her velvet prize
I deeply gaze into her eyes
And whisper what she wants to hear
To woo her with my shuck and jive
And be her pussy's puppeteer
I met my match and took the bait—
She tricked me with my own sex drive
Now pussy-whipped,...
To woo her with my shuck and jive
‘Cause all is fair at love and war
I told that girl a pile of lies
To drop her panties on the floor!
Her knickers down, I'm near success
To woo her with my shuck and jive
With honeyed tongue my love profess
While fingers ply her velvet prize
I deeply gaze into her eyes
And whisper what she wants to hear
To woo her with my shuck and jive
And be her pussy's puppeteer
I met my match and took the bait—
She tricked me with my own sex drive
Now pussy-whipped,...
#sex
#rhyming
#funny #manipulation
#funny #manipulation
9 reads
2 Comments
Yeeow! Ayipioeeay!

#BDSM
#satirical
#funny
9 reads
3 Comments
Cock ask pussy my I enter

#sex
10 reads
0 Comments
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