Popular Poems About Animals

If you want a mink as a pet
You will end up with regret
Unless you get one when it is small
Adult ones can't be domesticated at all
They are aggressive predators of sorts
Never thinking twice before they bite
They'll strike and sometimes even maul
They don't make a safe pet at all

Sometimes she sits on my padfolio
as I am in mid verse composure...
out on the back patio.

But a girl squirrel can't resist my nuts
and I can't say no to anything
that had half of her tail fur torn off.

I call her Fatty but it's mostly tit.
Maybe even a half dozen tits...or more...

I lost count after six.

So I figure she's a single mom,
if that's not too crass a thing to say,
and sometimes she makes off
with one of those extra long peanuts.

You know.

The ones with three instead of...