Regrets from Hell

My retched life was a fucking waste of human space
If only I had done more dirty deeds when I was alive
And rid myself of the pointless sweet nice guy routine
After all it only bought me a one way ticket down to Hell
I shoulda banged more girls without the strings attached
Then I wouldn'ta suffered through all those useless broken hearts
For what I can't imagine since I don't deserve eternal flames
So why be nice, why care at all if I was born to take this fall?
I would have been more greedy and taken without hesitation
I'd've sinned all seven sins and counted them as wins
But now I'm dead and gone to Hell, burning in the fire
For things I never did, but that were my heart's desire