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Posted: 30th May 2016 10:43pm
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LunaLove6963
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If i had the option my muse with me on top

Pie or cake

Posted: 30th May 2016 10:50pm
poet Anonymous
Cake.

You?

Posted: 30th May 2016 11:08pm
LunaLove6963
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Cake

Lefty or righty

Posted: 30th May 2016 11:11pm
headlight_eyes
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righty.

can you list three facts about an octopus?

Posted: 30th May 2016 11:16pm
SatansSperm
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yes...they have green blood...it is copper based..& they bruise very easy

can you name three facts about a penguin?


Posted: 30th May 2016 11:18pm
seekingkate
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No...

Can you name a President, Prime Minister, Leader or wanna be Leader of any country that embodied understanding, insight, compassion, empathy for the population and the world at large...

Posted: 30th May 2016 11:20pm
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lepperochan
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you need two to make an octupie

they can swim

capt Nemo didn't like them



edit :  that guy the Daily Llama

         President of USSR GladUhere Putin


how many bakers make a dozen

Posted: 30th May 2016 11:28pm
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Viddax
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Mahatma Gandhi seems to fit the bill of Leader, at least he was the preeminent leader of the Indian Independence movement. One baker makes a dozen, though that dozen may be one more just in case one gets burnt.

Where is he now?

Posted: 30th May 2016 11:45pm
lepperochan
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i also would have accepted 'every baker in history'  

he went out there days ago for cigarettes

when will he be back ?

Posted: 30th May 2016 11:47pm
SatansSperm
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oh he is not coming back....


does anyone elses birth certificate have an expiration date ?

Posted: 30th May 2016 11:52pm
Viddax
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Of course. Either the person expires making the information archival and historical not contemporary, or the material expires through the actions of the great destroyer Time, or the attention expires and so it ceases to matter: to be of matter and of existence.

Have you listened to 'Huey Lewis And The News'?

Posted: 31st May 2016 00:11am
lepperochan
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at the same time ?   ..I suppose on a slow news day or something

have you




Posted: 31st May 2016 1:22am
poet Anonymous
No frigging clue there.

Woody Allen the actor or the filmmaker?

Posted: 31st May 2016 2:15am
poet Anonymous
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Posted: 31st May 2016 5:05am
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lepperochan
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sounds like he is Trump's special advisor and speech writer.  seems anti-Muslim anti-feminists, has no real grasp of why there's so much poverty and prison among African Americans. I thought his ignorance ans neo-con views took all the funny out of what he tries to joke about.

who, in your opinion are the top three stand up comedians ...like ever





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