NormalGnome

I write short stories and sometimes little comedy poems. I'm trying to focus on a main project at the moment but keep on getting sidetracked by new ideas. I also give Grade D literary advice, and can tell you things about your work that you already know.

I'm not going to call this constructive criticism, because that would imply that I was had something worth listening to, or that I know what the hell I'm talking about. With that said this obviously allows me the ability to say anything I want to about other's works, and not expect to be judged in any way shape or form.

Also, Fuck Walt Whitman, he knows what he did.