I am the world greatest average guy. I excel at normal. mediocre is my goal. My favorite color is white. I live in the middle of the road that's where you will find me sitting on the middle of the fence. My favorite food is toast. Politically I am conservatively Liberal. I have a dog named cat and the cat named dog. If you are reading this then you're weird or bored but, mostly weird. I like weird anybody can fake being normal but being weird has a beauty of this own.