Long Surreal Poems
#surreal
goldenmyst
Poem Published
10th Mar 2025 1:01am
10th Mar 2025 1:01am
Masquerade Ball at Mardi Gras
Masquerade Ball at Mardi Gras
Mr. Baumgartner was an older man with a receding hairline, light complexion, and a thin black mustache like Hitler’s. He was a predator with pale blue eagle eyes. Mr. Baumgartner said, half-jokingly, that if he hadn’t been a writer he would have been president or a messiah.
Mr. Baumgartner stood in the large room that took up the whole side of the house facing the street. He looked at the print of the Mona Lisa, Da Vinci’s perfect woman. Then he looked at his wife and sighed.
His wife had grey hair, wore glasses with coke bottle...
Mr. Baumgartner was an older man with a receding hairline, light complexion, and a thin black mustache like Hitler’s. He was a predator with pale blue eagle eyes. Mr. Baumgartner said, half-jokingly, that if he hadn’t been a writer he would have been president or a messiah.
Mr. Baumgartner stood in the large room that took up the whole side of the house facing the street. He looked at the print of the Mona Lisa, Da Vinci’s perfect woman. Then he looked at his wife and sighed.
His wife had grey hair, wore glasses with coke bottle...
#alcohol
#crush
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#surreal
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goldenmyst
Poem Published
19th Dec 2024 7:34pm
19th Dec 2024 7:34pm
Petals For The Hatter’s Bands
Petals For The Hatter’s Bands
“I’ve outgrown all my sweet sixteen dresses. Being eighteen feels so strange. It is even more peculiar than falling down the rabbit hole when I was but a wee lass.”
“Don’t feel glum my dear. It will feel like a dress tailored just for you in the bat of your eyelashes.”
“Will I still get to visit you here in this wonderland I have come to call home?”
“You will see us when you dream.”
“I hope so. I’d be lost without your tea parties.”
The Hatter says, “Let me go pick the berries that...
“I’ve outgrown all my sweet sixteen dresses. Being eighteen feels so strange. It is even more peculiar than falling down the rabbit hole when I was but a wee lass.”
“Don’t feel glum my dear. It will feel like a dress tailored just for you in the bat of your eyelashes.”
“Will I still get to visit you here in this wonderland I have come to call home?”
“You will see us when you dream.”
“I hope so. I’d be lost without your tea parties.”
The Hatter says, “Let me go pick the berries that...
#dreams
#magic
#surreal
#tea
#women
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missjem56
Poem Published
16th Nov 2024 2:55pm
16th Nov 2024 2:55pm
Very Close Encounters!
I was once propositioned by an alien
She was purple from head, to toe
I knew this, as i think she was naked
That's why i think she was a female of the species
Also, she had very long eyelashes, on all three eyes
How i ended up in the company of aliens
I can't quite fully remember
I was merely walking down a long, and lonely
Dark country lane in the early hours
Earlier that evening
I'd spotted something unnerving
In my local take-away
I was so horrified, i fled from the take-away
At the sight of some UFO'S...
She was purple from head, to toe
I knew this, as i think she was naked
That's why i think she was a female of the species
Also, she had very long eyelashes, on all three eyes
How i ended up in the company of aliens
I can't quite fully remember
I was merely walking down a long, and lonely
Dark country lane in the early hours
Earlier that evening
I'd spotted something unnerving
In my local take-away
I was so horrified, i fled from the take-away
At the sight of some UFO'S...
#aliens
#funny
#sex #surreal
#sex #surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
18th Jul 2024 5:01pm
18th Jul 2024 5:01pm
The Cycloptic Pixie
The mother, was orphaned at a very young age
So knew nothing of her parentage
Or that one of them, was part pixie
And the other, part cyclops
So thus, the inner child within the mothers womb
Was effectively, A one-eyed pixie
This child, also had an inner eye
Ordinarilly referred to as the third eye
But in this case, was the second eye
None of which
Would make little sense, to an average human
As most would have two eyes already
And couldn't comprehend
A cycloptic pixie with an inner eye!
Unfortunately
In the case of...
So knew nothing of her parentage
Or that one of them, was part pixie
And the other, part cyclops
So thus, the inner child within the mothers womb
Was effectively, A one-eyed pixie
This child, also had an inner eye
Ordinarilly referred to as the third eye
But in this case, was the second eye
None of which
Would make little sense, to an average human
As most would have two eyes already
And couldn't comprehend
A cycloptic pixie with an inner eye!
Unfortunately
In the case of...
#funny
#parody
#satirical #surreal
#satirical #surreal
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gothicsurrealism
Daniel Long
Daniel Long
Poem Published
1st Jun 2024 10:25pm
1st Jun 2024 10:25pm
Into a Surrealist’s Utopia
Part 1
The Realm of Realism (Life in a Tomb)
The Path of Uncertainty
I know this path. This is a path that I’ve walked before. It’s a dark one with an indeterminate end. Me, myself and I think there are some things that are just kept better quiet. I don’t want to be quiet anymore. I want to leave this arctic realm of realism, lower my foot into the warm bath water of surrealism, and be home! Here, I am no one. There, I am someone. Oh, how I hate gazing into the mirror. May as well be prison bars between my Utopian realm and this one. I’ll raise my hand to...
The Realm of Realism (Life in a Tomb)
The Path of Uncertainty
I know this path. This is a path that I’ve walked before. It’s a dark one with an indeterminate end. Me, myself and I think there are some things that are just kept better quiet. I don’t want to be quiet anymore. I want to leave this arctic realm of realism, lower my foot into the warm bath water of surrealism, and be home! Here, I am no one. There, I am someone. Oh, how I hate gazing into the mirror. May as well be prison bars between my Utopian realm and this one. I’ll raise my hand to...
#MentalHealth
#surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
13th Mar 2024 3:13pm
13th Mar 2024 3:13pm
Cocooned In Silk
One wild and wintry winter
He ventured to the wood
Guided only by the eerie moonlight
As he reached the spot,where a monster once stood
He called out "Oh monster!"
"Come to me forthwith"
"I wish to make a deal with you"
"That one day you may'st forgive"
He waited upon a mossy bank
Surrounded by frozen leaves
And within a moment of minutes
A loud crunching could be perceived
As he beckoned it even closer
He began to perceive its size
As wide as a felled oak tree ...
He ventured to the wood
Guided only by the eerie moonlight
As he reached the spot,where a monster once stood
He called out "Oh monster!"
"Come to me forthwith"
"I wish to make a deal with you"
"That one day you may'st forgive"
He waited upon a mossy bank
Surrounded by frozen leaves
And within a moment of minutes
A loud crunching could be perceived
As he beckoned it even closer
He began to perceive its size
As wide as a felled oak tree ...
#men
#monsters
#surreal
#witches
#curse
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missjem56
Poem Published
27th Jan 2024 4:48pm
27th Jan 2024 4:48pm
The Fairy's Hornbeam Staircase
I had always wondered about the Hornbeam
That grew within a nearby park
Twas a wondrous magical tree
Especially under the moonlight, and the dark
And one such night i visited it
When the moon was full, and knowing
The fairy dust flew all around
As the tree began a-glowing
And from its base, a staircase formed
All bright, and shiny, and gold
It led up to its highest branches
A deep mystery to unfold
This profound vision, aroused my senses
As i proceeded to its base
And stepped upon the very first step ...
That grew within a nearby park
Twas a wondrous magical tree
Especially under the moonlight, and the dark
And one such night i visited it
When the moon was full, and knowing
The fairy dust flew all around
As the tree began a-glowing
And from its base, a staircase formed
All bright, and shiny, and gold
It led up to its highest branches
A deep mystery to unfold
This profound vision, aroused my senses
As i proceeded to its base
And stepped upon the very first step ...
#dreams
#fairies
#magic #surreal
#magic #surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
30th Sep 2023 2:15pm
30th Sep 2023 2:15pm
Has-Tingings!
Off the beaten track
Away from reality
Twas here
That i first discovered
A different kind of normality
Quizzical, and curious
And full of strange things
Inspired a myriad
Of wild imaginings
Twas the last day of September
Or so i believed
That my wild imaginings
Were originally conceived
I danced the dance Fandango
Dressed up mto the hilt
I espied a flying Scotsman
Playing bagpipes
Whilst wearing a hempen kilt
He claimed to be an alien
From a far, and distant land
And oft spoke in a language ...
Away from reality
Twas here
That i first discovered
A different kind of normality
Quizzical, and curious
And full of strange things
Inspired a myriad
Of wild imaginings
Twas the last day of September
Or so i believed
That my wild imaginings
Were originally conceived
I danced the dance Fandango
Dressed up mto the hilt
I espied a flying Scotsman
Playing bagpipes
Whilst wearing a hempen kilt
He claimed to be an alien
From a far, and distant land
And oft spoke in a language ...
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#surreal
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Trillium
Poem Published
16th Sep 2023 7:04am
16th Sep 2023 7:04am
Dream Logic
#lust
#sex
#dreams #surreal
#dreams #surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
22nd Jul 2023 1:45pm
22nd Jul 2023 1:45pm
The Bloodstone
One fine Summers day
A young girl, aged about eight
Went home, and said to her mother
That she had decided to become invisible
And within a blink of an eye
She disappeared!
Quite naturally
The young girls mother
Was horrified
As she couldn't of imagined
Even in her wildest nightmares
For the briefest moment, of even one solitary second
That her daughter, would literally disappear
Her daughter, meanwhile
Saw this as a great opportunity
To tease her mother
By playing hide, and seek
Without actually telling her ...
A young girl, aged about eight
Went home, and said to her mother
That she had decided to become invisible
And within a blink of an eye
She disappeared!
Quite naturally
The young girls mother
Was horrified
As she couldn't of imagined
Even in her wildest nightmares
For the briefest moment, of even one solitary second
That her daughter, would literally disappear
Her daughter, meanwhile
Saw this as a great opportunity
To tease her mother
By playing hide, and seek
Without actually telling her ...
#scary
#surreal
#horror
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missjem56
Poem Published
29th Jan 2023 4:41pm
29th Jan 2023 4:41pm
Bubble & Squeak
What a strange night!
Firstly
Fairy folk
Feeling forlorn
And seemingly forgotten
Entered my room
From my chimney
Coughing, and spluttering
And covered in coal dust, and cobwebs
Swearing at each other
They were so busy squabbling
They seemed unaware of my presence
Until i coughed, "don't worry" said i
"It's not Covid!"
"I hope you're going to clean up this mess?"
"You come into my flat, uninvited"
"Trash it with dust, and argue!"
With not so much as a by your leave!"
I forgot to mention, and how did i not...
Firstly
Fairy folk
Feeling forlorn
And seemingly forgotten
Entered my room
From my chimney
Coughing, and spluttering
And covered in coal dust, and cobwebs
Swearing at each other
They were so busy squabbling
They seemed unaware of my presence
Until i coughed, "don't worry" said i
"It's not Covid!"
"I hope you're going to clean up this mess?"
"You come into my flat, uninvited"
"Trash it with dust, and argue!"
With not so much as a by your leave!"
I forgot to mention, and how did i not...
#universe
#funny
#fairies
#aliens
#surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
1st Jan 2023 3:20pm
1st Jan 2023 3:20pm
An Awakening In A Cul-De-Sac
The fairies
Sang to me last night
They had gathered upon my balcony
In the middle fae part of the night
Until the middle fae part of pre-dawn
And as i watched
Bewildered by this fantastical sight
I yawned three times
Then rub my blurry eyes
On the oaken table before me
I see the emblem of a golden unicorn
Engraved upon a golden goblet
Within this golden vessel
Lies nectar
That whirls, and swirls
Like a tempest
A tsunami of temptation
At the awaiting golden deluge
That shall pass my willing lips
As i...
Sang to me last night
They had gathered upon my balcony
In the middle fae part of the night
Until the middle fae part of pre-dawn
And as i watched
Bewildered by this fantastical sight
I yawned three times
Then rub my blurry eyes
On the oaken table before me
I see the emblem of a golden unicorn
Engraved upon a golden goblet
Within this golden vessel
Lies nectar
That whirls, and swirls
Like a tempest
A tsunami of temptation
At the awaiting golden deluge
That shall pass my willing lips
As i...
#dreams
#fairies
#surreal
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