Popular Sexy Poems

Agave tingled my tongue
because you
you squished me
until I turned my head
for a proper kiss,
which almost
distracted me
from the giant pink
dildo on my phone screen

Almost.

I clicked next and
shrugged my shoulders
as you nibbled my earlobe
to get you to stop,
so I could resume
the argument

You insisted the original
Hitachi wand was the way to go
and expressed real horror that
I didn’t have one already.

But it was so… plain

I need a sex toy to be ...

Using a razor till I cut myself
What does that tell you
Travel by night
Just to buy eggs
Organic if you must know

Fame was good
Always got good tables in restaurants
On the subway I'm a regular Joe
Writers get away with that
No annoying fans
No autographs or hassles

You're sexy
I'm a thug
It's all good
I wear a wind up watch
Stainless steel
Just like my heart

As I sit down to write,
My mind begins to ignite,
Words flowing from my fingertips,
Creating magic in the midst.

The blank page stares back at me,
Waiting for my creativity,
My thoughts unravel with each stroke,
My emotions becoming unyoked.

I feel my pussy tighten, (ohhh.... Mmmm)
As my words begin to heighten,
The desire to express,
Becomes overwhelming, I confess.

The ink flows freely,
As I write sincerely....

As I write oh nice .... (Yeaaaa...ohhh yes...)
My cookie gets tight ...