Least Read Poems About Food
#food
hackerstacker
Poem Published
15th Nov 2018 3:10pm
15th Nov 2018 3:10pm
outrageous
my slow cooker
#food
17 reads
2 Comments
yelluw_always
Poem Published
29th Jan 2019 3:51am
29th Jan 2019 3:51am
Humpie
I.
a frond a fan a tanline
aroused the pale to gold
to particles to crumble and now
the underside's age of pecks
orders a sweet bird
baked into the crust
to emerge as a merge to rehearsal
on a capping meadow
perking the flowers of hell
humans cobble as a wire act
on the wire, hearses hearing
the deaf deadened by a practice
of pinching the crust
know the birds are pied
senseless simulations
it is possible to pronounce
II.
the lines of a frond pie
the...
a frond a fan a tanline
aroused the pale to gold
to particles to crumble and now
the underside's age of pecks
orders a sweet bird
baked into the crust
to emerge as a merge to rehearsal
on a capping meadow
perking the flowers of hell
humans cobble as a wire act
on the wire, hearses hearing
the deaf deadened by a practice
of pinching the crust
know the birds are pied
senseless simulations
it is possible to pronounce
II.
the lines of a frond pie
the...
#food
#PowerOfWords
18 reads
3 Comments
yelluw_always
Poem Published
11th Feb 2019 5:50am
11th Feb 2019 5:50am
Mason Jar
I’m alright with this.
I’m alright with saying
I can’t.
Help me- open this
jar of jam.
Peaches today?
Yes, I’m quite
alright, just a bit
flushed. Oh,
yes, please-
open a window. Part
the curtains,
unlatch deftly, click, lift.
More fingers,
push up. Ah, yes,
thank you, I can
feel my neck cool
into a lemon rind.
The breeze has
added to your fingers.
Please,
continue- the jar,
I’ll go after
the butter, but let me
watch you
feel the grooves, ...
I’m alright with saying
I can’t.
Help me- open this
jar of jam.
Peaches today?
Yes, I’m quite
alright, just a bit
flushed. Oh,
yes, please-
open a window. Part
the curtains,
unlatch deftly, click, lift.
More fingers,
push up. Ah, yes,
thank you, I can
feel my neck cool
into a lemon rind.
The breeze has
added to your fingers.
Please,
continue- the jar,
I’ll go after
the butter, but let me
watch you
feel the grooves, ...
#food
#sensual
#sex
25 reads
18 Comments
bcpoet
Lawrence
Lawrence
Poem Published
23rd Dec 2024 00:32am
23rd Dec 2024 00:32am
Nobody Died Today
nobody died today so I
could have another meal
no birds were caged or throats were cut,
what is not seen is real
brutality and cruelty
kids taken from their mothers,
the horrors of the slaughterhouse
are not for animal lovers -
nobody died today so I
could steal and wear their skins
no feathers were plucked, no one was trucked
it's now time we begin
to get rid of the fear and panic
which becomes us every time
we ignore the pain and suffering
simply because it's not mine -
nobody died today...
could have another meal
no birds were caged or throats were cut,
what is not seen is real
brutality and cruelty
kids taken from their mothers,
the horrors of the slaughterhouse
are not for animal lovers -
nobody died today so I
could steal and wear their skins
no feathers were plucked, no one was trucked
it's now time we begin
to get rid of the fear and panic
which becomes us every time
we ignore the pain and suffering
simply because it's not mine -
nobody died today...
#food
32 reads
0 Comments
dartford
Paul S...
Paul S...
Poem Published
31st Jan 2025 11:27pm
31st Jan 2025 11:27pm
old drunk bloke in the café says
used to think we’d be undone by our
own cleverness, but then you voted for trump,
and we voted for brexit,
and you voted for trump again,
and I knew it would be stupidity that would
finally kill us ..
own cleverness, but then you voted for trump,
and we voted for brexit,
and you voted for trump again,
and I knew it would be stupidity that would
finally kill us ..
#food
#politics
39 reads
5 Comments
jenny_way
Poem Published
9th Feb 2025 8:07pm
9th Feb 2025 8:07pm
Sometimes I wish I never ate
Sometimes I wish I never ate
Food became pleasure
It’s how I rest
Creeping into the kitchen at 3 am - making a crime
Emptying the fridge, pantry staples
Then pretending innocent when I’m called out
I feel so ashamed that my stomach growls
Maybe it’s a habit to want to eat more?
The resilience of a kind had I had
I’m sure, would not help
I swear to have just a bite
But if I start there’s no stopping
Until I’m full to a state where I can’t move my body
I fall asleep with a thought of
What I’m gonna...
Food became pleasure
It’s how I rest
Creeping into the kitchen at 3 am - making a crime
Emptying the fridge, pantry staples
Then pretending innocent when I’m called out
I feel so ashamed that my stomach growls
Maybe it’s a habit to want to eat more?
The resilience of a kind had I had
I’m sure, would not help
I swear to have just a bite
But if I start there’s no stopping
Until I’m full to a state where I can’t move my body
I fall asleep with a thought of
What I’m gonna...
#dark
#food
40 reads
0 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
23rd Oct 2024 10:00am
23rd Oct 2024 10:00am
Milch Cow
Lowing
cows,
low
pitch
Across
the
misty
meadows
Ghostly
bovine
bitch.......
by Jemia
cows,
low
pitch
Across
the
misty
meadows
Ghostly
bovine
bitch.......
by Jemia
#animals
#fate
#food #sadness
#food #sadness
47 reads
0 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
17th Dec 2024 6:09pm
17th Dec 2024 6:09pm
The Marmite Monster
The Marmite monster
Sometimes leaves
Their sticky footprints
In my hair!
And sometimes
Seemingly everywhere!
But where i like
This Marmite monster most
Is when he's crept
Across my toast!
by Jemia
Sometimes leaves
Their sticky footprints
In my hair!
And sometimes
Seemingly everywhere!
But where i like
This Marmite monster most
Is when he's crept
Across my toast!
by Jemia
#food
#funny
#monsters #satirical
#monsters #satirical
48 reads
0 Comments
PittinixDesigns
Poem Published
3rd Jan 2025 2:03am
3rd Jan 2025 2:03am
Bad Brokn Pickiney
(Patois)
Sohm bad brokn pickiney lef dehn yaad a nite ahn kom a mi gietwiay fi mek up nize.
Awl di wile di hungry belly hulligan dem kom ya wid dem nahsi niegah style.
Di woklis gyal ahn bwoy dem heng out pahn di ruodside huol nite an chat nansense.
Di nizy-nizy pickiney dem noh respeck di peeple dem oo live roun ya.
Mi noh nuo weh mek dem pierence low dem fi goh pan di ruod lakka leggo beese.
Di ooman oo run di shap cliem sey shi a cristian, yet shi supuot dehn slacknis.
Shi hawba di parasite dem out ya caw shi wahn dem fi buy tings inna...
Sohm bad brokn pickiney lef dehn yaad a nite ahn kom a mi gietwiay fi mek up nize.
Awl di wile di hungry belly hulligan dem kom ya wid dem nahsi niegah style.
Di woklis gyal ahn bwoy dem heng out pahn di ruodside huol nite an chat nansense.
Di nizy-nizy pickiney dem noh respeck di peeple dem oo live roun ya.
Mi noh nuo weh mek dem pierence low dem fi goh pan di ruod lakka leggo beese.
Di ooman oo run di shap cliem sey shi a cristian, yet shi supuot dehn slacknis.
Shi hawba di parasite dem out ya caw shi wahn dem fi buy tings inna...
#children
#food
#hypocrisy
#night
#zombies
52 reads
0 Comments
dartford
Paul S...
Paul S...
Poem Published
5th Feb 2025 00:18am
5th Feb 2025 00:18am
why he went to the pub
went to the café
but the sign on the door said it
had closed for lunch
but the sign on the door said it
had closed for lunch
#food
54 reads
3 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
3rd Jan 2025 12:20pm
3rd Jan 2025 12:20pm
Baked Beings
For breakfast
I shall have bats wings
And mermaids tails
As sirens sing
And chips
And maybe, just maybe
A side dish of baked beings!
Not yet a Heinz variety
The more you eat
The more you impart
Especially, if these baked beings
Are only half baked!
by Jemia
I shall have bats wings
And mermaids tails
As sirens sing
And chips
And maybe, just maybe
A side dish of baked beings!
Not yet a Heinz variety
The more you eat
The more you impart
Especially, if these baked beings
Are only half baked!
by Jemia
#food
#funny
#satirical #surreal
#satirical #surreal
55 reads
0 Comments
dartford
Paul S...
Paul S...
Poem Published
19th Dec 2024 00:37am
19th Dec 2024 00:37am
on what one eats
I’m more savoury than
sweet
prefer bacon
to cakes
apparently everyone
bakes
but I’d rather fry
eggs
sweet
prefer bacon
to cakes
apparently everyone
bakes
but I’d rather fry
eggs
#food
57 reads
2 Comments
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