Least Read Poems About Food
#food
outrageous
my slow cooker
#food
17 reads
2 Comments
Humpie
I.
a frond a fan a tanline
aroused the pale to gold
to particles to crumble and now
the underside's age of pecks
orders a sweet bird
baked into the crust
to emerge as a merge to rehearsal
on a capping meadow
perking the flowers of hell
humans cobble as a wire act
on the wire, hearses hearing
the deaf deadened by a practice
of pinching the crust
know the birds are pied
senseless simulations
it is possible to pronounce
II.
the lines of a frond pie
the...
a frond a fan a tanline
aroused the pale to gold
to particles to crumble and now
the underside's age of pecks
orders a sweet bird
baked into the crust
to emerge as a merge to rehearsal
on a capping meadow
perking the flowers of hell
humans cobble as a wire act
on the wire, hearses hearing
the deaf deadened by a practice
of pinching the crust
know the birds are pied
senseless simulations
it is possible to pronounce
II.
the lines of a frond pie
the...
#food
#PowerOfWords
18 reads
3 Comments
Mason Jar
I’m alright with this.
I’m alright with saying
I can’t.
Help me- open this
jar of jam.
Peaches today?
Yes, I’m quite
alright, just a bit
flushed. Oh,
yes, please-
open a window. Part
the curtains,
unlatch deftly, click, lift.
More fingers,
push up. Ah, yes,
thank you, I can
feel my neck cool
into a lemon rind.
The breeze has
added to your fingers.
Please,
continue- the jar,
I’ll go after
the butter, but let me
watch you
feel the grooves, ...
I’m alright with saying
I can’t.
Help me- open this
jar of jam.
Peaches today?
Yes, I’m quite
alright, just a bit
flushed. Oh,
yes, please-
open a window. Part
the curtains,
unlatch deftly, click, lift.
More fingers,
push up. Ah, yes,
thank you, I can
feel my neck cool
into a lemon rind.
The breeze has
added to your fingers.
Please,
continue- the jar,
I’ll go after
the butter, but let me
watch you
feel the grooves, ...
#food
#sensual
#sex
25 reads
18 Comments
Milch Cow
Lowing
cows,
low
pitch
Across
the
misty
meadows
Ghostly
bovine
bitch.......
by Jemia
cows,
low
pitch
Across
the
misty
meadows
Ghostly
bovine
bitch.......
by Jemia
#animals
#fate
#food #sadness
#food #sadness
26 reads
0 Comments
Ducky
What
to
eat?
I
really
don't
know?
I
think
i'll
eat
An
Platypus
toe!
"Waiter!
where's
the
bill?"
by Jemia
to
eat?
I
really
don't
know?
I
think
i'll
eat
An
Platypus
toe!
"Waiter!
where's
the
bill?"
by Jemia
#food
#funny
#satirical
42 reads
0 Comments
the office planner has it all worked out on a plate
fungi takes many shapes and
forms
and you can fill in as many forms as you
want
to just be careful not to regret what you
ate
forms
and you can fill in as many forms as you
want
to just be careful not to regret what you
ate
#food
42 reads
1 Comment
Cheesed Off
Shredder
of
cheddar
A
gorgeous
gorge,
gorged,
not
forged
Rarebit,
not
rabbit!
by Jemia
of
cheddar
A
gorgeous
gorge,
gorged,
not
forged
Rarebit,
not
rabbit!
by Jemia
#food
#funny
#satirical
42 reads
0 Comments
old couple in a restaurant
she tucked her legs under the table
and said what do you fancy
you of course he said but never mind that now
I’m just so bloody hungry
and said what do you fancy
you of course he said but never mind that now
I’m just so bloody hungry
#aging
#food
#love #marriage
#love #marriage
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0 Comments
Avoid Processed Foods!
Take my order while you serve me
I don't like you or this food
How I got here, Not to sure
One bad trip, unlocked this door
I'm not feeling so fine
My stomach is cursed,
I committed a crime
Take me to that place where the elephants flew
Dolphins walked, swimming kangaroo's
I wouldn't mind if they all spoke to me
Maybe like playing charades
Sharks burrowing in trees
I've visited this place a few times in the last week
I needed a passport to meet with myself
He didn't understand me, I don't speak Greek...
I don't like you or this food
How I got here, Not to sure
One bad trip, unlocked this door
I'm not feeling so fine
My stomach is cursed,
I committed a crime
Take me to that place where the elephants flew
Dolphins walked, swimming kangaroo's
I wouldn't mind if they all spoke to me
Maybe like playing charades
Sharks burrowing in trees
I've visited this place a few times in the last week
I needed a passport to meet with myself
He didn't understand me, I don't speak Greek...
#food
#illness
#nightmares
#TruthOfLife
#utopia
43 reads
2 Comments
The Bleak Beak (5-7-5)
A
worm
wriggles
free
Vermian
spaghetti
raw
Escaping
bird
beaks
by Jemia
worm
wriggles
free
Vermian
spaghetti
raw
Escaping
bird
beaks
by Jemia
#birds
#food
#nature
45 reads
0 Comments
personal comforts
politics can be awful if things don’t
go your way read british library
crime classics, and for breakfast,
I’d suggest, hot buttered crumpets ..
go your way read british library
crime classics, and for breakfast,
I’d suggest, hot buttered crumpets ..
#books
#food
#politics
47 reads
2 Comments
Fast & Easy
I'm in a library with my girlfriend
We're listening to some guy talk about politics
Pro this, anti that
He sounded like an ignorant asshole
He looks into his small, uninterested audience and says that he's looking for a great place to get some dinner
My girlfriend gets up and says, "Would you like a great meal or something fast & easy?"
He says, "I'm looking for fine dining with a romantic ambience."
She says, "I have the perfect place for a great meal and something that's fast & easy"
She takes his hand & leaves
We're listening to some guy talk about politics
Pro this, anti that
He sounded like an ignorant asshole
He looks into his small, uninterested audience and says that he's looking for a great place to get some dinner
My girlfriend gets up and says, "Would you like a great meal or something fast & easy?"
He says, "I'm looking for fine dining with a romantic ambience."
She says, "I have the perfect place for a great meal and something that's fast & easy"
She takes his hand & leaves
#food
#girlfriend
#hurt
#politics
#rejection
48 reads
6 Comments
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