Dating Poems
#dating
Dating poems, poetry about dating, searching for love and starting a new relationship. Poems about online dating apps and websites and poetry about blind dates, first dates, bad dates and finding love in unexpected places.
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Lake
The bicycle’s path lingers,
your arms, a soft prayer around my waist,
the morning breeze still carrying
the last note of our shared hymn.
By the lake, we paused,
hands almost brushing,
a question suspended between us,
unspoken, yet heavy as the moon.
Your laughter, bright as pomegranate seeds,
still lingers in the curve of my smile,
though it feels lighter now,
like sunlight slipping through winter’s bare fingers.
You taught me to...
your arms, a soft prayer around my waist,
the morning breeze still carrying
the last note of our shared hymn.
By the lake, we paused,
hands almost brushing,
a question suspended between us,
unspoken, yet heavy as the moon.
Your laughter, bright as pomegranate seeds,
still lingers in the curve of my smile,
though it feels lighter now,
like sunlight slipping through winter’s bare fingers.
You taught me to...
#beauty
#crush
#dating
#girlfriend
#romantic
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Dating is Dated (or should be)
Much like kindergarten
prepares children for childhood
the 1950s model of dating
prepared young men and women for their adult roles.
In the old days
the man was the provider
so he paid on dates.
The woman took great care with her appearance,
a crucial part of her role.
Sometimes the man ordered for the woman in restaurants
without even consulting her.
I wouldn't have survived.
"The lady will have the salmon"
"Eww! I will not. I HATE fish!"
That would have...
prepares children for childhood
the 1950s model of dating
prepared young men and women for their adult roles.
In the old days
the man was the provider
so he paid on dates.
The woman took great care with her appearance,
a crucial part of her role.
Sometimes the man ordered for the woman in restaurants
without even consulting her.
I wouldn't have survived.
"The lady will have the salmon"
"Eww! I will not. I HATE fish!"
That would have...
#culture
#dating
#tradition
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Relationships are dying
It breaks my heart to say
We will never feel love the same way
That 80's-90's love, you are longing for
Resides in your mind only, there are no suitors
Your romantic partner, has his own agenda
Once he gets what he wants, it's sayonara
Your ride or die
Became ride and bye
Stages of romance, don't go past the flirt
Efforts stop at pulling up your skirt
True relations have lost their luster
Selfishness became the master
If you are born GenX, it's not hard to see
What was once experienced is now meant to flee ...
We will never feel love the same way
That 80's-90's love, you are longing for
Resides in your mind only, there are no suitors
Your romantic partner, has his own agenda
Once he gets what he wants, it's sayonara
Your ride or die
Became ride and bye
Stages of romance, don't go past the flirt
Efforts stop at pulling up your skirt
True relations have lost their luster
Selfishness became the master
If you are born GenX, it's not hard to see
What was once experienced is now meant to flee ...
#dating
#LifeStruggles
#men #relationships
#men #relationships
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Ratio
Jewish Singles 60 & Over:
Hey members, we have 547 women signed up for our Zoom chat
and 8 men!
That's the most men we've ever had.
Get your sexy on ladies
for the big eight
One might even be interesting!
You have slightly better than lottery-like odds
but you know that queen of cleavage from Brazil is going to be on
and no doubt some other super slim hotties
competing for the bloated and bald
the short and the shy
the nerdy and not that nice
15 minutes in, a decent-looking male doctor will sign on ...
Hey members, we have 547 women signed up for our Zoom chat
and 8 men!
That's the most men we've ever had.
Get your sexy on ladies
for the big eight
One might even be interesting!
You have slightly better than lottery-like odds
but you know that queen of cleavage from Brazil is going to be on
and no doubt some other super slim hotties
competing for the bloated and bald
the short and the shy
the nerdy and not that nice
15 minutes in, a decent-looking male doctor will sign on ...
#aging
#dating
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VD on VD
Today is the day
Valentine's Day you fool
Grab your partner and have a great time tonight
If he or she is taking you out to some exclusive restaurant,
Don't forget when ordering Clams, Penne and Alfredo sauce,
That there's no side order of Gonorrhea, Chlamydia or Genital Warts
V.D. or Venereal Disease can infect & destroy
Be honest, be upfront, play it safe, so you can enjoy
On Halloween you tell the kids to be cautious
Some VD can make you sick, some can make you nauseous
Don't forget the flowers, the candy and some Trojan...
Valentine's Day you fool
Grab your partner and have a great time tonight
If he or she is taking you out to some exclusive restaurant,
Don't forget when ordering Clams, Penne and Alfredo sauce,
That there's no side order of Gonorrhea, Chlamydia or Genital Warts
V.D. or Venereal Disease can infect & destroy
Be honest, be upfront, play it safe, so you can enjoy
On Halloween you tell the kids to be cautious
Some VD can make you sick, some can make you nauseous
Don't forget the flowers, the candy and some Trojan...
#dating
#inspirational
#satirical #ValentinesDay
#satirical #ValentinesDay
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the royal stone street 42
The Royal Stonestreet 42
In the house in Stavanger, Norway, where I grew up four families were living in poverty after the war in 1945, well, poverty was relative as we were able to survive without social interference
In the basement, an elderly man had two bedrooms and a kitchen he had to share every Saturday when the women were washing clothes and ironing
The elderly man was mysterious he had female visits every so often, who drank and fought when the police were called the women had to leave, but the old man was not arrested, it turned out he had been a...
In the house in Stavanger, Norway, where I grew up four families were living in poverty after the war in 1945, well, poverty was relative as we were able to survive without social interference
In the basement, an elderly man had two bedrooms and a kitchen he had to share every Saturday when the women were washing clothes and ironing
The elderly man was mysterious he had female visits every so often, who drank and fought when the police were called the women had to leave, but the old man was not arrested, it turned out he had been a...
#admiration
#beauty
#boyfriend #dating
#boyfriend #dating
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mermaid
Mermaid
This afternoon a mermaid swam to the shore and took flight, so you didn’t, know that the beautiful creatures who live in our seas can fly, she lifted her delicate silky wings and flew seeing me staring forlornly by the kitchen window with a dishcloth in my left hand not seeing a fairytale being I used to believe in as a child
She knocked on the window I opened up, but not much because close up she lolled like a Karen of the type saying men are useless but call you to open a tin of sausages or fetch her slippers in the bedroom Suddenly she took fright and flew away but the ...
This afternoon a mermaid swam to the shore and took flight, so you didn’t, know that the beautiful creatures who live in our seas can fly, she lifted her delicate silky wings and flew seeing me staring forlornly by the kitchen window with a dishcloth in my left hand not seeing a fairytale being I used to believe in as a child
She knocked on the window I opened up, but not much because close up she lolled like a Karen of the type saying men are useless but call you to open a tin of sausages or fetch her slippers in the bedroom Suddenly she took fright and flew away but the ...
#admiration
#beauty
#boyfriend
#crush
#dating
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The Do's & Don't's of Dating
Money for sex
Dinner for sex
Why? Why? Why? Why?
If I didn't pay would I still get laid?
Buy! Bye! Buy! Bye!
Here is a token of my affection
Why? Why? Why? Why?
Down on your knees and show your appreciation
Buy! Bye! Buy! Bye!
Do you pay for your friends?
Do you pay for your date?
Well, whoever will fuck
Will get a free plate
Dating is prostitution
The dating
Keep waiting
and masturbating
Dinner for sex
Why? Why? Why? Why?
If I didn't pay would I still get laid?
Buy! Bye! Buy! Bye!
Here is a token of my affection
Why? Why? Why? Why?
Down on your knees and show your appreciation
Buy! Bye! Buy! Bye!
Do you pay for your friends?
Do you pay for your date?
Well, whoever will fuck
Will get a free plate
Dating is prostitution
The dating
Keep waiting
and masturbating
#dating
#money
#sex
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Too close too tight
Crammed together, no space to flee,
Your thigh so warm, pressed into me.
A tiny bench, a crowded class,
Yet all I feel is you—so close, so fast.
A white shirt loose, a tie untamed,
A skirt so short, it plays a game.
A careless shift, a brush, a tease,
Stirring fire with such ease.
No room to move, no space to hide,
My pulse is racing, hands clenched tight.
The scent of you, the heat so near,
My self-control just disappears.
You lean in close, lips near my ear,
A playful whisper, low and clear. ...
Your thigh so warm, pressed into me.
A tiny bench, a crowded class,
Yet all I feel is you—so close, so fast.
A white shirt loose, a tie untamed,
A skirt so short, it plays a game.
A careless shift, a brush, a tease,
Stirring fire with such ease.
No room to move, no space to hide,
My pulse is racing, hands clenched tight.
The scent of you, the heat so near,
My self-control just disappears.
You lean in close, lips near my ear,
A playful whisper, low and clear. ...
#crush
#dating
#romantic
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Wow! A date!
Just thinking to myself...
this bitch is getting
dinner and a movie!
He's looking for action!
Sorry if that offends you...
am I being greedy
to take what's offered?
Yah! Dinner and a movie!
We hit Denny's.
I order steak and shrimp.
Shame they don't serve alcohol.
He picks an action movie.
Large drink and candy -
I'm not into picking popcorn
out of my teeth. I love sweets.
Sweet tarts are my favorite!
Guys love when you
turn your tongue blue
and ask them if they've
ever...
this bitch is getting
dinner and a movie!
He's looking for action!
Sorry if that offends you...
am I being greedy
to take what's offered?
Yah! Dinner and a movie!
We hit Denny's.
I order steak and shrimp.
Shame they don't serve alcohol.
He picks an action movie.
Large drink and candy -
I'm not into picking popcorn
out of my teeth. I love sweets.
Sweet tarts are my favorite!
Guys love when you
turn your tongue blue
and ask them if they've
ever...
#dating
#sex
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Just Us
Chillin' in the park, talking after dark.
Lights start to fade, not a second I would trade.
Saturday night vibes, sweet talks till sunrise.
World fades away, with a little sway.
Just being us, ain't no rush.
Together’s all we need, feelin' free.
When you're not here, can't breathe, my dear.
Heart skips a beat, you make it feel complete.
Seeing what they miss in your eyes, pure bliss.
Caught in love's sweet trance, lost in our dance.
Just being us, ain't no rush.
Together’s all we need, feelin' free.
Seeing...
Lights start to fade, not a second I would trade.
Saturday night vibes, sweet talks till sunrise.
World fades away, with a little sway.
Just being us, ain't no rush.
Together’s all we need, feelin' free.
When you're not here, can't breathe, my dear.
Heart skips a beat, you make it feel complete.
Seeing what they miss in your eyes, pure bliss.
Caught in love's sweet trance, lost in our dance.
Just being us, ain't no rush.
Together’s all we need, feelin' free.
Seeing...
#dating
#FallingInLove
#ILoveYou
#love
#romantic
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The Punctuation Guy
His dating profile was a little more interesting than most
Played the banjo
In a touring act with his sons
Also a visual artist
Several pictures of cute pets
Sure, I'll check him out
It was twenty years ago
Twenty five years?
How did we communicate back then
Some version of online chat I guess.
His opening line to me:
How are you this evening?????????
Yes.
Really that many.
Um, good. Thanks.
Glad to hear that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...
Played the banjo
In a touring act with his sons
Also a visual artist
Several pictures of cute pets
Sure, I'll check him out
It was twenty years ago
Twenty five years?
How did we communicate back then
Some version of online chat I guess.
His opening line to me:
How are you this evening?????????
Yes.
Really that many.
Um, good. Thanks.
Glad to hear that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...
#dating
#funny
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