Least Read Acrostic Poems

According to your
bylaws I am supposed to
care about things of
dire importance to you.

Ever think that I give no
fucks about your interest?

Grimacing as I pretend to
hang on your every word.
I am doing exceptionally well
juggling the words and
keeping my eyes open.
Listening to your boring story about
marketing and advertising.

Not to rush the situation,
obviously, you want your needs met.
Paid hourly, I am counting
quietly those
remaining
seconds before
the new hour starts. ...