Least Read Christmas Poems
#Christmas
rksingh
Poem Published
1st Dec 2024 10:38am
1st Dec 2024 10:38am
Salvation
Source of salvation
depository of sins
no cake cutting
in church promise of reaping
if we sow recovery seed
R K Singh
depository of sins
no cake cutting
in church promise of reaping
if we sow recovery seed
R K Singh
#apocalypse
#Christmas
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randyjohnson
Poem Published
23rd Dec 2024 12:55pm
23rd Dec 2024 12:55pm
It Wasn't A Wonderful Life
Some people were upset and they said it was unfair.
George Bailey killed old man Potter and he went to the electric chair.
George discovered that the eight thousand was stolen by Potter.
George became enraged and he was angry enough to slaughter.
George went to Potter's house with his gun and he shot him through the heart.
As they strapped George to the electric chair, he knew his decision wasn't smart.
George refused to have his head shaven and his hair burst into flames.
Poor George truly became a hot head and he only had himself to blame.
George...
George Bailey killed old man Potter and he went to the electric chair.
George discovered that the eight thousand was stolen by Potter.
George became enraged and he was angry enough to slaughter.
George went to Potter's house with his gun and he shot him through the heart.
As they strapped George to the electric chair, he knew his decision wasn't smart.
George refused to have his head shaven and his hair burst into flames.
Poor George truly became a hot head and he only had himself to blame.
George...
#death
#fiction
#murder
#parody
#Christmas
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O_Dee
Poem Published
15th Dec 2024 7:48pm
15th Dec 2024 7:48pm
Days
The spirit of each Day
wakes one Morning
having slept the best part of a Year.
And the Morning is the same for each of them -
so much to do, having done so little,
and all in a few hours.
But for Christmas it’s different.
For Christmas it comes hard.
The other days are merely birthdays or anniversaries,
a holiday here and there.
There may be more important times of the year
but for Christmas we are always counting down.
But Christmas finds it easy because Christmas doesn’t care.
And all the other Days...
wakes one Morning
having slept the best part of a Year.
And the Morning is the same for each of them -
so much to do, having done so little,
and all in a few hours.
But for Christmas it’s different.
For Christmas it comes hard.
The other days are merely birthdays or anniversaries,
a holiday here and there.
There may be more important times of the year
but for Christmas we are always counting down.
But Christmas finds it easy because Christmas doesn’t care.
And all the other Days...
#Christmas
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Baldwin
Poem Published
23rd Dec 2024 2:59pm
23rd Dec 2024 2:59pm
Yoolis
My annual
If someone said on Christmas Eve,
"Come; see the oxen kneel,
"In the lonely barton by yonder coomb
Our childhood used to know,"
I should go with him in the gloom,
Hoping it might be so.
Thomas Hardy
I know, despite the comfort of
the hallowed tale,
there were no angels then
who came aloft
upon that ancient Christmas eve
to regions rounding Bethlehem,
and from on high
proclaimed "fear not",
to humbled men,
and spoke of swaddled wonderment
new...
If someone said on Christmas Eve,
"Come; see the oxen kneel,
"In the lonely barton by yonder coomb
Our childhood used to know,"
I should go with him in the gloom,
Hoping it might be so.
Thomas Hardy
I know, despite the comfort of
the hallowed tale,
there were no angels then
who came aloft
upon that ancient Christmas eve
to regions rounding Bethlehem,
and from on high
proclaimed "fear not",
to humbled men,
and spoke of swaddled wonderment
new...
#Christmas
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Poetryman
Poem Published
25th Dec 2024 5:27am
25th Dec 2024 5:27am
Ho Ho Ho
Santa, down here! Don't forget me Santa, please, not again!
A bag of coal? Ya gotta be kidding, i don't even have a coal stove...
Merry Christmas to you too, Ho Ho Ho
A bag of coal? Ya gotta be kidding, i don't even have a coal stove...
Merry Christmas to you too, Ho Ho Ho
#Christmas
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Shon
Poem Published
25th Dec 2024 12:46pm
25th Dec 2024 12:46pm
Christmas Morn
Christmas morn no snow.
Just a foggy sight.
That's feels just right.
Wisps of smoke billow in the still air.
Rising from a chimney pot.
Dazzlingly a dance of pure delight.
Morphing.
Decorating fluid like.
Of shape Designs and Ideas.
If only in my head.
This vision is short lived.
As it only occurs as the fire .
In the hearth is lit.
Dying down as the fire gets going.
As I could see on the house next door.
Turned into a heat hazed wisp'er.
Lit sometime earlier this Xmas morn. ...
Just a foggy sight.
That's feels just right.
Wisps of smoke billow in the still air.
Rising from a chimney pot.
Dazzlingly a dance of pure delight.
Morphing.
Decorating fluid like.
Of shape Designs and Ideas.
If only in my head.
This vision is short lived.
As it only occurs as the fire .
In the hearth is lit.
Dying down as the fire gets going.
As I could see on the house next door.
Turned into a heat hazed wisp'er.
Lit sometime earlier this Xmas morn. ...
#Christmas
#dreams
#inspirational #uplifting
#inspirational #uplifting
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missjem56
Poem Published
23rd Dec 2024 11:34pm
23rd Dec 2024 11:34pm
S'now Joke!
Need to rant!!!!
I will never help anyone again......EVER! I'm too kind hearted, or I'm too stupid..... 😞
Yesterday it was so cold out that i took a man into my flat out of the kindness of my heart, i felt so sorry for him, poor thing was standing stiff and frozen out in the cold. i turned up the heating and let him stay overnight. However this morning he had just vanished. Not a word...not even a goodbye or a thank you for sheltering him.
The last straw?!?! When I realized he had peed all over the floor of the flat
! That's the “thank you” I get for being good to...
I will never help anyone again......EVER! I'm too kind hearted, or I'm too stupid..... 😞
Yesterday it was so cold out that i took a man into my flat out of the kindness of my heart, i felt so sorry for him, poor thing was standing stiff and frozen out in the cold. i turned up the heating and let him stay overnight. However this morning he had just vanished. Not a word...not even a goodbye or a thank you for sheltering him.
The last straw?!?! When I realized he had peed all over the floor of the flat
! That's the “thank you” I get for being good to...
#Christmas
#funny
#satirical
#snow
#surreal
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rickthepoetwarrior
Poem Published
19th Dec 2024 8:52pm
19th Dec 2024 8:52pm
Curl, Heave, and I’ves Plum Puddin’ Disaster
Sung to ‘Have a Holly Jolly Christmas’ by Burle Ives
Have a hardly jolly Christmas
It's the wurst time of the year
When you’re old and sore
Drip cough and snore
Half a craps your fear
Ho Ho
You want to go
Butt ooh can hardly pee
Presents waiting there for you
Underneath the T
Have a hardly jelly Christmas
It's the waist time of the year
Yule want to go
Butt U cant snow
Your best is half a smear
Oh Oh
The missing po
Hung where you can't see
Some body dangles there for you ...
Have a hardly jolly Christmas
It's the wurst time of the year
When you’re old and sore
Drip cough and snore
Half a craps your fear
Ho Ho
You want to go
Butt ooh can hardly pee
Presents waiting there for you
Underneath the T
Have a hardly jelly Christmas
It's the waist time of the year
Yule want to go
Butt U cant snow
Your best is half a smear
Oh Oh
The missing po
Hung where you can't see
Some body dangles there for you ...
#Christmas
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