Least Read Christmas Poems

I am the person in the attic, first floor and at the door.

Mr DIY Straddler, Mr porno and mr DIY are the three dick heads on the ground floor
And Derek is the corpse hanging from the end of a rope.

Just to let you know I am still awaiting the police to find my testimony false.. Seemingly the wad of paper evidence I provided was 2 inches high in 2019.. By 2020 it would have been double that and today well f*ck knows how high it is.. I think it all may be a bit over the top of their heads..

Whatever, I don't think you should hold your breath for a...

Source of salvation
depository of sins
no cake cutting
in church promise of reaping
if we sow recovery seed

R K Singh

Some people were upset and they said it was unfair.
George Bailey killed old man Potter and he went to the electric chair.
George discovered that the eight thousand was stolen by Potter.
George became enraged and he was angry enough to slaughter.
George went to Potter's house with his gun and he shot him through the heart.
As they strapped George to the electric chair, he knew his decision wasn't smart.
George refused to have his head shaven and his hair burst into flames.
Poor George truly became a hot head and he only had himself to blame.
George...

My annual

If someone said on Christmas Eve,
   "Come; see the oxen kneel,
"In the lonely barton by yonder coomb
   Our childhood used to know,"
I should go with him in the gloom,
   Hoping it might be so.

Thomas Hardy

I know, despite the comfort of
the hallowed tale,
there were no angels then
who came aloft
upon that ancient Christmas eve
to regions rounding Bethlehem,
and from on high
proclaimed "fear not",
to humbled men,
and spoke of swaddled wonderment
new...