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Here Kitty, Kitty...
I'm cold and old,
retired and bored
I can't explain this pain
I think I'll catch some pussycats
to roast on open flame
I'll barbecue
their whiskers
and skewer 'em by the tail
I wouldn't do it really
I'm sure I'd go to jail
You see they
pee on my hydrangeas
and devastate the lawn
my hatred knows no limits
they shit and then their gawn!
But there is
one sure solution
much cheaper than a guard
to quell their foul ablutions
I'll cage a tiger in my yard
Published 24th Sep 2010
| Edited 7th Sep 2013
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24th Sep 2010 4:15pm
the way these cats treat your garden! i'm sure some dog/cat repellent would help a bit, if not completely solve your problem. very creative and i took great pleasure in the rhyme scheme. it suits this type of poem. [:
24th Sep 2010 6:23pm
This limerick was written by my Dad. He cured the problem using tiger poo bought from the local zoo. Thanks for reading. Best ~ Abra
21st Feb 2012 11:42pm
a real joy! found myself giggle a couple times! started hot n fizzled a bit at the finish... still good.
