So She Snores

My dog is snoring, she does this every night
For six years I've listened to her snore
Snoring is so dull and boring, why can't she whistle or whimper
I end every day listing to her snore

When I got her she was already a couple years old
Not a puppy but still a child
She was disobedient and she had no friends
In a lot of ways she was like me

I was only ten when I met her, she wanted to kill me
We became friends eventually, we were each others only friends
If I let her she would sleep all day
Every morning I have to lock her up, so every morning after she wakes up she slowly goes back to sleep

By the time I get home and let her out its time for bed
So she sleeps and she snores her days away
I wonder if she knows that her simple life will soon be over
My parents are going to kill her because they don't like her

To expensive, to aggressive and to boring
But they don't know her like I do
To me she's worth it, to me she's friendly and loyal
I love her

When she's dead who will defend me while I sleep
Who will check for monsters under my bed
And who will snore for me
So I don't have to sleep in the silence of stillness
Alone