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"Facebook - Is This What You REALLY Have One For ?!?" ... A Poem written by Big Virge on the 22/10/2012

Ya Know .....
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I Have One Now ... !!! �
But Hear The Sounds ... �
of People Complaining ... �
In Different Towns ... �
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A Woman One Day ...�
Had This To Say ... �
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"This bitch keeps saying �
all types of things �
on my Facebook Page � �
as if my thoughts �
shouldn't get airplay !!!" �
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Well To Me Her Lines ...
Meant Facebook Shine ... !!! �
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Why ... ??? �
Well Because Her Views ... � �
Play A Different Tune ... �
To Them And Those ... � �
Who Drop THAT PROSE ... �
Which CLEARLY Shows ... �
What's Up Their Nose ... !!!!!! �
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Something .... BROWN .... !!!!!!!!!! �
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What's With These Clowns ... ?!? �
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Folks It Just Goes To Show ... �
That Assholes Go With BIG EGOS ... !!! �
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Could It Be Crack ... ��
That's Got Her On ... �
Facebook Attacks ... !?! �
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Well Here's My Pitch ... �
To You Facebook Bitch ... !!! �
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Unhook Yourselves ... �
From Where I Dwell ... �
But Don't Dismiss ... !!! �
These Here Lyrics ... !!! �
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When You See My Posts ... �
Please Just Do This ... �
Adopt That Pose ... �
And Yes Double Click ... �
Where You See ... QUIT ... �
And Make Your Exit ... !!!!!! �
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A Nice Quick Fix ... �
For Your Obvious Glitch ... �
To Act ... Foolishly ... �
Before You THINK ... ?!? �
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Which Is A Habit ... �
You NEED TO MANAGE ... !!! � �
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Is This What You REALLY ... �
Have One ... For ... ?!? �
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To Wage Cyberspace War ... �
With ... Lyrical Swords ... �
That Aren't Sharp Enough ... �
To Cut Through The Stuff ... �
That Clearly Gets You ... �
... In A ... HUFF ... !!! �
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So You HUFF And PUFF ... �
All ... Facebook Tough ... !!! �
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But That's NOT Tough ... !!!!!!! �
All It Proves Is That Your Moves ... �
Are Shady, Hazy ... �
Thought Waves CRAZY ... !!! �

Thinking That Befits A Baby ... !!! �
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Facebook Hype ... �
Has Got These Types ... �
Acting Like ... �
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They've Lost their Minds ... !!! � �
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Girls And Guys ... ?!? �
Women And Men ... ?!? �
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Hiding Behind ... �
Facebook Pretence ... �
Their Facebook Friends ... �
And Posts Contrived ... �
To Prove How Wise ... �
And EVER SO Nice ... �
These People Are ... �
Who Have ... NO LIVES ... !!! �
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2000 Friends .... !!!!! �
On Facebook Yes ....... �
Very POPULAR ... �
Like A Piece of Arse ... !!! �
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That Likes Being Licked ... �
By ... Any Old Chick ...
Or Being Sticked ... � �
By THOSE NASTY Dicks ... !!! �
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Is This What You ... �
REALLY Have One For ... ?!?
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"Really man ... �
don't you ever use it ... �
to try to uplift ... �
and share something ... �
that helps our kids ... !?!�
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Oh Right You Do ... !!!!! �
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You FaceTime Yours ... �
Now They're Abroad ... �
Because They RAN ... �
AWAY From ... YOU ... !!!" �
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"Oh your fam and friends �
in far away ends ... �
that's how you stay �
in touch with them !" �
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"Okay that's cool �
but tell the truth ..." �
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"It's once a year �
that they call you �
to bend your ear �
about THEIR issues !!!" �
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Now Calm Down Your Mood ... �
And Don't Be Rude ... �
it's just MY VIEW ... �
of Facebook Crews ... �
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Who Think They're Cool ... �
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Posting THIS ...
And Posting THAT ... �
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Until Someone ... �
Points Out Some FACTS ... �
Or ... Even Worse ... �
Points Out The FLAWS ... �
In Posts They've Made ... �
That Have NO Cause ... �
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Than To Get People ... �
To Message You ... �
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And Say, �
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"Hey dude, your post was cool !!!" �
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VACUOUS CRAP ... !!!
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That Just Attracts ... �
The Flies Who Lie ... �
In ... Venus Traps ... �
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Hoping To Escape ... �
When They've Long Since Made ... �
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A Page of Farce ... �
To Build A Facade ... �
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That Proves Their Thoughts ... �
Come Out of Their ... ??? �
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... " Perverted Minds " ...
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You're Bound To See ...�
Sexual Imagery ... �
I Think You'll Find ... �
On Their Timelines ... !!! �
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It Is What It Is .... �
This Facebook Thing ... �
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Built To Consume ... �
Peoples' Thinking ... �
And Built To Ensure ... �
Egos Get Poured ............�
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ALL OVER THE PLACE ... !!!�
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It's A Damned Disgrace ... �
Don't You People ... � �
Feel ... ASHAMED ... �?!?
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Such Forums Should Be ... �
Used For More Than Waging War ... �
Or Trying To Impress ... �
These ... Cyber Whores ... !?! �
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This Question I Guess ... �
Is For ... Face-Hooked hoards �
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"Is This What You REALLY Have One For ?"