Til Drunk Do Us Part

I am the life of every party.  Often the main attraction.
Sometimes you can't help but to tag me along where ever you go...
I go.  Forcing me to go even if I'm not up to it.  I even show up at events hours before you just to see the surprising look on your face once you arrive.  Hoping that for once your intake of me would be in a responsible moderate consumption....But what thanks do i get? I am loyal and STAY VERY TRUE TO MY WORD.

Understand we have a connection, an undeniable bond.  I'm always there for you when no one else is, I uplift your spirits when you are down, I even give you courage to confront & face difficult task in which you normally wouldn't do under normal circumstances when no one else believes in you.  Making you the center of attention.  BECAUSE I STAY TRUE TO MY WORD.

However... I realize during holidays, social gatherings, and special occassions you constantly abuse me uncontrollably in public not realizing that its hurting you more than it is me.
I have come to the conclusion that we are not good for each other.  Last night was the last straw... So as a result I did
what I thougt was best for the both of us and gave you one last bit of encouragement while driving home.  So just in case your
wondering why you are confined to a wheelchair and can't remember why, and how your life took a turn for the worse...Do know this... I STAY TRUE TO MY WORD AND YOU WILL RESPECT ME.