No!!!  (A New Adventure In Satire)

Imagine
as whole nation
stood to its feet
and with one
word takes back
what was there's
it took only  
one word
say it with me..
..No!!!!
 
2014
the conservative government
of the the united kingdom
decides in its infinite wisdom
to tax free will,
it was bad enough when
they taxed air
but free will was  
one step to far!
Striped of our names
we were given numbers
that matched are national
insurance numbers
We were  made to wear the same  
black and grey  
one piece jumpsuits
Forced to cut are hair
forced to have the same side parting
so we all looked the same.
Forced to peddle invisible
treadmills that powered
the country and kept
the rich warm.
 
In west minister Cameron turns to clegg
and smiles
"Nice and snug, and plenty of light, aye cleggy!
clegg struggles against
the chains of his bondage
licking the last of the  
honey nut loops from his
dog bowl.
He sheds a tear, it was never
supposed to be like this.
 
Revolution begins
in November 2014
it took one person
a farmer who refused
to sell land to be turned
into a top secret prison
that everybody knew about.
This prison or "workstation" was to  
hold or undesirables
outcasts, the reactionaries
and the free.
The farmer (Who looks exactly Like
Patrick Mcgoohan but with a beard)
stand's on his self made
soap box and through cupped hands
shouts NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
other citizens nearby here his plea
they throw down there tools
and in unison cry NOOOOOO!!!
destroying the invisible
treadmill with thousands
of angry fists.
 
First its the work force
then the police, fire service
NHS, and finally the military
all cry "No!!!" its just the  
government and the bankers left
and they were to busy counting
money in there counting houses
to give a shit.
The farmer and his flock march  
the 50 miles to London acquiring
all sorts of people  
from all sorts of walks of life
along the way  
even the youth rally around  
the farmer with there spray cans
and silly paint lost in there  
rebellious youthful endeavors.
 
Days later nearly the entire
population of The united kingdom
storm Westminster,
each in turn tear there government issued
black and grey one piece jumpsuit
standing naked in the street  
dancing butt naked in the rain
there identity returned all screaming "No!!
while shaking there fists in unison.
 
January 2015
A new government rises
composed of revolutionaries
reactionary's, rebels,
ex Tory, labor and Lib Dem MP'S
and more importantly
the everyman and the free.
led by former lapdog nick clegg
this new government abolished tax
within the month pumped money
into the NHS, created free energy
and invented time travel (Buts that's
another story)
 
The farmer took a seat on the  
new government and achieved greatness
while becoming the poster child for the  
youth of today.  
He also features on t-shirts
and countless TV movies and music videos.
 
The prime minister However,
now works a 13 hour shift
six days a week on a checkout
at a local Tesco metro earning
minimum wage living in a bedsit
with rats and no central heating
Denied housing benefit and basic
human rights....Just like us.
 
The moral of the story...
 Just say No Kids!!!