The Ten Laws of Politics

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1st Law of Politics: When there’s nothing left to be said a good politician will take an hour to say it.

2nd Law of Politics: Only when there is absolutely no other option should you revert to the truth.

3rd Law of Politics:  Never use plain simple words when there are longer more complex alternatives.

4th Law of Politics: The formula for calculating expenses is your telephone number multiplied by the date.

5th law of Politics: Election promises are only valid on the day they were made.

6th Law of Politics: No matter what the problem is and whosoever caused it the opposition is always to blame.

7th law of Politics:  Never ever apologise unless it’s for something that happened at least 30 years before you were born.

8th law of Politics: The only above inflation pay claim that can possibly be justified is your own.

9th Law of Politics: After an election the electorate must be ignored at all costs.

10th Law of Politics: Say yes and you’re promoted say no and you go.