Projectile Style

I'm a girl who has never squirted
'Not all women can!' I blurted
That's why ladies in the porno biz
make extra dough if they power jizz
My man says it's all in my mind
as he chews on me like a melon rind
A whole 2 minutes he spends down there
I'm not sure why I even care
Except I'd lose some water weight
And open a new erotic gate
Perhaps if I smuggle a water jug
and just before sex pour in a slug
Fool my man with a well-timed scream
and release the distilled water stream
He'll get off my back and see some sense
and do more down south than paint the fence!