it's not just nice guys we all lose

she says she loves my hair and how long does it take to style it?
i tell her after the bottle of whiskey ,oxycontin, ambien and temazepam last night i think i slept for about 12 hrs.
what day is it?
i love you
what's your name?
she dances so loud but all i hear is silence
a shotgun blast could'nt divert this cold stare
i wanna drive you home or atleast somewhere
i'm gonna get famous and kill myself
won't that be an interesting notch in your bedpost?
i wanna fuck the shit out of you wearing a homer simpson mask
is that wierd?
did i just say that out loud?
the joker  is dead but i'm still here
havin my own personal boxing match with benzos
on father's day i get cans of tomato soup
pictures of babies just make me wanna kick a baby
or atleast get a lil shaky
her spanish heritage makes me wanna enthuse her to write a suicide note in pig latin on the back of one of my flyers
let's hold hands and die
this comedy act will make you cry
sippy cups filled with sulfur
my ulcer
me, hanson and the olson twins splittin up heath ledger's leftover stash
push the red button
take the cat out of the microwave
diamonds would be prettier if they were'nt so fuckin expensive
i love getting a new job just because of how much i love to quit
hey lil kim! i got a sweet tooth for that chocolate ass
i hate how hating my life seems to be so fucking attractive
i just want cancer or some back up dancers
i don't think very highly of the women i sleep with because they would sleep with a guy like me
especially when the cops tell me they got in with a fake id
hey n. korea
why can't you invent something cool?
i'm serious...
like a girl who smells like vanilla cherries on her period?
hold on ....quiet....
i love this part.
shit nevermind
my x wife is still alive
but i got an ace up my sleeve
i've been practicing this one
you wanna see a magic trick?
poof! we all disappear!!!!