Stories

you ever been so drunk you got your ass whooped by a tree
ya'll its not my fault
you should have seen the way it was lookin at me
you ever hit a mud hole
and lose control
scared me half to death
headin towards that telephone pole
yeah i may have done some stupid things
but

i've sure got some stories to tell
lookin back
they were funny as hell
yeah i got a lot of scars
but there is a lesson behind everyone
i aint slowin down
livin like a bullet shot from a gun
i'd rather have fun
than be safe
ya'll can keep the boring
ask me about my stories

you ever jump off the roof
into a swimming pool
at a house party
ever go muddin in a police car
ya'll we hit those mud holes hard
you ever got in a fight at a honky tonk bar
all beacause you danced with the wrong girl
yeah i've seen some crazy things in this world

i've sure got some stories to tell
lookin back
they were funny as hell
yeah i got a lot of scars
but there is a lesson behind everyone
i aint slowin down
livin like a bullet shot from a gun
i'd rather have fun
than be safe
ya'll can keep the boring
ask me about my stories

i might have a lot more scars than you
but i can say i've done things i've always wanted to do
i live life to the fullest
oh

i've sure got some stories to tell
lookin back
they were funny as hell
yeah i got a lot of scars
but there is a lesson behind everyone
i aint slowin down
livin like a bullet shot from a gun
i'd rather have fun
than be safe
ya'll can keep the boring
ask me about my stories